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A Dante Guarantee
If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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A Dante Guarantee
Kreisleriana wrote:
If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! I can just imagine it. I bet you Caliban could match that look. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
m... If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh I can't say the neighbor's cat Schwartzie gave me a "Dante look". But when I'd find him as a big lump under a quilt on the bed in her guest bedroom I'd lift it up and peek at him. And he'd meow at me, like "why are you disturbing me?!" Hey, I was just making sure I knew where he was. Those indoor-outdoor cats aren't all that easy to take care of. I see a lump, I want to look at the lump! For all I know he's as skilled as a teenager pushing a pillow under the covers to pretend he's still at home after dark. LOL Jill |
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A Dante Guarantee
"jmcquown" wrote in message ... "Kreisleriana" wrote in message m... If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh I can't say the neighbor's cat Schwartzie gave me a "Dante look". But when I'd find him as a big lump under a quilt on the bed in her guest bedroom I'd lift it up and peek at him. And he'd meow at me, like "why are you disturbing me?!" Hey, I was just making sure I knew where he was. Those indoor-outdoor cats aren't all that easy to take care of. I see a lump, I want to look at the lump! For all I know he's as skilled as a teenager pushing a pillow under the covers to pretend he's still at home after dark. LOL Jill Just the name Schwartzie is so cute it makes me wanna squeal. Is he cute? -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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A Dante Guarantee
"Marina" wrote in message ... Kreisleriana wrote: If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! I can just imagine it. I bet you Caliban could match that look. I think Caliban and Dante are cut from similar cloth. -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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A Dante Guarantee
"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
news "jmcquown" wrote in message ... "Kreisleriana" wrote in message m... If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh I can't say the neighbor's cat Schwartzie gave me a "Dante look". But when I'd find him as a big lump under a quilt on the bed in her guest bedroom I'd lift it up and peek at him. And he'd meow at me, like "why are you disturbing me?!" Hey, I was just making sure I knew where he was. Those indoor-outdoor cats aren't all that easy to take care of. I see a lump, I want to look at the lump! For all I know he's as skilled as a teenager pushing a pillow under the covers to pretend he's still at home after dark. LOL Jill Just the name Schwartzie is so cute it makes me wanna squeal. Is he cute? -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh He's very cute! He's a rather portly black cat with bright gold eyes. It's funny he should be the one who is heavier because food is not his first interest. I observed (when I was cat-sitting for those 2 weeks) his big thing in the morning was, "Let me outside!". And I've seen him chasing squirrels; he's quite active but he doesn't catch them. It's more like a game to him. His brother, Fetters, is petite and slender and is *all about food*. He'd be head-butting me while I was trying to dish up food, getting in my way. Food, food, food! Fettters is a very small cat. Also black with gold eyes and a very raspy voice. He talks a lot and he was more concerned about getting breakfast than he was about going outside Jill |
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A Dante Guarantee
"Kreisleriana" wrote in message and you see a lump
moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see lemme guess......the battery operated dildo vibrator you forgot to turn off? |
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A Dante Guarantee
Kreisleriana wrote:
If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. Hee! Great mental image! It would be fun if you snuck up on him with a camera and actually captured the deranged, googly-eyed cat in digital form. Smudge burrows under the covers sometimes. If I pet her through the covers, she purrs really loudly. It's pretty funny because usually her purr is barely above a whisper. Maybe she's just trying to make sure I know she's under there. Usually, though, if there's a cat lump on my bed, it's a Roxy-lump. She gets cold more easily than the others and will head for the nearest heat source, even if it's just her own heat trapped under the covers. -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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A Dante Guarantee
On Jan 6, 5:14*am, "Kreisleriana" wrote:
If you happen to be walking around my house, and you see a lump moving around under my bedcovers, or in the throw on the daybed, and you go over, and very gently lift a corner and peek in there, I can practically guarantee you that you will see Dante with the craziest, insanest, most deranged, nutzenkookoo, dilated googly eyes ever seen on any cat. *Hee! -- Theresa and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Forever:http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Tee hee! He's obviously protecting you from the evil Bedmice. It's part of Nina's nocturnal routine. Or maybe he fears an infestation of Greeblings. Great image! Melsisa |
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A Dante Guarantee
Kreisleriana wrote:
I think Caliban and Dante are cut from similar cloth. I believe they are. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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