Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

MarkA wrote in
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On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it."

What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?

Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For
one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The
same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*.

Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced....

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