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Old January 30th 14, 12:48 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
J[_3_]
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child


http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/29/woman-...g-gay-4282096/



A woman has reportedly thrown her pet cat out on the streets for being
gay.

In a bizarre tale which has gripped the town of Lafia, a
seven-year-old moggy named Bull has been cast out for apparently
having homosexual tendencies.

The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in ‘unnatural
sexual behaviour’ and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour ‘disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature’.

Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: ‘Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it.’
J Young


Honesty. Decency. Integrity. Egalitarian.

http://www.centersfordecency.org/sub.htm
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Old January 30th 14, 03:18 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
Jeanne Douglas
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article ,
J wrote:

This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child



Knock it off.

--

JD

"If our country is going broke, let it be from
feeding the poor and caring for the elderly.
And not from pampering the rich and fighting
wars for them."--Living Blue in a Red State (seen on Facebook)
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Old January 30th 14, 03:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default Recipe: Oxtail Soup

On 1/29/2014 9:18 PM, Jeanne Douglas wrote:
In article ,
J wrote:

This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child



Knock it off.


[Cross posting snipped]

I made some lovely oxtail soup/stew with onions and celery when the
weather got cold. The stock from ox tails (which are merely beef tails)
are rather fatty, so the stock is nice and gelatinous. Brown them, then
cook in a pot covered with water. Add a couple of dried bay leaves,
salt & pepper. Cook about 2 hours. Chill, then skim solidified fat
before you add the diced vegetables. Add more water. Season to taste
with dried thyme. I added barley to this rendition of oxtail soup.

Jill
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Old January 30th 14, 11:25 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , Jeanne
Douglas wrote:

In article ,
J wrote:

This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child



Knock it off.


• Is Vice Commander Jeanne yet another wannabe control freak? . . Is
"J" still trying sort out his sexuality?
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Old January 30th 14, 04:18 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody interested
in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."


What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does anyone
ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain silos? Is
there a world shortage of hair balls?
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Old January 30th 14, 06:07 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , MarkA
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody interested
in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."


What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does anyone
ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain silos? Is
there a world shortage of hair balls?


• In this neighborhood rats nibbling on attic electric wires caused an
electrical fire that so severely burned the roof the rats had to move.
The owner of the house is a cat hater.
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Old January 30th 14, 06:26 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

On Thu, 30 Jan 2014 09:07:58 -0800, •RLMeasures wrote:

In article , MarkA
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it."


What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?


• In this neighborhood rats nibbling on attic electric wires caused an
electrical fire that so severely burned the roof the rats had to move.
The owner of the house is a cat hater.


Do you foresee a coming conflict between the homosexual feline agenda and
the rodent arsonist agenda?
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Old January 30th 14, 07:02 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

"J" wrote in message
...
This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/29/woman-...g-gay-4282096/


LOL! You would think she would know the cat was gay, 'cause everything in
england is gay!

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Old January 30th 14, 08:15 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , MarkA
wrote:

On Thu, 30 Jan 2014 09:07:58 -0800, •RLMeasures wrote:

In article , MarkA
wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it."

What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?


• In this neighborhood rats nibbling on attic electric wires caused an
electrical fire that so severely burned the roof the rats had to move.
The owner of the house is a cat hater.


Do you foresee a coming conflict between the homosexual feline agenda and
the rodent arsonist agenda?


• the rats arsoned their own abode so it's doubtful they are smart enough
to have any.
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Old January 30th 14, 09:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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Default Recipe: Oxtail Soup


"jmcquown" wrote in message
...
On 1/29/2014 9:18 PM, Jeanne Douglas wrote:
In article ,
J wrote:

This cat should make a perfect substitute for any same-sex couple
looking to adopt a child



Knock it off.


[Cross posting snipped]

I made some lovely oxtail soup/stew with onions and celery when the
weather got cold. The stock from ox tails (which are merely beef tails)
are rather fatty, so the stock is nice and gelatinous. Brown them, then
cook in a pot covered with water. Add a couple of dried bay leaves, salt
& pepper. Cook about 2 hours. Chill, then skim solidified fat before you
add the diced vegetables. Add more water. Season to taste with dried
thyme. I added barley to this rendition of oxtail soup.

Jill


It could well be true though, some countries are terribly homophobic.
Tweed


 




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