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  #51  
Old May 15th 06, 05:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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-L. wrote:

What about the kids who signed up for *National Guard* and are now being
killed in the Middle East? Sounds like "draft" to me...


The draft is now on the back-end. You get shipped over to Iraq
again instead of getting out on your scheduled date.

I know a hell of alot of guardsmen who didn't volunteer to be hauled off
to Iraq...


I would love to hear what recruiters say to get all of these
"volunteers." They go in to small, poor towns with their impressive,
very clean uniforms and white shoes and tell all of these high schoolers
how wonderful it is to be in the military. They do not accurately
represent life in the military or let these kids know what they are
really getting in to.

Rhonda

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Old May 15th 06, 05:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"Nomen Nescio" "L" "Cybercat"

We all need to end this ridiculous agruement all it is doing is casuing one
hell of a flame war. Hatred on boths sides is being spewed out. There is
no way to turn the opinions on 3 subjects sex, Religion, or Politics. Each
of us have our opinions there is no way to get either side to see either's
point. All it is doing it cauisng us to turn evil against one another.

Both side are wrong, Both side are right in each of their own ideas. They
only thing we all can agree with is Politics is nothing but bull**** always
has been and alwasy will be. There is only descent politicians right now
are these folks and even they have their problems as all politicians do
U.S. Senators Ted Stevens (R-AK) and Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) U.S. Reps. Tom
Lantos (D-CA) and Chris Shays (R-CT) Pets Evacuation and Transportation
Standards Act (PETS Act) sponsors


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Old May 15th 06, 06:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Default juice for president


Matthew aka NMR wrote:
I just got yelled at for cranking this one up
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...71246853138724
I forgot what type of sounds system I have



you like that hip hop don't you Matt
shoulda just turned it up louder

especially the bass, rattle the windows

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Old May 15th 06, 06:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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I did why do you think I got yelled at she was on the other side of the
house and was rattling the walls I like that tune can't you tell he he


"Juice" wrote in message
ps.com...

Matthew aka NMR wrote:
I just got yelled at for cranking this one up
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...71246853138724
I forgot what type of sounds system I have



you like that hip hop don't you Matt
shoulda just turned it up louder

especially the bass, rattle the windows



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Old May 15th 06, 07:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Yeah here is some links Damn thing stalked her ass. Those things are scary
sometimes. I have had them pop up right in front of you eye to eye when I
was swimming before. I don't go in water I can't see the bottom any more
between sharks, hurricanes, alligators, old fart it ain't safe in Florida
anymore

They found 2 humans arms inside its stomach
look at the bottom of the page for all the othr stories about it
http://www.local6.com/news/9214255/detail.html
http://www.local6.com/news/9204051/detail.html
http://tinyurl.com/zyd9h



"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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From: "Matthew aka NMR"

We all need to end this ridiculous agruement all it is doing is casuing
one
hell of a flame war. Hatred on boths sides is being spewed out. There is
no way to turn the opinions on 3 subjects sex, Religion, or Politics.
Each
of us have our opinions there is no way to get either side to see either's
point. All it is doing it cauisng us to turn evil against one another.


What????????
You want to deny Lyn and Nancy their favorite hobby? :-)


No just personally tired of fighting I think Danny Glover said it the best I
am to old for this ****


And besides, you and I are performing a public service by keeping
their wrath directed against us instead of people who might actually
give a damn.

I am not preforming anything ;-) I got pulled into to the deep end and I am
swimming for the surface

Any news on that "killer 'gator"? Too bad that poor lady wasn't carrying
a gun.

From what I am reading I don't think it would have helped


  #56  
Old May 15th 06, 07:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"Rhonda" wrote in message
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-L. wrote:

What about the kids who signed up for *National Guard* and are now

being
killed in the Middle East? Sounds like "draft" to me...


The draft is now on the back-end. You get shipped over to Iraq
again instead of getting out on your scheduled date.

I know a hell of alot of guardsmen who didn't volunteer to be hauled

off
to Iraq...


I would love to hear what recruiters say to get all of these
"volunteers." They go in to small, poor towns with their impressive,
very clean uniforms and white shoes and tell all of these high schoolers
how wonderful it is to be in the military. They do not accurately
represent life in the military or let these kids know what they are
really getting in to.


This is one reason why Republicans love this War. Sure, "it is all
volunteer." But who will be attracted to being shipped to the desert
to fight people who see dying as a way to get to heaven, while using
vehicles without sufficient armor and knowing how thin the US forces
are stretched and will be stretched for a long time? Members of the
Young Republicans? Bush's buddy's sons from the country club?
The average suburban asshole's overfed, pinheaded son with his
inflated sense of entitlement? Young Tiffany whose idea of an adventure
is to have a pedicure at a strange salon?

Not quite. You see the ones the military appeals to on the news
every night, smiling out from photos their parents chose, smiles
from the lost and the dead and those who never had a ****ing chance
because they bought into the "honor" shuck and jive that our good
buddy "Nomen" the paid-my-dues-and-****-you mother****er is
selling. They are kids from the hills of West Virginia and streets of
DC and the ghettos of Detroit and other places where there are few
opportunities for the children of the working poor.

For some reason these girls do not look like George Bush's daughters,
born with a silver spoon in their noses, or the boys like George himself
when he
was a snotnosed n'er-do-well whose Daddy paid his way through
an Ivy League college. Many of them are browner much browner and
most are scrawnier, and all their clothes are funnier and most get a whole
lot more Walmart stuff in their care packages from home than "W" would
have ever gotten.

With a draft, the Republicans are outraged because their own
rednecked rightwing paunchy spoiled pups might actually have
to forgo a croissant or two.

I see their faces on TV and want to know why any of them are dying
at all--what good is it doing this country?

Aside from stroking the egos of the gun nuts and the half-witted,
hate-filled zombies of the religious right, George W. Bush has done
nothing positive at all for the majority of Americans. His daddy
had dog**** to offer as well. Jeb is of the same caliber. It's like
a family tradition. Dope-on-a-rope tied to the Good Old Boy
network of the past.

Long's ah kin keep mah gun an Save the Babies of the World,
Ah'm happy, eh boys?

Speaking of which, to those of you who are dedicated to
legislating what women do with their bodies, I would suggest
that you and your fairly (and otherwise) elected officials
see about taking care of the children who have already been
born before you attempt to impose your misguided, simpleminded
wills on the bodies of American women and the men who actually
love them. Here's a big warning: many of these babies are brown,
even DARK brown! And they are hungry and needy and they
are already here.

For my money, they are much more worthy of my time and
attention than the quest to force Ellie May and LaTonya to
bring to term babies when they are not even prepared to
take care of themselves.

Well now, that felt really nice. I call it "telling the truth," though
I have a friend who calls the voicing of any truth he does not
like "venting." As though said truth were manufactured just to
release tension. In his direction. In a way that annoys him to no
end. : D

That said, God Bless you, every one. (Yes, even you mother****ers
whose ignorance and arrogance amount to pure maliciousness.)

My God is a great big God. Kind and tolerant and fair and loving.

And My God can kick your God's narrowminded, brutal ass.

(Yes boys, that is me shaking the dick I do not have at you. You
know, the dick you imagine any woman who stands up to you has
to have in there, somewhere? The one that is bigger than yours?)







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Old May 15th 06, 09:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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cybercat wrote:
This is one reason why Republicans love this War. Sure, "it is all
volunteer." But who will be attracted to being shipped to the desert
to fight people who see dying as a way to get to heaven, while using
vehicles without sufficient armor and knowing how thin the US forces
are stretched and will be stretched for a long time? Members of the
Young Republicans? Bush's buddy's sons from the country club?
The average suburban asshole's overfed, pinheaded son with his
inflated sense of entitlement? Young Tiffany whose idea of an adventure
is to have a pedicure at a strange salon?

Not quite. You see the ones the military appeals to on the news
every night, smiling out from photos their parents chose, smiles
from the lost and the dead and those who never had a ****ing chance
because they bought into the "honor" shuck and jive that our good
buddy "Nomen" the paid-my-dues-and-****-you mother****er is
selling. They are kids from the hills of West Virginia and streets of
DC and the ghettos of Detroit and other places where there are few
opportunities for the children of the working poor.


Yep.


For some reason these girls do not look like George Bush's daughters,
born with a silver spoon in their noses, or the boys like George himself
when he
was a snotnosed n'er-do-well whose Daddy paid his way through
an Ivy League college. Many of them are browner much browner and
most are scrawnier, and all their clothes are funnier and most get a whole
lot more Walmart stuff in their care packages from home than "W" would
have ever gotten.


Yep.


With a draft, the Republicans are outraged because their own
rednecked rightwing paunchy spoiled pups might actually have
to forgo a croissant or two.

I see their faces on TV and want to know why any of them are dying
at all--what good is it doing this country?

Aside from stroking the egos of the gun nuts and the half-witted,
hate-filled zombies of the religious right, George W. Bush has done
nothing positive at all for the majority of Americans. His daddy
had dog**** to offer as well. Jeb is of the same caliber. It's like
a family tradition. Dope-on-a-rope tied to the Good Old Boy
network of the past.


Corporate welfare is blossoming. Let's pop some bubbly!


Long's ah kin keep mah gun an Save the Babies of the World,
Ah'm happy, eh boys?

Speaking of which, to those of you who are dedicated to
legislating what women do with their bodies, I would suggest
that you and your fairly (and otherwise) elected officials
see about taking care of the children who have already been
born before you attempt to impose your misguided, simpleminded
wills on the bodies of American women and the men who actually
love them. Here's a big warning: many of these babies are brown,
even DARK brown! And they are hungry and needy and they
are already here.


If they really gave a ****, they'd be adopting those brown-skinned
babies who now are lingering in fosterhomes for lack of families,
instead of worrying about a 14-day old clump of cells.

We were offered seven newborns a month or so ago - *seven*. And we
aren't even re-approved to adopt yet. They are desperate to place
these babies.



For my money, they are much more worthy of my time and
attention than the quest to force Ellie May and LaTonya to
bring to term babies when they are not even prepared to
take care of themselves.

Well now, that felt really nice. I call it "telling the truth," though
I have a friend who calls the voicing of any truth he does not
like "venting." As though said truth were manufactured just to
release tension. In his direction. In a way that annoys him to no
end. : D

That said, God Bless you, every one. (Yes, even you mother****ers
whose ignorance and arrogance amount to pure maliciousness.)

My God is a great big God. Kind and tolerant and fair and loving.

And My God can kick your God's narrowminded, brutal ass.


You know, what really makes me sick is those mother****ers do all this
heinous bull**** under the supposed "guidance" of God. They claim to
be Christian and yet have to be some of the most horrible individuals
who have ever walked this Earth. The hypocricy is amazing.


(Yes boys, that is me shaking the dick I do not have at you. You
know, the dick you imagine any woman who stands up to you has
to have in there, somewhere? The one that is bigger than yours?)


I must say, that's probably one of the best usenet posts I have read in
a long, long time. And to think it is *me* who is giving you that
compliment! Imagine that!

-L.

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Old May 15th 06, 07:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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There has been 3 separate attacks this week


http://www.local6.com/news/9214300/d... 5152006&ts=H


"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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From: "Matthew aka NMR"

Yeah here is some links Damn thing stalked her ass. Those things are
scary
sometimes. I have had them pop up right in front of you eye to eye when I
was swimming before. I don't go in water I can't see the bottom any more
between sharks, hurricanes, alligators, old fart it ain't safe in Florida
anymore

They found 2 humans arms inside its stomach
look at the bottom of the page for all the othr stories about it
http://www.local6.com/news/9214255/detail.html
http://www.local6.com/news/9204051/detail.html
http://tinyurl.com/zyd9h



Oh, wow. There were a couple of attacks. I only heard about
one. The one that stalked that girl is a little unnerving.


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Old May 15th 06, 07:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"-L." wrote


I must say, that's probably one of the best usenet posts I have read in
a long, long time.


Why, thank you, Lyn. I withdrew somewhat after the election, and have
not had much to say, but I have been thinking, lol

And to think it is *me* who is giving you that
compliment! Imagine that!


Well, I always suspected we were on the same side politically.
G



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Old May 15th 06, 07:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
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From: "cybercat"

(Yes boys, that is me shaking the dick I do not have at you. You
know, the dick you imagine any woman who stands up to you has
to have in there, somewhere? The one that is bigger than yours?)


Have you discussed your penis envy with your shrink?

And BTW, the real reason that men treat you like an idiot


G Men don't treat me like an idiot.

is that.......you are an idiot.


Oh, yes, I am sure that is apparent to everyone in the post to which
you are replying.

Just as your response conveys a message about your intellectual
capabilities.

Now then, I am finished. I think Samuel Clemens was right about
teaching a pig to sing. Piggy is clearly annoyed, WA hahaha.

HAND.



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