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#1
February 1st 10, 03:30 PM
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Speaking "Cat"
Hi!
My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/*cat wrangler* and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina 
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#2
February 1st 10, 03:57 PM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote:
Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Mark, I wanted to let you and everyone know we fully support you in this endeavor. -- JM
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#3
February 1st 10, 07:15 PM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Feb 1, 7:57*am, Just Me wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Mark, I wanted to let you and everyone know we fully support you in this endeavor. I second that; I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you. Dr. HotSalt
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#4
February 1st 10, 08:52 PM
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Speaking "Cat"
Mark didn't write:
I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R
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#5
February 1st 10, 10:10 PM
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Speaking "Cat"
Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. Res in peas. TuTu
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#6
February 2nd 10, 12:16 AM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 11:15:26 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
On Feb 1, 7:57*am, Just Me wrote: On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 10:30:48 -0500, Mark wrote: Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. Mark, I wanted to let you and everyone know we fully support you in this endeavor. I second that; I just want to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you. Dr. HotSalt Thanks to both you and John. Especially John, my John. winkers -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My website http://www.hosanna1.com/ www.myspace.com/gayincarolina
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#7
February 2nd 10, 12:32 AM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote:
Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. Res in peas. TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens -- Maggy May four her hous
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#8
February 2nd 10, 12:35 AM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote:
On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote: Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. Res in peas. TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten **** right out of you. -- Mark The Meek/cat wrangler made $82,000 yesterday
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#9
February 2nd 10, 12:51 AM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Feb 1, 7:30*am, Mark wrote:
Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. Feel free to critique. I have fourteen cats. ohhh noooo, duz da gramby hab dat nazty floomonster? letz mayke a purr circle n purr for hurownself tew git bedder n for softz nervz tew calm daown. meowmie iz gonna say sum prayers for boff uff demm too. -- Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/ scratch golfer/*cat wrangler* and observer of the mundane. And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine. My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/www.myspace.com/gayincarolina Dat saownz wike a nitemare wen itz lap time. Sumtymez eefen too catz too menny.
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#10
February 2nd 10, 01:23 AM
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Speaking "Cat"
On Feb 1, 7:35*pm, Mark wrote:
On Mon, 1 Feb 2010 19:32:29 -0500, Will In New Haven wrote: On Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:10:06 -0700, MLB wrote: Glenn Knickerbocker wrote: Mark didn't write: I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here goes. SKEPTICAL CAT IS FRAUGHT WITH SKEPTICISM nonlivejournalers should note: *http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/niobe_suspicious.jpg ¬R Rmins mee of Ginger. *Res in peas. *TuTu MLB dono pay tneshuns to poster ooze a lyin hipocrit ooze no wannts to be wif us bun agin us he hatez kinens Listen up Freak, I don't hate kittens I named an art school after myself just for kittens. So shut the **** up and quit playing games, who are you. I DARE YOU...bring all your ****ed up friends and I will kick the kitten **** right out of you. -- Mark The Meek/cat wrangler made $82,000 yesterday- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - The real Mark never gets mad. So Zen. -- Mark, stir-fry guru
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