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Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off



 
 
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Old June 2nd 09, 02:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna
put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt
uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt
wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use
a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder.
Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour
inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really
snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da
dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be
fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n
not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping
toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike
dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r
indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da
Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew
go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

Fealing hawt n silly


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Old June 2nd 09, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.
"Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message
...
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da
note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew
mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da
dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder,
kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The
managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da
note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem .
Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu
people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv
heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no
respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew
minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots
uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

Fealing hawt n silly




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Old June 2nd 09, 07:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots
pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub
cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full
uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his
pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow. Mosey


"Granby"
Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.


We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz
da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy
sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl
da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny
wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy.
The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz
da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to
dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares
ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay
tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey
gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite.
Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I
gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

Fealing hawt n silly






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Old June 2nd 09, 07:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

On Jun 2, 2:43*am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote:
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots
pwenty uff wadder. *Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub
cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. *I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full
uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. *So I dwied off on his
pillow. *HA! *Him *had tew sleep onna wet pillow. *


Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell
bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy,
tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather
gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta
da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded.

--
Sunrise





Mosey

"Granby"



Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. *Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. *I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz
da note duzznt wook good. *mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy
sew mutch, *We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit *in da kichen for awl
da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny
wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy..
The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz
da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz *been r00d to
dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares
ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas *dey hafta pay
tew liv heer. *N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. *Dey
gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz *not rite.
Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. *But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I
gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, *I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? *Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey *Wadderqat


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Old June 2nd 09, 10:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

OUCH!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jun 2, 2:43 am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote:
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we
gots
pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna
bafftub
cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz
full
uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his
pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow.


Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell
bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy,
tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather
gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta
da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded.

--
Sunrise





Mosey

"Granby"



Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz
da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy
sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl
da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny
wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy.
The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off
cuz
da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to
dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares
ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta
pay
tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey
gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite.
Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I
gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer
mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise,
n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter,
adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat


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Old June 2nd 09, 10:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Dat iz xattully wat I wuz gonna say. Mosey hoo needs a manicure
"Granby"
OUCH!!!
"Will in New Haven" On Jun 2, 2:43 am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote:
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we
gots
pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna
bafftub
cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz
full
uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his
pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow.


Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell
bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy,
tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather
gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta
da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded.

--
Sunrise





Mosey

"Granby"



Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off
da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz
da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy
sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl
da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny
wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle
fingy.
The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off
cuz
da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to
dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares
ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta
pay
tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey
gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite.
Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n
I
gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer
mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise,
n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter,
adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat


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Old June 2nd 09, 11:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred[_2_]
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Will in New Haven wrote:

On Jun 2, 2:43Â*am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote:
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses
sew we gots pwenty uff wadder. Â*Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we
kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. Â*I felled in da
tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own
soaked self. Â*So I dwied off on his pillow. Â*HA! Â*Him Â*had tew
sleep onna wet pillow.


Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell
bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his
Daddy, tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da
Feather gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood
WEEP outta da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded.

--
Sunrise

Gudgud story Sunrise. Purrrrs fur Da Feather... and fur Unca Bills
chest.

--
Peace,
Fred
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).
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Old June 3rd 09, 01:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default We gotz owr wadder bak Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Dey jest turned da wadder bak on...yaaaaaaaaay. It iz 5 pm n 87 degreez
heer neer Seattle. Dat iz tew hawt fur me n maykes boff Meomie n Pa mad
eezy!!
Dey dunt git madd wiff me, but wiff eech uther. Hoominz kan be sew silly.
Meowmie iz gonna kool off n hab sum oringe sherbert. Want sum?
Mosey...hot.
We is wachin NCIS.


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Old June 5th 09, 06:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

chikum iz a gud thingta wish fur... we iz all gettin nerfuz rownd here,
furzt two new kittee jailz kamed in mine lifinrum, now soft iz cleanin up da
owlde onez... diz uzulai meanz we iz gowinta ted... anna i heard soft talkin
onna ringybox to da new ted tek, whut haznot meeted allauses...

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"Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message
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We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da
note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew
mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da
dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder,
kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The
managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da
note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem .
Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu
people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv
heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no
respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew
minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots
uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

Fealing hawt n silly




 




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