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OFFSEFFURRZ OV CATMERICA... JAMYUARY, 2018



 
 
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Old January 23rd 18, 05:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default OFFSEFFURRZ OV CATMERICA... JAMYUARY, 2018

OFFSEFFURRZ OV CATMERICA... JAMYUARY, 2018

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.
WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT DEESE SPOTZ, WITCH ar NEOW OPIN????

Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who neow???
Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who neow???
Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who neow???
Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who neow???
Secretary of Defense ...Who neow???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who neow???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who neow???
Rebecca ... was Diplocat 2 Furnance...who neow???
Enny dat I mizzt????

Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
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JANYUARY 2018 ...Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... Pit2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ... Clarence
Vice Prezident uf Catmerica ... Lucy Lu
Asst Vice Prezident uf Catmerica ... Daisy-chan
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...Cash
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent
Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
Vice Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Iowna
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention, Secretary of Defense
Clarence ... Prezident uf Catmerica
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent... Asst Vice Prezident uf Catmerica
Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies, Vice Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy Lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Prezident of Catmerica 0PEN
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Grand Pooh-Bah Pit2önya AKA Sweetee


 




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