Back on the train

I not dun nuthin! Fur ofur SEVEN YEERS I want Louise tu be my frend,
an all she duz is hisspit at me. She not even call me by name.

Allegra

Hey Allegra, I don't think you did anything. I think Louise is
babbling at us because she's scared of you!!!

Clarence

I not unnerstand why Louise wud be scared. I alwaze be nice tu hur.
Ize glad tu share da entire howse wif hur, but SHE divide it into "mine"
and "hurs." Why Louise hate me like dat? Wut did I du wrong?

Allegra, not understanding

Adam wrote:
I not scared uv Fatcat. Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared.
Just becuz she bigbigbig. I not scared. I hisspit 2 keep hur fm
getting 2 close 2 me. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv hur just
becuz she big enuf tu skwash me. I not scared uv Fatcat. Y u think
I scared uv hur? I not scared.

Louise

Hey Louise, you're babbling. Don't you think that might mean that
you're scared????

Clarence

I not babl! I not scared nethur. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv
Fatcat. I hisspit @ hur 2 keep hur away but not becuz I scared. I not

scared uv Fatcat. I tell u ofur & ofur I not scared. Wut makes u
think I
scared? I not scared & I not babl eethur! I not scared uv Fatcat! Not
da
leest lil bit! I keep tell u I not scared, y u not belief me? I not
scared!!!!! & I not babl!!!!!!!!!!

Louise

I thought you never said much! If you're not scared, why are you
meowing so much?

Clarence

Adam wrote:
I not dun nuthin! Fur ofur SEVEN YEERS I want Louise tu be my
frend,
an all she duz is hisspit at me. She not even call me by name.

Allegra

Hey Allegra, I don't think you did anything. I think Louise is
babbling at us because she's scared of you!!!

Clarence

I not unnerstand why Louise wud be scared. I alwaze be nice tu hur.
Ize glad tu share da entire howse wif hur, but SHE divide it into
"mine"
and "hurs." Why Louise hate me like dat? Wut did I du wrong?

Allegra, not understanding

I don't understand it either. You're such a nice cat. I think she
wants to be the only cat there and she thinks you're intruding on her
space!

Clarence

I not unnerstand why Louise wud be scared. I alwaze be nice tu hur.
Ize glad tu share da entire howse wif hur, but SHE divide it into
"mine" and "hurs." Why Louise hate me like dat? Wut did I du wrong?

Allegra, not understanding


I don't understand it either. You're such a nice cat. I think she
wants to be the only cat there and she thinks you're intruding on her
space!

Clarence

I lyke hur. Why she always hisspit at me? How kin I make hur lyke me?
Or is dat impossible?

Allegra

I not babl! I not scared nethur. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv
Fatcat. I hisspit @ hur 2 keep hur away but not becuz I scared. I not
scared uv Fatcat. I tell u ofur & ofur I not scared. Wut makes u
think I
scared? I not scared & I not babl eethur! I not scared uv Fatcat! Not
da
leest lil bit! I keep tell u I not scared, y u not belief me? I not
scared!!!!! & I not babl!!!!!!!!!!

Louise

I thought you never said much! If you're not scared, why are you
meowing so much?

Clarence

It Fatcat's fawlt 4 b-ing grotesk!

Louise (cat of few words)

Adam wrote:
I not unnerstand why Louise wud be scared. I alwaze be nice tu
hur.
Ize glad tu share da entire howse wif hur, but SHE divide it into
"mine" and "hurs." Why Louise hate me like dat? Wut did I du
wrong?

Allegra, not understanding


I don't understand it either. You're such a nice cat. I think she
wants to be the only cat there and she thinks you're intruding on
her
space!

Clarence

I lyke hur. Why she always hisspit at me? How kin I make hur lyke
me?
Or is dat impossible?

Allegra

I don't know. She seems to think that you're too fat!!!! Do you think
that might be the real problem?

Clarence

Adam wrote:
I not babl! I not scared nethur. Y u think I scared? I not scared
uv
Fatcat. I hisspit @ hur 2 keep hur away but not becuz I scared. I
not
scared uv Fatcat. I tell u ofur & ofur I not scared. Wut makes u
think I
scared? I not scared & I not babl eethur! I not scared uv Fatcat!
Not
da
leest lil bit! I keep tell u I not scared, y u not belief me? I not
scared!!!!! & I not babl!!!!!!!!!!

Louise

I thought you never said much! If you're not scared, why are you
meowing so much?

Clarence

It Fatcat's fawlt 4 b-ing grotesk!

Louise (cat of few words)

That doesn't make sense!!!!!

Clarence, catfused

I don't know. She seems to think that you're too fat!!!! Do you think
that might be the real problem?

Clarence

Personally, I doubt it. MY experience has been that when other kitties
call a kitty fat, it's just because they're jealous of the so-called
"fat" kitty's beautiful coat.

Amelia T Cat
a *very* "fluffy" tortie girl

Amelia T Cat wrote:
I don't know. She seems to think that you're too fat!!!! Do you
think
that might be the real problem?

Clarence

Personally, I doubt it. MY experience has been that when other
kitties
call a kitty fat, it's just because they're jealous of the so-called
"fat" kitty's beautiful coat.

Amelia T Cat
a *very* "fluffy" tortie girl

Maybe that's it! I don't have a problem with fluffy cats. Maybe she's
scared that she'll never become like you!

Clarence

I lyke hur. Why she always hisspit at me? How kin I make hur lyke
me? Or is dat impossible?

Allegra


I don't know. She seems to think that you're too fat!!!! Do you think
that might be the real problem?

Clarence

Itz not a problem fur me. It wuz not a problem fur Lionel (RB). Itz
not a problem fur da hoomins. So how kin it be da problem wif Louise?
Why she hate me?

Allegra