Police Blotter

I was doing mine morning patrolling the other day, before one
of my many morning naps. O go on my cat condo and pretend to
be asleep. When GranMeowmie wasn't looking, I jumped on top
of the entertainment center. That's where she keeps a bouquet
of silk roses (that I like to nibble on), potpourri, and small
cats that don't move (??). There were also some
roundbreakablethings called collectible plates.

Being a memfur of the Catmerica Police Department, I had to
investi-cat-e these dumb kitties. I founded one with fur and
batbatbatted it off the entertainment center. Then
GranMeowmie saw me and got me by mine beautiful neck scruff
and putted me on the floor. She tolded me that was no place
for a kitty. But the furry kitty was still on mine floor, so
I batbatbatted it all around until I got tired enough to take
one of my many morning naps.

Respectfully meowed,
Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper
"Little Devil Cat"

ChildFree23 wrote in message
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I was doing mine morning patrolling the other day, before one
of my many morning naps. O go on my cat condo and pretend to
be asleep. When GranMeowmie wasn't looking, I jumped on top
of the entertainment center. That's where she keeps a bouquet
of silk roses (that I like to nibble on), potpourri, and small
cats that don't move (??). There were also some
roundbreakablethings called collectible plates.

Being a memfur of the Catmerica Police Department, I had to
investi-cat-e these dumb kitties. I founded one with fur and
batbatbatted it off the entertainment center. Then
GranMeowmie saw me and got me by mine beautiful neck scruff
and putted me on the floor. She tolded me that was no place
for a kitty. But the furry kitty was still on mine floor, so
I batbatbatted it all around until I got tired enough to take
one of my many morning naps.

Respectfully meowed,
Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper
"Little Devil Cat"



We used to have those cats but they have all err disappeared, Miss Violette,
evil grin, getting rid of what cats she can

ChildFree23 wrote in message
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I was doing mine morning patrolling the other day, before one
of my many morning naps. O go on my cat condo and pretend to
be asleep. When GranMeowmie wasn't looking, I jumped on top
of the entertainment center. That's where she keeps a bouquet
of silk roses (that I like to nibble on), potpourri, and small
cats that don't move (??). There were also some
roundbreakablethings called collectible plates.

Being a memfur of the Catmerica Police Department, I had to
investi-cat-e these dumb kitties. I founded one with fur and
batbatbatted it off the entertainment center. Then
GranMeowmie saw me and got me by mine beautiful neck scruff
and putted me on the floor. She tolded me that was no place
for a kitty. But the furry kitty was still on mine floor, so
I batbatbatted it all around until I got tired enough to take
one of my many morning naps.

Respectfully meowed,
Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
Chief Grocery Inspector & Cole Slaw Keeper
"Little Devil Cat"



We used to have those cats but they have all err disappeared, Miss Violette,
evil grin, getting rid of what cats she can

On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 01:29:18 GMT, ChildFree23 wrote:

I was doing mine morning patrolling the other day, before one
of my many morning naps. O go on my cat condo and pretend to
be asleep. When GranMeowmie wasn't looking, I jumped on top
of the entertainment center. That's where she keeps a bouquet
of silk roses (that I like to nibble on), potpourri, and small
cats that don't move (??). There were also some
roundbreakablethings called collectible plates.

Being a memfur of the Catmerica Police Department, I had to
investi-cat-e these dumb kitties. I founded one with fur and
batbatbatted it off the entertainment center. Then
GranMeowmie saw me and got me by mine beautiful neck scruff
and putted me on the floor. She tolded me that was no place
for a kitty. But the furry kitty was still on mine floor, so
I batbatbatted it all around until I got tired enough to take
one of my many morning naps.


Furry, furry gud wurk, Captain! Yoo deserved a nap!

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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
12/14/2004 11:23:14 AM
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