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  #11  
Old February 12th 05, 03:11 AM
ChildFree23
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Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want to
be in the wedding party?


Well, I gottid to be in Lilith an Sammy's wedding pardee, so
I wont bolunteer fur dis wun. But if yoo duznt git enuf
udder kittees, I wud be honnered to be in yurs, too.

Iz yoo habbing a furmal Temple of Bast wedding like Lilith
an Sammy's?


Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony. Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?

Kitty Schottland DOC
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  #12  
Old February 12th 05, 03:11 AM
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I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!

What are your qualifications?

Kitty Schottland DOC
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  #13  
Old February 12th 05, 03:11 AM
ChildFree23
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Oh! That's right! Miss Violette, you'll be my matron of
honor. OEJ, Trudi, and Rebecca can be my maids of honor.
Now, what else do I need?

Kitty Schottland DOC
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Chief Tortie In Residence

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I think you asked me to stand up with you as matron of honor,
I am sure OEJ
and Trudi will be bridesmaids if you like,Now just get your
wink to pick the
groomsmen. Who will do the ceremony? Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Lets see, you like what food?


People food, what else?

the guest list is set because it is all of RPCC.


Okay

Where do you want the rehearsal?


How about on the Orient Express?

Where do you want the ceremony?


Pompeii

What colors do you want?


Neon!

Who is in the wedding party?


Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want to
be
in the wedding party?

Miss Violette, thinking that should get us started
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily
naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then
jumps
up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner!
Miss
Violette, help!










  #14  
Old February 12th 05, 03:11 AM
ChildFree23
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What would I like for a winking gift? A front claw
transplant!

Kitty Schottland DOC
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"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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I'ze heer, mine sweet, I'ze just been qwi-it because
meowmie'z been furry
busy wif werk anna she's been goin owt after werk efurry
nite lookin fur a
real howse so we can moof owta dis nasty, noisy, ucky
compartment.

I'ze hopes youze wearz rings cuz I'ze ordered yerown
winkwinkring. Kin you
tell me whut you'd like fur a winking gift?

Boogie da almost winked HarpurrCat inna Bawlamore

"PixieDust413" wrote in message
oups.com...
The lucky kitty is Boogie The Harpurr Cat, though I haven't
seen or
heard from him in a couple of days. I hope he'll be able
to make the
winkwink.

Boogie, where is yourownselves?

Kitty Schottland DOC
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Old February 12th 05, 03:43 AM
ClowderCat
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ChildFree23 wrote:
I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!


What are your qualifications?

Kitty Schottland DOC
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Chief Tortie In Residence


I'm a very handsome black kitty. My furs look good with any color of
flower!

Nathan

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Old February 12th 05, 03:44 AM
ClowderCat
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ChildFree23 wrote:
Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want to
be in the wedding party?


Well, I gottid to be in Lilith an Sammy's wedding pardee, so
I wont bolunteer fur dis wun. But if yoo duznt git enuf
udder kittees, I wud be honnered to be in yurs, too.

Iz yoo habbing a furmal Temple of Bast wedding like Lilith
an Sammy's?


Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony. Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training [3 more days!]
Chief Tortie In Residence


Of course I will. Do you and Boogie want to help write the ceremony?

Clarence

  #17  
Old February 12th 05, 10:25 PM
ChildFree23
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I want to be the flower kitty!!!!!

What are your qualifications?


I'm a very handsome black kitty. My furs look good with any
color of
flower!


Okay, you can be the flower kitty -- but don't get too close
to my tail!

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence


  #18  
Old February 12th 05, 10:25 PM
ChildFree23
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Oh! I knews I forgotted something! Does anykitty want
to
be in the wedding party?

Well, I gottid to be in Lilith an Sammy's wedding pardee,
so
I wont bolunteer fur dis wun. But if yoo duznt git enuf
udder kittees, I wud be honnered to be in yurs, too.

Iz yoo habbing a furmal Temple of Bast wedding like
Lilith
an Sammy's?


Well, since I'ze a Jewish kitty, and Boogie is and Irish
kitty, I suppose we'll have a civil ceremony. Purresident
Clarence, will you officiate?


Of course I will. Do you and Boogie want to help write the
ceremony?


We'll just go with simple kitty ceremony that is appropriate
for older kitties such as ourselves. Do you have anything
like that?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training (2 More Days!)
Chief Tortie In Residence


  #19  
Old February 12th 05, 11:23 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then jumps up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner! Miss
Violette, help!


I yam tuu nuu tu be enklooded in da wedwink pardy, but...
I wyll be in da audience.
I wyll bring uh wedding purrezent.
I tink uh hoomayne meowz-trap wud be apropriate
I might effin katsh da bokay,
buttid I yam tuu yung to get wedwinked.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee




  #20  
Old February 13th 05, 12:05 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Pitoonya, sweetie, wud you please be da ring bearer? You see, I gottid mine
wink to be a pritty wedwink ring anna I wud like you to carry it down da
aisle anna hold it safe till it's time to puttid it onna mine own dearest
Kitty's paw.

Cud you duz dat?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlamore
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
[Kitty Schottland wakes up from one of her many daily naps,
nibbles from the food dish in the kitchen, and then jumps up
on the counter to see the calendar.]

HISS-SPIT I'ze getting winkwinked in eleven days and I
haven't even began planning the re-hurk-sal dinner! Miss
Violette, help!


I yam tuu nuu tu be enklooded in da wedwink pardy, but...
I wyll be in da audience.
I wyll bring uh wedding purrezent.
I tink uh hoomayne meowz-trap wud be apropriate
I might effin katsh da bokay,
buttid I yam tuu yung to get wedwinked.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee






 




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