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  #1  
Old March 8th 11, 05:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Community Cats[_5_]
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As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour. Thank
you."
  #2  
Old March 8th 11, 06:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Time for a tour

mh sayz to missey wuja likta du dat, i haz nefur been on here befur beclawz
dat lazt abenshure wuz before minesef wuz here, ifin urself duzint mind i
wuld likta taksa tour, MH, hopeful
"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour. Thank
you."



  #3  
Old March 8th 11, 06:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 8, 12:15*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
mh sayz to missey wuja likta du dat, i haz nefur been on here befur beclawz
dat lazt abenshure wuz before minesef wuz here, ifin urself duzint mind i
wuld likta taksa tour,


Ob Korse, mine deer. Dat sounz wike fun. Dere ar seffural parts ob da
ship dat I hab gnot seed. An we kan snak as we wak an wook aroun.

--
Missy, not hissing right now

  #4  
Old March 8th 11, 07:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Time for a tour

snakz iz a gud idermint, MH thrilled, we kan go anna wate so we makes sure
der iz rum fur uses, MH takn herown paw happily
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 8, 12:15 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
mh sayz to missey wuja likta du dat, i haz nefur been on here befur
beclawz
dat lazt abenshure wuz before minesef wuz here, ifin urself duzint mind i
wuld likta taksa tour,


Ob Korse, mine deer. Dat sounz wike fun. Dere ar seffural parts ob da
ship dat I hab gnot seed. An we kan snak as we wak an wook aroun.

--
Missy, not hissing right now


  #5  
Old March 8th 11, 08:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Welcome, kitties. I would like to take this opportunity to express again
how glad I and the crew are to have the cats of the Community joining us
aboard the MV Purrbearer again. It gives us great pleasure to be able to
serve you as Cleopatra Silvercat would have liked.

We are now on the sun deck. This is the foreward-most weather deck, so
when the ship must sail through storms it can be a rather nasty place to
be. As you can see we have many deck chairs, soft cushions, and kitty
condos, and a sturdy plexiglass skirt around the rail to prevent overly
enthusiastic kitties from going overboard. There are TurboScratchers
every few yards, and we sprinkle fresh catnip on them twice a day.

Back here, through this hatch, is the toy deck. We have toy boxes all
along this bulkhead, stocked with fluffy mousies, feather wands, Panic
Mouses, jingle balls, and bunches of other toys. These areas that look
about like hoomin bathtubs are kitty play arenas, for those kitties that
like to batbat toy around in tubs.

And here you see the innovation I am most proud of - the climbing center!
You can see a pit full of soft plastic balls at the base of the climbing
wall. Then the wall itself is covered with thick cork, just the right
texture to support kitty claws. Every five feet or so there are
cubby-holes for kitties who want to rest or just observe. But the most
impressive part was designed by Miss Amelia.

You know how sometimes young kitties will climb a little higher than
they're comfortable with, then panic and can't figure out how to get back
down? We had that happen a few times here, and had to send crewcats to
rescue the little ones. But Miss Amelia built some microphones and
position sensors into the wall, and put in a meow-recognition system.
Watch what happens now...

[With that a crew-cat takes a run towards the wall, scrambles half-way
up, and stops with his claws embedded in the cork wall. He then meows,
trying to sound like a scared kitten. High over head a hum can be heard.
The cats standing below on the deck noticed a tubular rail running along
the top of the climbing wall. As they watched, a small motorized cart
rides along the rail until directly above the crew-cat. It then lowers a
small basket on a steel cable. The basket descends until it is beside the
kitty, then works under him and raises itself until it just contacts his
back paws. As soon as the crew-cat releases his claws from the wall, the
basket lowers him gently to the deck.]

As you can see, kittens will no longer get stranded on the wall when they
become frightened! They just have to meow for help and the automatic
rescue basket will come and get them down. Amelia did an excellent job
designing this!

Now, come belowdeck with me and I'll show you the lower decks. Let's take
the elevator, and work our way from the bottom up.

[Capt. LeGrand leads everykitty to the elevator. It's nicely appointed
with lots of chrome and soft carpeting. The control panel has buttons
labeled Bridge and 1 through 5, with a pawprint pad beside the button for
Bridge. The Captain presses "5". The elevator hums for a few moments,
then the doors open into a somewhat noisy area.]

We won't stay down here long, since it's a little loud. This is the engine
room. As you can see we have a really big diesel engine, and that shiny
big thing over there is a MHD engine for when we need to go really fast.
And over there are the boilers for keeping the rooms nice and warm, and
the cooling plant that lets us keep all the fishies and stuff in the
storage lockers nice and cold.

[He then leads them to an isolated portion of the engineering spaces, up
against the port side of the hull. He open a heavily insulated door and
leads them through. When he closes the door the noise of the engines
disappears entirely. The engine noise is replaced by the sound of moving
water.]

This is the water activities port. We reached it through the engine room,
but it can also be reached by means of this staircase. This large door
here is hydraulically opened and closed, and offers access to the ocean.
[The Captain presses a large green button, and the door silently
glides upwards.] As you can see, we are just a couple of feet above the
ocean surface! We have Jet Skis, parasails, and other activities
available from here when the vessel is at rest. We can also launch and
recover tenders and other light boats when needed.

Now let's go up a deck... [he leads them up a staircase.] This is the
crew deck. All of the staff kitties except me, the Executive
Officer, and the Communications Officer have rooms here. This room is not
occupied this trip - [he opens a stateroom door.] As you can see each
cabin has a nice, comfy kitty bed or warm cushion, whichever the crewkitty
prefers. Each room has a private litter box, and a refrigerator so the
staff kitties can keep their own private stock of snacks if they want to.
There is also a toy box in each room.

[He then leads them down the corridor a few doors.] This is the staff
dining room. Everybody is out on duty right now. The chef, Chef Andre, is
kept busy providing meals for the crew, and also helps out in the guest
dining room when his help is needed.

Now let's see third deck... [he leads everykitty up another stairway.]

This is the cabin deck. Most of you have already chosen your cabins, but
those who have not may do so at any time. This is a typical stateroom.
This one has three kitty cushions, but other rooms have anywhere from one
to eight cushions or kitty beds. And of course we can rearrange rooms as
guests prefer. And check this out - each room has a balcony! The
balconies are recessed into the side of the ship, so the wind won't get
too bad when we're under way. And of course we have deluxe litter boxes,
in-cabin refrigerators, toy and nip boxes, chilled water fountains - and
room service is available from the guest kitchen 24 hours a day.

Now let's go forward. We have a couple of conference rooms here, which can
also served as ballrooms. Right now the wall between the rooms has been
rolled back, so it is configured as one large room. And this large table
here? This is the very table at which the late Cleopatra Silvercat
negotiated many of her wise settlements and truces between disagreeing
factions. You have already seen the lounge and the dining room. Since
they are both in the bow of the ship, they both offer excellent views to
the front of the vessel. This large LCD monitor mounted to the wall shows
a large-scale map with the position of vessel highlighted, as well as out
bearing and speed.

I will also mention a special feature of this deck - the deck is
gyroscopically stabilized. Many of the guests who frequent this vessel
don't take heavy seas very well, so this deck was designed to remain
perfectly level during all kinds of weather. Even if the ship has to pass
through extremely violent seas, guests on this deck won't feel any
pitching or rolling.

Now let's go up again. [He again leads them up stairs again.] This is
the entertainment deck. Towards the box of the vessel you will see the
catsino. We have provision for all of the popular table games, as well
as slot machines. Here amidships is the craft area. We have balls of yarn
to destroy, bolts of fabric to shred, and other fun supplies on hand.
Specially for this voyage we added this lovely shop, the shipboard
Boutique. We have provided ample space for all of Miss Pi2nya's stock, as
well as laying in some lovely items selected by Mrs. LeGrand. And
finally, for those kitties who like to get wet, we have this indoor
swimming pool. It is kept at a nice, comfortably warm temperature.
We also have the outdoor pool you noticed before on the sun deck.

Now let's return to the deck. [He again leads them up stairs]
This elevated building is called the superstructure. The bridge, in the
center at the top, is where we run the ship. The bridge wings, off to the
sides, allow us to observe activity all around the ship. And behind the
bridge is the aviation deck. Miss Harri Roadcat makes frequent use of the
ship's catacopter.

My quarters and those of the Executive Officer and the Communications
Officer are also in the superstructure.

So these are the primary features of the Motor Vessel Purrbearer. If you
have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
  #6  
Old March 8th 11, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Time for a tour

now dat wuz berree innerestin, anna dat big walk made minesef hungree, MH
"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
Welcome, kitties. I would like to take this opportunity to express again
how glad I and the crew are to have the cats of the Community joining us
aboard the MV Purrbearer again. It gives us great pleasure to be able to
serve you as Cleopatra Silvercat would have liked.

We are now on the sun deck. This is the foreward-most weather deck, so
when the ship must sail through storms it can be a rather nasty place to
be. As you can see we have many deck chairs, soft cushions, and kitty
condos, and a sturdy plexiglass skirt around the rail to prevent overly
enthusiastic kitties from going overboard. There are TurboScratchers
every few yards, and we sprinkle fresh catnip on them twice a day.

Back here, through this hatch, is the toy deck. We have toy boxes all
along this bulkhead, stocked with fluffy mousies, feather wands, Panic
Mouses, jingle balls, and bunches of other toys. These areas that look
about like hoomin bathtubs are kitty play arenas, for those kitties that
like to batbat toy around in tubs.

And here you see the innovation I am most proud of - the climbing center!
You can see a pit full of soft plastic balls at the base of the climbing
wall. Then the wall itself is covered with thick cork, just the right
texture to support kitty claws. Every five feet or so there are
cubby-holes for kitties who want to rest or just observe. But the most
impressive part was designed by Miss Amelia.

You know how sometimes young kitties will climb a little higher than
they're comfortable with, then panic and can't figure out how to get back
down? We had that happen a few times here, and had to send crewcats to
rescue the little ones. But Miss Amelia built some microphones and
position sensors into the wall, and put in a meow-recognition system.
Watch what happens now...

[With that a crew-cat takes a run towards the wall, scrambles half-way
up, and stops with his claws embedded in the cork wall. He then meows,
trying to sound like a scared kitten. High over head a hum can be heard.
The cats standing below on the deck noticed a tubular rail running along
the top of the climbing wall. As they watched, a small motorized cart
rides along the rail until directly above the crew-cat. It then lowers a
small basket on a steel cable. The basket descends until it is beside the
kitty, then works under him and raises itself until it just contacts his
back paws. As soon as the crew-cat releases his claws from the wall, the
basket lowers him gently to the deck.]

As you can see, kittens will no longer get stranded on the wall when they
become frightened! They just have to meow for help and the automatic
rescue basket will come and get them down. Amelia did an excellent job
designing this!

Now, come belowdeck with me and I'll show you the lower decks. Let's take
the elevator, and work our way from the bottom up.

[Capt. LeGrand leads everykitty to the elevator. It's nicely appointed
with lots of chrome and soft carpeting. The control panel has buttons
labeled Bridge and 1 through 5, with a pawprint pad beside the button for
Bridge. The Captain presses "5". The elevator hums for a few moments,
then the doors open into a somewhat noisy area.]

We won't stay down here long, since it's a little loud. This is the engine
room. As you can see we have a really big diesel engine, and that shiny
big thing over there is a MHD engine for when we need to go really fast.
And over there are the boilers for keeping the rooms nice and warm, and
the cooling plant that lets us keep all the fishies and stuff in the
storage lockers nice and cold.

[He then leads them to an isolated portion of the engineering spaces, up
against the port side of the hull. He open a heavily insulated door and
leads them through. When he closes the door the noise of the engines
disappears entirely. The engine noise is replaced by the sound of moving
water.]

This is the water activities port. We reached it through the engine room,
but it can also be reached by means of this staircase. This large door
here is hydraulically opened and closed, and offers access to the ocean.
[The Captain presses a large green button, and the door silently
glides upwards.] As you can see, we are just a couple of feet above the
ocean surface! We have Jet Skis, parasails, and other activities
available from here when the vessel is at rest. We can also launch and
recover tenders and other light boats when needed.

Now let's go up a deck... [he leads them up a staircase.] This is the
crew deck. All of the staff kitties except me, the Executive
Officer, and the Communications Officer have rooms here. This room is not
occupied this trip - [he opens a stateroom door.] As you can see each
cabin has a nice, comfy kitty bed or warm cushion, whichever the crewkitty
prefers. Each room has a private litter box, and a refrigerator so the
staff kitties can keep their own private stock of snacks if they want to.
There is also a toy box in each room.

[He then leads them down the corridor a few doors.] This is the staff
dining room. Everybody is out on duty right now. The chef, Chef Andre, is
kept busy providing meals for the crew, and also helps out in the guest
dining room when his help is needed.

Now let's see third deck... [he leads everykitty up another stairway.]

This is the cabin deck. Most of you have already chosen your cabins, but
those who have not may do so at any time. This is a typical stateroom.
This one has three kitty cushions, but other rooms have anywhere from one
to eight cushions or kitty beds. And of course we can rearrange rooms as
guests prefer. And check this out - each room has a balcony! The
balconies are recessed into the side of the ship, so the wind won't get
too bad when we're under way. And of course we have deluxe litter boxes,
in-cabin refrigerators, toy and nip boxes, chilled water fountains - and
room service is available from the guest kitchen 24 hours a day.

Now let's go forward. We have a couple of conference rooms here, which can
also served as ballrooms. Right now the wall between the rooms has been
rolled back, so it is configured as one large room. And this large table
here? This is the very table at which the late Cleopatra Silvercat
negotiated many of her wise settlements and truces between disagreeing
factions. You have already seen the lounge and the dining room. Since
they are both in the bow of the ship, they both offer excellent views to
the front of the vessel. This large LCD monitor mounted to the wall shows
a large-scale map with the position of vessel highlighted, as well as out
bearing and speed.

I will also mention a special feature of this deck - the deck is
gyroscopically stabilized. Many of the guests who frequent this vessel
don't take heavy seas very well, so this deck was designed to remain
perfectly level during all kinds of weather. Even if the ship has to pass
through extremely violent seas, guests on this deck won't feel any
pitching or rolling.

Now let's go up again. [He again leads them up stairs again.] This is
the entertainment deck. Towards the box of the vessel you will see the
catsino. We have provision for all of the popular table games, as well
as slot machines. Here amidships is the craft area. We have balls of yarn
to destroy, bolts of fabric to shred, and other fun supplies on hand.
Specially for this voyage we added this lovely shop, the shipboard
Boutique. We have provided ample space for all of Miss Pi2nya's stock, as
well as laying in some lovely items selected by Mrs. LeGrand. And
finally, for those kitties who like to get wet, we have this indoor
swimming pool. It is kept at a nice, comfortably warm temperature.
We also have the outdoor pool you noticed before on the sun deck.

Now let's return to the deck. [He again leads them up stairs]
This elevated building is called the superstructure. The bridge, in the
center at the top, is where we run the ship. The bridge wings, off to the
sides, allow us to observe activity all around the ship. And behind the
bridge is the aviation deck. Miss Harri Roadcat makes frequent use of the
ship's catacopter.

My quarters and those of the Executive Officer and the Communications
Officer are also in the superstructure.

So these are the primary features of the Motor Vessel Purrbearer. If you
have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.



  #7  
Old March 9th 11, 12:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Time for a tour

Toonya, wud yoo like to go on dis toor? It sownz furry innerestin.

Sundance

"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour. Thank
you."



  #8  
Old March 9th 11, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default Time for a tour

Bi awl meenz letz du dat
I wuz juzt reedink bowt it, an it feelz lyke we wuz onnit.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Toonya, wud yoo like to go on dis toor? It sownz furry innerestin.

Sundance

"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
As kitties are busy dancing, dining, relaxing, and otherwise
occupying
themselves the voice of Captain LeGrand echoes from the ships's PA
speakers.

"Your attention please; this is Captain LeGrand speaking. Several
kitties
have asked for a guided tour of this vessel. As master of MV
Purrbearer I
would be delighted to provide this tour. I would ask that all kitties
interested in joining this tour gather on the sun deck in one hour.
Thank
you."





  #9  
Old March 10th 11, 02:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default Time for a tour

Mosey sez : oh wow, diz wuz vury interesting, Meh n n mai noo wink MeOwy,
PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy awl reely enkoyed da toor. Fank
yew vury mutch Captain LeGrand. Diz ship is sew bootiful n yoo xplained
efferfing sew wull. We luffed da toor..yeUP. Fank yoo sew mutch ugin .



Welcome, kitties. I would like to take this opportunity to express again
how glad I and the crew are to have the cats of the Community joining us
aboard the MV Purrbearer again. It gives us great pleasure to be able to
serve you as Cleopatra Silvercat would have liked.

We are now on the sun deck. This is the foreward-most weather deck, so
when the ship must sail through storms it can be a rather nasty place to
be. As you can see we have many deck chairs, soft cushions, and kitty
condos, and a sturdy plexiglass skirt around the rail to prevent overly
enthusiastic kitties from going overboard. There are TurboScratchers
every few yards, and we sprinkle fresh catnip on them twice a day.

Back here, through this hatch, is the toy deck. We have toy boxes all
along this bulkhead, stocked with fluffy mousies, feather wands, Panic
Mouses, jingle balls, and bunches of other toys. These areas that look
about like hoomin bathtubs are kitty play arenas, for those kitties that
like to batbat toy around in tubs.

And here you see the innovation I am most proud of - the climbing center!
You can see a pit full of soft plastic balls at the base of the climbing
wall. Then the wall itself is covered with thick cork, just the right
texture to support kitty claws. Every five feet or so there are
cubby-holes for kitties who want to rest or just observe. But the most
impressive part was designed by Miss Amelia.

You know how sometimes young kitties will climb a little higher than
they're comfortable with, then panic and can't figure out how to get back
down? We had that happen a few times here, and had to send crewcats to
rescue the little ones. But Miss Amelia built some microphones and
position sensors into the wall, and put in a meow-recognition system.
Watch what happens now...

[With that a crew-cat takes a run towards the wall, scrambles half-way
up, and stops with his claws embedded in the cork wall. He then meows,
trying to sound like a scared kitten. High over head a hum can be heard.
The cats standing below on the deck noticed a tubular rail running along
the top of the climbing wall. As they watched, a small motorized cart
rides along the rail until directly above the crew-cat. It then lowers a
small basket on a steel cable. The basket descends until it is beside the
kitty, then works under him and raises itself until it just contacts his
back paws. As soon as the crew-cat releases his claws from the wall, the
basket lowers him gently to the deck.]

As you can see, kittens will no longer get stranded on the wall when they
become frightened! They just have to meow for help and the automatic
rescue basket will come and get them down. Amelia did an excellent job
designing this!

Now, come belowdeck with me and I'll show you the lower decks. Let's take
the elevator, and work our way from the bottom up.

[Capt. LeGrand leads everykitty to the elevator. It's nicely appointed
with lots of chrome and soft carpeting. The control panel has buttons
labeled Bridge and 1 through 5, with a pawprint pad beside the button for
Bridge. The Captain presses "5". The elevator hums for a few moments,
then the doors open into a somewhat noisy area.]

We won't stay down here long, since it's a little loud. This is the engine
room. As you can see we have a really big diesel engine, and that shiny
big thing over there is a MHD engine for when we need to go really fast.
And over there are the boilers for keeping the rooms nice and warm, and
the cooling plant that lets us keep all the fishies and stuff in the
storage lockers nice and cold.

[He then leads them to an isolated portion of the engineering spaces, up
against the port side of the hull. He open a heavily insulated door and
leads them through. When he closes the door the noise of the engines
disappears entirely. The engine noise is replaced by the sound of moving
water.]

This is the water activities port. We reached it through the engine room,
but it can also be reached by means of this staircase. This large door
here is hydraulically opened and closed, and offers access to the ocean.
[The Captain presses a large green button, and the door silently
glides upwards.] As you can see, we are just a couple of feet above the
ocean surface! We have Jet Skis, parasails, and other activities
available from here when the vessel is at rest. We can also launch and
recover tenders and other light boats when needed.

Now let's go up a deck... [he leads them up a staircase.] This is the
crew deck. All of the staff kitties except me, the Executive
Officer, and the Communications Officer have rooms here. This room is not
occupied this trip - [he opens a stateroom door.] As you can see each
cabin has a nice, comfy kitty bed or warm cushion, whichever the crewkitty
prefers. Each room has a private litter box, and a refrigerator so the
staff kitties can keep their own private stock of snacks if they want to.
There is also a toy box in each room.

[He then leads them down the corridor a few doors.] This is the staff
dining room. Everybody is out on duty right now. The chef, Chef Andre, is
kept busy providing meals for the crew, and also helps out in the guest
dining room when his help is needed.

Now let's see third deck... [he leads everykitty up another stairway.]

This is the cabin deck. Most of you have already chosen your cabins, but
those who have not may do so at any time. This is a typical stateroom.
This one has three kitty cushions, but other rooms have anywhere from one
to eight cushions or kitty beds. And of course we can rearrange rooms as
guests prefer. And check this out - each room has a balcony! The
balconies are recessed into the side of the ship, so the wind won't get
too bad when we're under way. And of course we have deluxe litter boxes,
in-cabin refrigerators, toy and nip boxes, chilled water fountains - and
room service is available from the guest kitchen 24 hours a day.

Now let's go forward. We have a couple of conference rooms here, which can
also served as ballrooms. Right now the wall between the rooms has been
rolled back, so it is configured as one large room. And this large table
here? This is the very table at which the late Cleopatra Silvercat
negotiated many of her wise settlements and truces between disagreeing
factions. You have already seen the lounge and the dining room. Since
they are both in the bow of the ship, they both offer excellent views to
the front of the vessel. This large LCD monitor mounted to the wall shows
a large-scale map with the position of vessel highlighted, as well as out
bearing and speed.

I will also mention a special feature of this deck - the deck is
gyroscopically stabilized. Many of the guests who frequent this vessel
don't take heavy seas very well, so this deck was designed to remain
perfectly level during all kinds of weather. Even if the ship has to pass
through extremely violent seas, guests on this deck won't feel any
pitching or rolling.

Now let's go up again. [He again leads them up stairs again.] This is
the entertainment deck. Towards the box of the vessel you will see the
catsino. We have provision for all of the popular table games, as well
as slot machines. Here amidships is the craft area. We have balls of yarn
to destroy, bolts of fabric to shred, and other fun supplies on hand.
Specially for this voyage we added this lovely shop, the shipboard
Boutique. We have provided ample space for all of Miss Pi2nya's stock, as
well as laying in some lovely items selected by Mrs. LeGrand. And
finally, for those kitties who like to get wet, we have this indoor
swimming pool. It is kept at a nice, comfortably warm temperature.
We also have the outdoor pool you noticed before on the sun deck.

Now let's return to the deck. [He again leads them up stairs]
This elevated building is called the superstructure. The bridge, in the
center at the top, is where we run the ship. The bridge wings, off to the
sides, allow us to observe activity all around the ship. And behind the
bridge is the aviation deck. Miss Harri Roadcat makes frequent use of the
ship's catacopter.

My quarters and those of the Executive Officer and the Communications
Officer are also in the superstructure.

So these are the primary features of the Motor Vessel Purrbearer. If you
have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.

 




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