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Old December 14th 08, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Enfilade
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DJ Smokey is in da hizz-ouse, yo.

His beats R phresh 'n' his tummy is phat. Word.

Smokey has taken to sleeping ON MY STEREO. If I'm playing a CD, his
paw often opens the lid and the music stops. My stereo is hooked up
to my computer and sometimes he walks on the button that changes the
stereo from CD to radio to PC Link and shuts the music off that way.

The idiot's a music critic. He doesn't seem to like Dragonforce much.

I don't know how to keep him off of it! The other day he was lounging
on it for 2 hours while I was on the net!

Award winning image...

Smokey in a half-poke (on his side, not his back, but sprawled out all
across the top of the stereo...front paws dangling off one side, back
paws and tail hanging off the other side, belly along the front of
it...) and all the while, the stereo is playing "Womanizer" by Britney
Spears.

--Fil
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Old December 14th 08, 01:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Just a suggestion: don't let him listen to too much Britney.....


Too much Britney isn't good for anything, but it makes me LOL because
Smokey thinks he's a ladies' man...oblivious to two crucial facts:

1. None of the feline girls in the apartment want to cuddle him
2. That time he had the sleepover at the vet's? Something happened
while he was "sleeping."

--Fil

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Old December 14th 08, 02:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_3_]
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
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DJ Smokey is in da hizz-ouse, yo.

His beats R phresh 'n' his tummy is phat. Word.

Smokey has taken to sleeping ON MY STEREO. If I'm playing a CD, his
paw often opens the lid and the music stops. My stereo is hooked up
to my computer and sometimes he walks on the button that changes the
stereo from CD to radio to PC Link and shuts the music off that way.

The idiot's a music critic. He doesn't seem to like Dragonforce much.

I don't know how to keep him off of it! The other day he was lounging
on it for 2 hours while I was on the net!

Award winning image...

Smokey in a half-poke (on his side, not his back, but sprawled out all
across the top of the stereo...front paws dangling off one side, back
paws and tail hanging off the other side, belly along the front of
it...) and all the while, the stereo is playing "Womanizer" by Britney
Spears.

--Fil



Brilliant. It's an album cover!


And "Smokey is a DJ"-- that has to be a song along the lines of "Sheena is a
Punk Rocker."

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Old December 14th 08, 06:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Kreisleriana wrote:

And "Smokey is a DJ"-- that has to be a song along the lines of "Sheena is a
Punk Rocker."


Goes to the same tune:
Smokey is a disk jockey
Smokey is a disk jockey
Smokey is a disk jockey now!


--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban.
In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
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Old December 14th 08, 08:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Dec 14, 10:38*am, Marina wrote:
Kreisleriana wrote:
And "Smokey is a DJ"-- that has to be a song along the lines of "Sheena is a
Punk Rocker."


I sing

"Sarsi is a punk kitten
Sarsi is a punk kitten
Sarsi is a punk kitten NOW"

To Sarsi- who says she is the biggest punk kitten in the World!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
 




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