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Old April 20th 08, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
tanadashoes
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Chloe, oh Chloe, Chloe, my love,
You adorable, modest, sweet girl cat.
Your fur is quite sleek, your bum quite clean
I pay attention to that.
If it weren't for the humans,
I'd ghost over and stay.
Take you from your shackles
And wed you today.

But I'm a sea captain
I can't leave my ship.
So why don't you join us
We'll have quite a trip
We'll marry on FranknNikki Island
With our humans and friends around us
We'll dine on vole and smoked oysters
And the humans will make a big fuss.

The blonde wench will be my best human
The other clowder members at my side.
Which owner shall champion you,
Defend your honor and pride?
They shall sing under stars
Fight in the moon glow
While we sit to the side
Watching the human show.

So please beautiful Chloe
Come out and sing
Yowl me your feelings
Show me your bling
Share your litter box
Your food dish and mat
And I'll share my heart
With the world's most beautiful Cat.

Will You Marry Me, Miss Chloe?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.


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Old April 24th 08, 10:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
polonca12000
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tanadashoes wrote:
Chloe, oh Chloe, Chloe, my love,

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So please beautiful Chloe
Come out and sing
Yowl me your feelings
Show me your bling
Share your litter box
Your food dish and mat
And I'll share my heart
With the world's most beautiful Cat.

Will You Marry Me, Miss Chloe?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.




So romantic!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
 




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