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Old March 4th 18, 06:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
jmcquown[_2_]
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Default I can't Change the Earth's Orbit

What is there to say? Cats love puddles of sunshine.

This time of year where I live the sun shines into the living room early
to mid-morning. This is where Buffy loves to play and then find a sunny
spot to take a nap. On various pieces of furniture or on her (ancient,
inherited from Persia) crackle sack.

Unfortunately, the earth keeps turning. This time of year the sun
shining into the living room shows up early and disappears around noon.
There won't be any sunny spots for her to enjoy until late afternoon.
In the dining room.

She looks at me and meows, like I should be able to do something about
the lack of sunny snooze spots. Sorry, Buffy. I don't control the
solar system. Maybe you could commune with the mothership but we
wouldn't want to knock the Earth's axis out of whack just so you can
have more sunny snooze spots. LOL

Don't worry, girl, the sunshine puddles will show up again in a few
hours on the dining room floor. You can take another sunny nap.

Jill
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Old March 16th 18, 02:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Tigger[_2_]
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Default I can't Change the Earth's Orbit

jmcquown wrote:
What is there to say? Cats love puddles of sunshine.



Unfortunately, the earth keeps turning. This time of year the sun shining
into the living room shows up early and disappears around noon. There
won't be any sunny spots for her to enjoy until late afternoon. In the
dining room.

She looks at me and meows, like I should be able to do something about the
lack of sunny snooze spots. Sorry, Buffy. I don't control the solar
system. Maybe you could commune with the mothership but we wouldn't want
to knock the Earth's axis out of whack just so you can have more sunny
snooze spots. LOL


If you REALLY loved your cat, then you'd do this

(Superman did it to save Lois)

 




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