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#1
April 14th 07, 06:47 PM
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Ize too
shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts
Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki 
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#2
April 14th 07, 07:09 PM
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Captain and Stanley here. Hoppy Purrday to mew!
You'll like being two. We had a great time with it! We just turned 3 on April 8. So we just celebrated another year of making the world a stripier place. :3 :3 Purrs to you! Captain and Stanley
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#3
April 14th 07, 07:13 PM
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"Marina" wrote in message ... shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! CONCATULATIONS!! I'ZE ALSO TOO! MY PURR DAY WAS ON MARCH 28. THE FAT WENCH WAS TOO BUSY AND LAZY TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU ALL. SHE IS A BAD MEOWMIE. LOVE, Qui Gun Kit
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#4
April 14th 07, 07:21 PM
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:47:37 +0300, Marina wrote:
shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him Many happy returns of the day, Caliban. From TuTu
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#5
April 14th 07, 09:15 PM
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On Apr 14, 1:47 pm, Marina wrote:
shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. (All: Maggie May, WooToo, Sunrise, Winnie, Missy, Bear (d*) and Buddy Macaw) Happy purrday to you Happy purrday to you Happy Purday wittle Caliban Happy Purrday (Sunrise) ka-CHOO Will and the gang in New Haven -- Decaf? Decaf is for children!" - Jim Thompson -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics athttp://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics athttp://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
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#6
April 14th 07, 10:32 PM
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"Marina" wrote Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Hoppy Purrday Caliban, Treaspurrer HK Chapter of 05! Eat all Miaowmy's treats but sticky paws off the Chapter's emergency ration stocks or I'll send Treaspurrer Lily (who's nearly 2 too) to deal with you: she's a ladycat like Miranda so you won't want to mess with her. BTW I'ze 2 too in two weeks & a bit - great Spring '05, wannit?  Fraternal Purrs Claudius, Purresident, HK Chapter '05 (Plus Gordon the hoomin who's delighted that Aries Panthercat's purrday is being shared & so remembered, and Snowball the Grumpy Cloud, Bandit the friendly old dood and Raki the smelly & stoopid but companionable big blunt-clawed d-thingy). ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----
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#7
April 14th 07, 11:49 PM
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Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's
Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. * * * * * * * * * * Happy Purrday Caliban! Elisabet
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#8
April 15th 07, 12:15 AM
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Happy Purr Day, Caliban! I turned two on March 2.
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica, Age 2 Junior Tabby In Residence "Marina" wrote in message ... shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
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#9
April 15th 07, 01:53 AM
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Happy too birthday, Caliban. You are a precious
hoolikitty. May you have many, many more. Lily (USA) secrepurry Hoolikitties '05 -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. "Marina" wrote in message ... shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
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#10
April 15th 07, 04:05 AM
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On Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:47:37 +0300, Marina
yodeled: shamelessly modelled on one of Lesley's posts Caliban: I'ZE TOO! Miranda: Too what? Too fat? Caliban: NO!! Miranda: Too clumsy? Caliban: NO, I'ze TOO!! Miranda: Too what?? Too stupid? Too wussy? Too wussy for words? Caliban: No, I'ze TOO!! TOO!! Miranda: You're too too fat? Too too clumsy? Too too stupid? Too too lazy? twirling paw beside ear Toot toot? Caliban: Meowmieeeee! Miranda is mean to me and it's my PURRDAY! Miranda: Yes, go crying to mummy, wuss-boy. So that's what you're making a ruckus about. Well, I'm two years and four-and-a-half month, so I'm still older than you. I will always be older than you. You can get as big and fat as you like, I will always be the elder, so I will always be the boss. Caliban MEOWMIEEEEE! Hoomin note: Yes, he's one of the Hoolikitten Chapter '05. It's Caliban's birthday tomorrow (I don't actually know the exact date, but in honour of Gordon's Aries, I decided on the 15th, since that is roughly when Caliban was born, according to the vet). Caliban will get an extra portion of his Most Favouritest Food (MFF), deli turkey. He will be two, but he's still my little baby. And a hoolikitten. Miranda was annoying me today, and Caliban was sleeping peacefully on the cat tree. When I snapped, I automatically yelled 'CaliBAN! Stop that!' A very confoozled Caliban looked up from his sleep. 'What...? What did I do?' I apologized profusely, of course. This time, he wasn't doing anything, it was Miranda. Somehow she always manages to put the blame on him. Aww, sweet confoozled Cali boy.  Happy happy purrday skritches toyou. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War
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