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Ryan is so smart.
Today I, (Diana), was lying on Fred in da big chair and I wuz warm and cozy. Then Ryan starts meowing in da kitchen. I gave Fred a look that said he better not moof and he didn't, but he started talking to Ryan. Now we just had dry food put down an' it wasn't near supper time and there was fresh wadder there, so neither Fred nor I knew what Ryan was askin fur, but we settled down ennyway, which wuz gudgud fur me. Then Ryan is out in da liffingruum wif uss and meowin some more and fred disturbed me a liddle to stretch out a foot to stroke Ryan, (Ryan has a thing fur hooman feet), but he stayed out uv reach. Being a cat, I knew what was goin on by this time, but I didn't tell Fred. Ryan mad more commotion back in da kitchen and then in da liffingroom again doin the "Lassie" bit where he runs toarws do kitchen then stopps an turns and looks at Fred klike he's supposed to follow. This all took about ten minits an finally he was starin at Fred an da chair and occasionally meowin. So Fred says to me that he should get up and see what Ryan wants an strokes me to let me know that it's not that he duzn't like me that he's gettin up and kickin me off his lap, you know, like they do. Well befur Fred got up I could tell he suspected what the whole thing wuz about and sure enough wen Fred got up befur he could turn around Ryan was in da chair and I had hit da ground and jumped back up in da chair myself an we were curling up and gettin comfy in da warm chair wif Fred standin there lookin at usses. Efen though Fred figured it out and played his part ennyway, it was still a good maneouvre and you kitties should learn frum that. It werks well. Diana. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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Ryan is so smart.
Veri gud mofe! "Dat wurkz on da kouch alzo. Da gramby duzent layz down
dat muchz but iffin her haz a nap, we fuszes until herlselfz getz up and goez to ce what iz da matterz and den we all free layz where herself waz. "Fred Williams" wrote in message ... Today I, (Diana), was lying on Fred in da big chair and I wuz warm and cozy. Then Ryan starts meowing in da kitchen. I gave Fred a look that said he better not moof and he didn't, but he started talking to Ryan. Now we just had dry food put down an' it wasn't near supper time and there was fresh wadder there, so neither Fred nor I knew what Ryan was askin fur, but we settled down ennyway, which wuz gudgud fur me. Then Ryan is out in da liffingruum wif uss and meowin some more and fred disturbed me a liddle to stretch out a foot to stroke Ryan, (Ryan has a thing fur hooman feet), but he stayed out uv reach. Being a cat, I knew what was goin on by this time, but I didn't tell Fred. Ryan mad more commotion back in da kitchen and then in da liffingroom again doin the "Lassie" bit where he runs toarws do kitchen then stopps an turns and looks at Fred klike he's supposed to follow. This all took about ten minits an finally he was starin at Fred an da chair and occasionally meowin. So Fred says to me that he should get up and see what Ryan wants an strokes me to let me know that it's not that he duzn't like me that he's gettin up and kickin me off his lap, you know, like they do. Well befur Fred got up I could tell he suspected what the whole thing wuz about and sure enough wen Fred got up befur he could turn around Ryan was in da chair and I had hit da ground and jumped back up in da chair myself an we were curling up and gettin comfy in da warm chair wif Fred standin there lookin at usses. Efen though Fred figured it out and played his part ennyway, it was still a good maneouvre and you kitties should learn frum that. It werks well. Diana. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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Ryan is so smart.
Dat iz furrrry furrrry smart. Ide tayk mineown hat off tu Ryan iffn I
had wun. Ralph Fred Williams wrote: Today I, (Diana), was lying on Fred in da big chair and I wuz warm and cozy. Then Ryan starts meowing in da kitchen. I gave Fred a look that said he better not moof and he didn't, but he started talking to Ryan. Now we just had dry food put down an' it wasn't near supper time and there was fresh wadder there, so neither Fred nor I knew what Ryan was askin fur, but we settled down ennyway, which wuz gudgud fur me. Then Ryan is out in da liffingruum wif uss and meowin some more and fred disturbed me a liddle to stretch out a foot to stroke Ryan, (Ryan has a thing fur hooman feet), but he stayed out uv reach. Being a cat, I knew what was goin on by this time, but I didn't tell Fred. Ryan mad more commotion back in da kitchen and then in da liffingroom again doin the "Lassie" bit where he runs toarws do kitchen then stopps an turns and looks at Fred klike he's supposed to follow. This all took about ten minits an finally he was starin at Fred an da chair and occasionally meowin. So Fred says to me that he should get up and see what Ryan wants an strokes me to let me know that it's not that he duzn't like me that he's gettin up and kickin me off his lap, you know, like they do. Well befur Fred got up I could tell he suspected what the whole thing wuz about and sure enough wen Fred got up befur he could turn around Ryan was in da chair and I had hit da ground and jumped back up in da chair myself an we were curling up and gettin comfy in da warm chair wif Fred standin there lookin at usses. Efen though Fred figured it out and played his part ennyway, it was still a good maneouvre and you kitties should learn frum that. It werks well. Diana. |
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Ryan is so smart.
I kin mayke mineself sooosoooo heeeveee wen Meowmee urr Pawpaw
wanna sit deown in MINE chayer witsh iz ennyweer I yam layink in. So furr dey neffurr sitted deown on me. -- Pitô.ônya "Fred Williams" wrote in message ... Today I, (Diana), was lying on Fred in da big chair and I wuz warm and cozy. Then Ryan starts meowing in da kitchen. I gave Fred a look that said he better not moof and he didn't, but he started talking to Ryan. Now we just had dry food put down an' it wasn't near supper time and there was fresh wadder there, so neither Fred nor I knew what Ryan was askin fur, but we settled down ennyway, which wuz gudgud fur me. Then Ryan is out in da liffingruum wif uss and meowin some more and fred disturbed me a liddle to stretch out a foot to stroke Ryan, (Ryan has a thing fur hooman feet), but he stayed out uv reach. Being a cat, I knew what was goin on by this time, but I didn't tell Fred. Ryan mad more commotion back in da kitchen and then in da liffingroom again doin the "Lassie" bit where he runs toarws do kitchen then stopps an turns and looks at Fred klike he's supposed to follow. This all took about ten minits an finally he was starin at Fred an da chair and occasionally meowin. So Fred says to me that he should get up and see what Ryan wants an strokes me to let me know that it's not that he duzn't like me that he's gettin up and kickin me off his lap, you know, like they do. Well befur Fred got up I could tell he suspected what the whole thing wuz about and sure enough wen Fred got up befur he could turn around Ryan was in da chair and I had hit da ground and jumped back up in da chair myself an we were curling up and gettin comfy in da warm chair wif Fred standin there lookin at usses. Efen though Fred figured it out and played his part ennyway, it was still a good maneouvre and you kitties should learn frum that. It werks well. Diana. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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Ryan is so smart.
diz iza gud one, Tiger
Fred Williams wrote in message ... Today I, (Diana), was lying on Fred in da big chair and I wuz warm and cozy. Then Ryan starts meowing in da kitchen. I gave Fred a look that said he better not moof and he didn't, but he started talking to Ryan. Now we just had dry food put down an' it wasn't near supper time and there was fresh wadder there, so neither Fred nor I knew what Ryan was askin fur, but we settled down ennyway, which wuz gudgud fur me. Then Ryan is out in da liffingruum wif uss and meowin some more and fred disturbed me a liddle to stretch out a foot to stroke Ryan, (Ryan has a thing fur hooman feet), but he stayed out uv reach. Being a cat, I knew what was goin on by this time, but I didn't tell Fred. Ryan mad more commotion back in da kitchen and then in da liffingroom again doin the "Lassie" bit where he runs toarws do kitchen then stopps an turns and looks at Fred klike he's supposed to follow. This all took about ten minits an finally he was starin at Fred an da chair and occasionally meowin. So Fred says to me that he should get up and see what Ryan wants an strokes me to let me know that it's not that he duzn't like me that he's gettin up and kickin me off his lap, you know, like they do. Well befur Fred got up I could tell he suspected what the whole thing wuz about and sure enough wen Fred got up befur he could turn around Ryan was in da chair and I had hit da ground and jumped back up in da chair myself an we were curling up and gettin comfy in da warm chair wif Fred standin there lookin at usses. Efen though Fred figured it out and played his part ennyway, it was still a good maneouvre and you kitties should learn frum that. It werks well. Diana. -- Regards, Fred http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html |
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