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A not ordinary twibyute
Jack Gordon looks out over the assembly. He stands proudly, puts on
his rimless spectacles and addresses the gathering. I has a twibyute fwom myne howse an is not yewshal. Myne twibyute is tu myne Meomie's Meomie. Offur da yeers - an dare were menny, myne Granmeomie wurked fur awl aminals dat she came acwoss. Meomie wus tott at an early age tu wespect an care fur awl aminals, not to hurt dem, tu hewp dem an tu most of awl, wespect dare pwace in da gwate skeem of tings . Granmeomie instilled dat luff fur aminals in awl hur kittens an we luffed hur. Atta end of hur life, she coodnt get abowt much an we kept hur company durin da day wen Meomie went tu wurk. She petted us an hugged us n we wiked it. Sumtymes she didnt haff much munny but awlways de jar inna kitchun had pennies she saved fur da homeless kittiez inna area. She had menny menny kittiez over hur wong wife an I is pwoud tu say dat I wus da last wun. My Granmeomie wus 100 years n 3 munths wen she went tu thu Bridje. She wus soso pwoud da day de telegram arrived from da Queen n hur pikshure wus inna papurr. Befurr she wus buried, Meomie hadta sneak de ashes of Granmeomies little cat Tramp into da coffin beclaws she had been told it had to go dare by hur Meomie. Wittle burdees, kittiez, hedgehogs, dogs, mice n rabbits and sum poor hoomins awl wus saved bye hur n we is soso pwoud to haff known hur. Ower Granmeomie Margaret Cody. We hopes dis twibyute does notted offend ennywun - dat wus not de intenshun - we is just soso pwoud of hur. Fangu, awl. Little Jack Gordon, sitting down. |
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