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Dellinkwent Hoomin
Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo
has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. -- Sam |
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Dellinkwent Hoomin
excillint purnishmint, Tiger
-- Have a wonderful day "Cheryl" wrote in message ... Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. -- Sam |
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Dellinkwent Hoomin
On Nov 29, 10:12*am, Cheryl wrote:
Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. Furry smart an just punishmunt. I admire a kittee hoo can keep da hoomin under cattrol. -- WooToo |
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Dellinkwent Hoomin
On Nov 29, 7:12*am, Cheryl wrote:
Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. -- Sam Weow. Furry bwilyent akshun, Sam. Mine cuzzin Nikky, a furry attwaktif kalako, was 'bout to be 'bandunned offur da howladayz butted me and mine meowmie kamed tew hur weskyoo an drifed free hunwed myles to hur hous to kittysit hursewf, wich we is stil doink. Sew far, awl we hab gotted fur ar twubbl is wotz ob hissink. An Nikky eetz mine fudz insted ob hur own. MeOwy, twyink to be ob hewp butted.... |
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Dellinkwent Hoomin
MeOwy wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:12 am, Cheryl wrote: Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. -- Sam Weow. Furry bwilyent akshun, Sam. Mine cuzzin Nikky, a furry attwaktif kalako, was 'bout to be 'bandunned offur da howladayz butted me and mine meowmie kamed tew hur weskyoo an drifed free hunwed myles to hur hous to kittysit hursewf, wich we is stil doink. Sew far, awl we hab gotted fur ar twubbl is wotz ob hissink. An Nikky eetz mine fudz insted ob hur own. MeOwy, twyink to be ob hewp butted.... Itz hard bein helpful wen thu cat is eeting yu own fud an hissin at yurownself. I finks hoomins shud help cats wifout disturbin othur cats, if yu nose wat I meens. -- Sam |
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Dellinkwent Hoomin
Will in New Haven wrote:
On Nov 29, 10:12 am, Cheryl wrote: Myne delinkwent hoomin is bak. She crooly bandoned me anna Cinnie (hoo has taken ovur myne spot onna sofa neer thu heeter, bad cat) wif nuffing but wadder, litturboxes, fud anna naybour tu chek on us. I iz makin sure she duznt leef agin by climin onna top uf hur, spayshully wen she is onna pooter. Sumtymes I closes myne teef on hur arm, jus a littul tiny bit, tu make myne point. An I ranned out when she gotten home late las nite, ate sum grass befur she cud catch me, ann hurked it all up onna carpit. I fink that shud du. Furry smart an just punishmunt. I admire a kittee hoo can keep da hoomin under cattrol. -- WooToo fangu. -- Sam |
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