HE GOT OUT!!! (He's back)

The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Kreisleriana wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom
looked again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too
panicky to think of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and
was face-to-face wirh the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the
newspaper. Mom didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He
immediately went into his typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and
hunkered down out there. Thank God Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint--
he looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been
in for ten minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is
swaggering around like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

Thank the ceiling cat! ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

Kreisleriana wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom
looked again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too
panicky to think of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and
was face-to-face wirh the Stink. He said "Meow!"

LOL!!

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat.
Just add fluids. :P

I'm glad she looked outside again!

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

You know the saying, it's 5:00 somewhere...

Jill

not when you have had an adrenalin rush from a BCT, Lee
Kreisleriana wrote in message
m...
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to
think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper.
Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went into
his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for
ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Kreisleriana wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?


LOL. I'm glad I scrolled down before I replied to your first post. I can
just see his face when he meowed through the door. Give the little
b*st*rd a scritch from me.

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

On Apr 17, 9:07*am, "Kreisleriana" wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! *This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. *Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. *He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. *Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. * He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. *Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. *I expected to find him in a goddam coma. *He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

No wonder. He just conquered the wilderness of the OUT. Quivering in
fear and staying right by the door? Not him. Or not in his memory now
that he's safe.


Oh my. *Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. *Just add
fluids. :P

*Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

Anytime is too early for a shot of Sc*tch but a nice little water
glass of Wild Turkey is another story. Since you might not have any
hand, I will drink one or five in your (and Stinky's) honor.

--
Will in New Haven

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
m...
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to
think of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was
face-to-face wirh the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper.
Mom didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went
into his typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there.
Thank God Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for
ten minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering
around like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just
add fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?


It has to be 6pm somewhere.

Jo

On Apr 17, 6:07*am, "Kreisleriana" wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! *This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. *Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. *He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. *Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. * He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. *Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. *I expected to find him in a goddam coma. *He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. *Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. *Just add
fluids. :P

*Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures:http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

I'm so glad the Stink is home safe! Maybe he felt he owed you a BCT
after the subQ. But what a relief it turned out okay and that he's
even feeling a little pleased with himself. I'd say you're entitled to
a shortie after an adrenaline rush like that. =o)

Melissa

Kreisleriana wrote:

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

LOL!! Obviously, you've made him feel *much* better with those fluids.
Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.

I'm really glad he's feeling so much better that he's able to pull
stuff like this, even if does mean you might end up in AA.

--
Joyce

To email me, remove the triple-X from my user name. ^..^

Kreisleriana wrote:
The LITTLE *******!!!! This takes the almighty cake.

The crazy thing is I DID look outside, but I didn't see him. Mom looked
again, but she looked behind the open door, which I was too panicky to think
of, I guess. She looked through the door glass, and was face-to-face wirh
the Stink. He said "Meow!"

The little booger followed Mom out the door when she got the newspaper. Mom
didn't notice, and accidentally shut him out. He immediately went into his
typical creepin' Jesus panic mode and hunkered down out there. Thank God
Mom looked out there again.

Even better-- or worse from an unredeemable ******* Cat standpoint-- he
looks GREAT. I expected to find him in a goddam coma. He's been in for ten
minutes now-- he just downed a dish of crunchies and is swaggering around
like 50 Cent.

Oh my. Stinky, rediscovering his inner (and outer) ******* Cat. Just add
fluids. :P

Is 9:00 AM too early for a shot of Scotch?

omg -- I have to laugh, even though I know it had to be scarier than
you-know-what for you. Thank heavens he is home and okay (the little
dickens!)

Ginger-lyn