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Annownzement: Vallentine Adbenchur!
Meow Kitties!
As da nooest membfur ob, an da ebent planner for FluffyKitz, I iz most pleezed to annowence a lubbly an eggsitink adbenture for da Valentinez holiday! An since most kitties are tired ov lukin owt at snows an ice, it's going to be a warm, sunny one! I haff planned a 10-day crooze and fur da destinashun, da ship will dock in Montego bay, Jamaica at da Round Hill Villas, an all-kitty luggsury resort wif only da best accomodayshuns where we will stay fur anubber 10 daze!! [ http://www.fivestaralliance.com/luxu...tel-and-villas ] Owr crooze will be on da late Cleopatra Silvercat's yacht - which menny ob yoo know of an hab been on - which will leef from da 79th Street Boat Basin in Mew Yawk City on February elebenf, andden embark on a leesurly sail to Jamaica. Da crooze direktor will be owr own Trudi ob da Asher/Grass Clowder, and she will post abowt da luffly "Luff-Boat" aktibities dat she haz planned to ennertain usses while on da crooze. Da yacht haz first-cwass akomodayshuns, inkludink cabinz for one, two or more kitties, awl wif komfortable kushions, hot an cold nip an non-nip beffurages, snak dispensers, toys an luffly ocean views. Da dinink room iz eggskwisit, wif fine china and crystal, silk kushions at low tabelz wif crisp wite linenz. Once we get on da ship, Captain LeGrand will gibb a tour ob da ship an its akommodayshuns! I haf been abailing mineself ob mine Europeen konnekshuns to bring da finest fuds on board: I haff impawted fine Parmagiana, Asagio, proscuitto, and sum bery nice Italian wines; oysterz from Breton from Da Inspektur, Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne an fine nip-liquors, cognac and Armagnac! Not ownly dat, but FluffyKitz haz pwanned boff formal dining an buffet style meelz. Eben Hiura-san, da sooshi itame (chef) is porting on board for a sooshi an sasheemi day! Now I'd likes to introdoose you kitties to owr Jamaican hosts who haff ported ober to meet da kommunity. Kittiez, let me introdoos yoo to RastaCatJohn! [A porter twinkles, and two cats step out: a large, dark-grey tabby longhair of a certain age, and a younger version. Both have their long hair braided into dredlocks; the older cat has seen the Out - he has a scar or two, and a small tear in his ear... They both are wearing Rasta-tams on their heads. The older one smiles a big kitty-smile and laughs a deep boomig laugh so infectious, it brings a smile to all of the kitties listening. Like his laugh, he has a deep, booming meow.] "Hello kitties! Mon, eet eez so wonderful to see all of you! Mon, I run a certified, bona-fide, Rasta Jamaican tour business for kitties - Da best in Jamaica! Now, dis heer eez mine son, Miles, who works wif me, say hello, Miles." The younger cat, too, has a deep booming voice and laugh: "Hello Kitties! We are planning a wonderful stay for you at da Round Hill Villa! First let mineownself tell you dat we haff liddle kitty Villas for one, two or more kitties - yur choice! Dey all hab refrigomolators stocked wif fuds and befferages - nip and non-nip! Da villas haff kushions, wadder-beds or dose sweep-numbfur beds! And da aktibities! Dere will be snorkeling - and Jocko the Diving Cat will be giving lessons! We habs swimming, sail-boating, laying on da beech drinking nip-rum! Eeting, drinking, limbo dances, and tours ob owr eye-land!" RastaCat John joins in, "And tours of nip-rum distilleries - and mon, don't forget we grow the best, primo nip!" Miles joins in: Oh yes, Mon! And here are some samples of our gold-bud nip! [passes around plastic baggies of nip, imprinted with RastaCatTours] And we also haff bottles of rum with buds of nip soaking in them!" "Mon, now that will get a kitty relaxed!" Both cats laugh so loud and heartily that the entire room resounds with their infectious laughter! Well, kitties, I finks dat abowt duz it. Duz anykitty hab any kweschuns? See yoo awl on boart Febroarry elebenth -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/6/2011 3:27:29 PM |
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