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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
MarkA wrote in
: On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote: The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present. The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature". Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING??? Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it." What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls? Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*. Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced.... -- Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
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SkyEyes wrote: MarkA wrote in : On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote: The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present. The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature". Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING??? Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it." What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls? Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*. Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced.... You should see tonight's episode of "The Crazy Ones" (the Robin Williams show). There a very fluffy kitty cat, who is also a great "actor". -- JD "If our country is going broke, let it be from feeding the poor and caring for the elderly. And not from pampering the rich and fighting wars for them."--Living Blue in a Red State (seen on Facebook) |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote:
On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote: On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote: The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present. The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature". Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING??? Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own. Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost your mind a long time ago. |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
In article , duke
wrote: On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote: On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote: The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present. The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature". Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING??? Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own. €€ True enough Duke but the one thing that cats and humans agree completely on is covering up their own ****. |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
In article , duke
wrote: On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore wrote: On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote: On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote: On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote: The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house even though there are female cats present. The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature". Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING??? Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own. Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost your mind a long time ago. How many queer cats have you collected? • IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and ears. |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
•RLMeasures wrote:
• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and ears. Tom Cruise cats, so to speak. |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
In article , linuxgal
wrote: •RLMeasures wrote: • IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and ears. Tom Cruise cats, so to speak. €€ Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’
duke wrote:
What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat? The straight cat scratches up the gay one for being a pussy. |
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