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Old January 18th 11, 10:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default sumkatz agen!

Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez
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Old January 19th 11, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
*Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy
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Old January 19th 11, 03:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna
eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur
getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez



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Old January 19th 11, 09:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote:

*Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat.

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Old January 19th 11, 09:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default sumkatz agen!

On Jan 19, 2:46*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna
eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur
getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester"rafflescat" wrote in message



Yus! dats egzaktlee it! Wees starfin tu. Dem sumkatz needs a biff-biff-biff!

We needs tu organize a Sumkatz hunt in effury kitchie!

Gordon Kittiez
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Old January 19th 11, 12:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

itz wunnerful akordinta chester anna storrmmee, i mineslf onleetsa
kibbles...Trudi wif mh and barbi noddin...

I liksa fancee feetz butted ifin i eatsa beef i getsa hurke it up agin...
butta chikum iz wunnerful, OEJ
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On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat
wrote:

Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter


Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!


Gordon Kittiez


I wil hewp yoo.
I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees.
Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre.
Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door.
Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me.
Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez.
MeOwy


Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil
stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest?

Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it)


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Old January 19th 11, 12:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

i sure whuld likta figure owt how dey hidez in diz itti bitti kumpurtimint,
der iz hardlee aneewhere to hide and ursefl wuld think da hoominz wuld find
dem when dey iz lukin fur uses, chester
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On Jan 19, 2:46 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna
eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we
nefur
getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester"rafflescat"
wrote in message



Yus! dats egzaktlee it! Wees starfin tu. Dem sumkatz needs a
biff-biff-biff!

We needs tu organize a Sumkatz hunt in effury kitchie!

Gordon Kittiez


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Old January 19th 11, 01:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default sumkatz agen!

On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez


Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin
ovur thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

--
Sam
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Old January 19th 11, 01:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default sumkatz agen!

sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez


Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin ovur
thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

--
Sam



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Old January 20th 11, 04:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default sumkatz agen!

On 2011-01-19 9:02 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ
wrote in message
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On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez


Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin ovur
thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

--
Sam



Thiz is furry lykely. It iz a konspirassy betwene thu sumkats anna TED
tu make lifr hard fur reel kats!!

--
Sam
 




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