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Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)



 
 
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Old April 15th 06, 09:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda
sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me.
Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while I
wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy. Since
she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry.

Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked
up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef
anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky
TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I
took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED
techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself.
Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz
sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ!

Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around mine
face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid
hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze
scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie
camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to see
me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked me
home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call me
oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor owld
sweetie.

Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov
Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef
being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty
gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice
massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed.

Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine wink
efun do I mostly don't have enny furz?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little furz.


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Old April 15th 06, 11:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda
sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me.
Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while
I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy.
Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo
hungry.

Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked
up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef
anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky
TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I
took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED
techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself.
Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz
sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ!

Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around
mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze
nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty.
I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When
Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want
mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin.
She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff
at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna
called me her poor owld sweetie.

Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov
Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef
being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty
gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice
massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed.

Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine
wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little
furz.


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I am so sorry to hear about your ordeal. I've never had my teeth cleaned.
Meowmie
has been brushing them with something that tastes pretty gud.
However, I did overhear TED said that he shaved a cat with ringworm all
over.
Hope I got rid of this nasty ringworm soon. I don't want to be a bald kat.
TED did shaved my neck to steal blood a few times.

Rusty, shuddering at the shot of getting a shave


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Old April 16th 06, 06:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)

Tiger stares atta pooter in horrorz... Diz iz juzt tootoo mean!!! NO FURZ
anna NO Foodz not 'ceptable atta all!!! butted don't worri 'bowt yourown
wink, girlcatz lofz whutz inside uses or i wuuld still be a single boycat, I
izunt veri handsum butte i iz manly, Tiger, owlder mankitty
Boogie's Mom wrote in message
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Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I hadda
sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me.
Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway, while

I
wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy.

Since
she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo hungry.

Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I woked
up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine teef
anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat meensneeky
TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I
took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED
techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself.
Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz
sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ!

Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around

mine
face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze nottid
hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty. I'ze
scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When Meowmie
camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna want mer to

see
me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin. She tooked

me
home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff at me or call

me
oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna called me her poor

owld
sweetie.

Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov
Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine teef
being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz pretty
gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin nice
massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed.

Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine

wink
efun do I mostly don't have enny furz?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little

furz.


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Old April 16th 06, 06:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Well, I wuz rite (was Sumfing's fishy)

diz iz one ted dat wulld need bitin, Trudi, whoz futz furz iz back butted
not long enuf yet,
W. Leong wrote in message
.. .

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Well, mine frens, I wuz rite. Friday morning, after starfin me ALL

nite,
Meowmie shuffed me inna carrybocks anna hauled me off to da TEDs. I

hadda
sit around all mornin, STILL starfin, till TED Michelle could get to me.
Imagine, da nerf, dat I shud have to wait fur stoopid TED. Ennyway,

while
I wazn't lookin, meensneeky TED shotted me anna I gottid really drowsy.
Since she wuz leafin me 'lone, I decideded to take a nap since I was soo
hungry.

Kittiez, whut happeneded next is just too awful to consider! When I

woked
up, mine mouf hadda funny taste innit. I ranned my tung around mine

teef
anna dey were smoove anna tasted pretty gud. I figured dat dat

meensneeky
TED had cleened dem like Meowmie sed she wud. This wuz not so bad, so I
took anufur nap. When I woked up da next time, I sattid up, let da TED
techs know dat I ws STARFIN to DEF, anna looked down attid mineself.
Kittiez, ALLA mine hansum black anna white furz waz GONE!!! While I wuz
sleepin, dat meenastysneekyTED STOLLED alla mine FURZ!

Alla mine furz, eggsept fur sum furz onna mine tayle, legs, anna around
mine face! Dis iz too horrible to fink about! Wirfout mine furz, I'ze
nottid hansum no more anna youze kin reely tell dat I'ze an owld kitty.
I'ze scrawny in playces anna floppy inna playces anna just oogly. When
Meowmie camed to get me, I hidded in da back ov da bocks cuz I dinna

want
mer to see me, cuz she mite not luv me no more cuz I'ze so funny lookin.
She tooked me home, tho, anna lettid me owt ov da bocks. She dinna laff
at me or call me oogly, infact, she picked me up anna pettid me anna
called me her poor owld sweetie.

Dis shaved pitiful look has potential, as she givved me a whole tub ov
Sheeba last nite insted of just da hardfud (somefin about mebbe mine

teef
being tender frum da cleenin), she gave me lots ov pets anna it wuz

pretty
gud all towld. She really likes mine cleenwhite teef anna iz givvin

nice
massages, anna troof be towld, it'z gud to be rid ov da mats I'd growed.

Now mine ownly question iz to my Darlin Kitty: Will you still be mine
wink efun do I mostly don't have enny furz?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer wif cleenwite teef anna very little
furz.


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I am so sorry to hear about your ordeal. I've never had my teeth cleaned.
Meowmie
has been brushing them with something that tastes pretty gud.
However, I did overhear TED said that he shaved a cat with ringworm all
over.
Hope I got rid of this nasty ringworm soon. I don't want to be a bald

kat.
TED did shaved my neck to steal blood a few times.

Rusty, shuddering at the shot of getting a shave




 




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