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  #1  
Old September 12th 09, 10:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef az
uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz furri
wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i getsa
dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef all ofur
all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef toa
nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed minesef a
shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a kittee jail whut
wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i stayed der a long long
time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few timez, butted whenna door
offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud so dey didunt keepa door opin
long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted minsef onna table anna taked
pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted a thing in minez paw anna pated
itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den furri
anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize ted heper
anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey taked
mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef didunt
shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw thingy,
efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt anna
realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail fura
while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where kitteez
kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me beclawz i
wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee ta hoominz or
ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented away to da brige
afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued minesef
furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez gettine mine
medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i duzint likit, soft
sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.


  #2  
Old September 12th 09, 11:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef
az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz
furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i
getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef all
ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef toa
nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed minesef a
shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a kittee jail
whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i stayed der a long
long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few timez, butted whenna
door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud so dey didunt keepa
door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted minsef onna table
anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted a thing in minez
paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too tired ta take itsef
off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den furri
anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize ted heper
anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef
didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw
thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt
anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me
beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee
ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented away
to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i duzint
likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger likeda
gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.



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Old September 12th 09, 11:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

itz notted dat bad beclawz da furri bringz niesef a frezh bowl of water when
i haz taked mine pillz, TV
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef
az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz
furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i
getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef
all ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef
toa nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed
minesef a shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a
kittee jail whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i
stayed der a long long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few
timez, butted whenna door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud
so dey didunt keepa door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted
minsef onna table anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted
a thing in minez paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too
tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den
furri anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize
ted heper anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef
didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw
thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt
anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me
beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee
ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented
away to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i
duzint likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger
likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.





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Old September 12th 09, 11:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

I kno u iz ok kauze dat TED alwayz sayz u 8 iz more spoiled dan herown
kitties. Piglett laughing behind her paw.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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itz notted dat bad beclawz da furri bringz niesef a frezh bowl of water
when i haz taked mine pillz, TV
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef
az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz
furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i
getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef
all ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef
toa nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed
minesef a shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a
kittee jail whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i
stayed der a long long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few
timez, butted whenna door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud
so dey didunt keepa door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted
minsef onna table anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted
a thing in minez paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too
tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den
furri anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize
ted heper anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna
hersef didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in
mine paw thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box
reall fazt anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed
me beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli
kittee ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin
wented away to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown
hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i
duzint likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner...
Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.







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Old September 12th 09, 11:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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snickerz furm allauses*
"Granby" wrote in message
...
I kno u iz ok kauze dat TED alwayz sayz u 8 iz more spoiled dan herown
kitties. Piglett laughing behind her paw.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
itz notted dat bad beclawz da furri bringz niesef a frezh bowl of water
when i haz taked mine pillz, TV
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin
owrsef az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der,
beclawz furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap
anna den i getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain
inside minesef all ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef
toa nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed
minesef a shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a
kittee jail whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i
stayed der a long long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few
timez, butted whenna door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az
gud so dey didunt keepa door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey
putted minsef onna table anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den
dey putted a thing in minez paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i
wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den
furri anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize
ted heper anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna
hersef didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in
mine paw thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box
reall fazt anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed
me beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli
kittee ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin
wented away to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin
herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i
duzint likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner...
Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur
beclawz furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz
dowin gud butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.









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Old September 13th 09, 01:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I am gwad yoo r tayking yer pilz gud n it iz nise uff furry tew gib yoo
wadder.
I am sew gwad yoo r fealing bedder TV. Me n mine neeces n neffew r purring
for yerownself tew git bedder fastfast so yoo kan selebrate yer purrday.
We awl luffs yoo n yer famlee. nosepoink Mosey

itz notted dat bad beclawz da furri bringz niesef a frezh bowl of water
when i haz taked mine pillz, TV


U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef
az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz
furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i
getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef
all ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef
toa nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed
minesef a shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a
kittee jail whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i
stayed der a long long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few
timez, butted whenna door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud
so dey didunt keepa door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted
minsef onna table anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted
a thing in minez paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too
tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den
furri anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize
ted heper anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna
hersef didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in
mine paw thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box
reall fazt anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed
me beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli
kittee ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin
wented away to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown
hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i
duzint likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner...
Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.







  #7  
Old September 13th 09, 01:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sep 12, 2:55*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef az
uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz furri
wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i getsa
dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef all ofur
all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef toa
nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed minesef a
shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a kittee jail whut
wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i stayed der a long long
time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few timez, butted whenna door
offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud so dey didunt keepa door opin
long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted minsef onna table anna taked
pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted a thing in minez paw anna pated
itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den furri
anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize ted heper
anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey taked
mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef didunt
shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw thingy,
efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt anna
realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail fura
while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where kitteez
kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me beclawz i
wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee ta hoominz or
ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented away to da brige
afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued minesef
furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez gettine mine
medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i duzint likit, soft
sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.


TV, we ar glad yew ar home frum TED ana feelin beddur. We hopez da
pillz wurk fur yew fur a longlong time.
Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude
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Old September 13th 09, 04:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sep 12, 2:55*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef az
uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz furri
wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i getsa
dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef all ofur
all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef toa
nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed minesef a
shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a kittee jail whut
wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i stayed der a long long
time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few timez, butted whenna door
offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud so dey didunt keepa door opin
long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted minsef onna table anna taked
pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted a thing in minez paw anna pated
itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den furri
anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize ted heper
anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey taked
mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef didunt
shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw thingy,
efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt anna
realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail fura
while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where kitteez
kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me beclawz i
wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee ta hoominz or
ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented away to da brige
afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued minesef
furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez gettine mine
medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i duzint likit, soft
sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.


Mor purrs an wuv fwum minesewf fur yoo TV.
MeOwy
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Old September 13th 09, 11:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

fang you, TV
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
I am gwad yoo r tayking yer pilz gud n it iz nise uff furry tew gib yoo
wadder.
I am sew gwad yoo r fealing bedder TV. Me n mine neeces n neffew r
purring for yerownself tew git bedder fastfast so yoo kan selebrate yer
purrday.
We awl luffs yoo n yer famlee. nosepoink Mosey

itz notted dat bad beclawz da furri bringz niesef a frezh bowl of water
when i haz taked mine pillz, TV


U iz a gud kutty to take ur medizine wifout ftting da hoomanz. U keeps
gettink bedder an we will keep purrink for urselfz. The 3 Barnes cats

ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin
owrsef az uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der,
beclawz furri wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap
anna den i getsa dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain
inside minesef all ofur all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef
toa nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed
minesef a shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a
kittee jail whut wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i
stayed der a long long time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few
timez, butted whenna door offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az
gud so dey didunt keepa door opin long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey
putted minsef onna table anna taked pikshurez of mine insidez... den
dey putted a thing in minez paw anna pated itsef to minez furz butted i
wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den
furri anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize
ted heper anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna
hersef didunt shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in
mine paw thingy, efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box
reall fazt anna realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where
kitteez kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed
me beclawz i wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli
kittee ta hoominz or ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin
wented away to da brige afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin
herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez
gettine mine medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i
duzint likit, soft sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner...
Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur
beclawz furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz
dowin gud butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.









  #10  
Old September 13th 09, 11:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default what happined to mineownsef furm TV

reglur ted sayz ifin i takez dem on time anna i duzint haffa bad reakshun i
shuld du fine fur sefural yearz, TV, fang yoursefz
"The Ajo Clowder" wrote in message
...
On Sep 12, 2:55 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
ok so efurithin OEJ wuz korrekt, we wuz all inna lifin rum enjoin owrsef
az
uzual, i kuldint lay onna top of da dezk beclawz MH wuz der, beclawz furri
wuz atta pooter, when soft iz der MH getz in herown lap anna den i getsa
dezk... when i wuz juzt settlin in der waz a pain inside minesef all ofur
all of minesef hurted...
efurithin elze happined like mine sisfur sayed...

when we getted to da mergenci ted a nize girl tec hoomin taked minesef toa
nize man ted what wuz realli soft speakin anna nize, himz gifed minesef a
shotted anna put sumfin on mine ear... den i wented into a kittee jail
whut
wuz veri kold butted i kuld breaf ezer at onze... i stayed der a long long
time anna furri anna soft vizited minsef a few timez, butted whenna door
offa kittee jail opined i kuldint breaf az gud so dey didunt keepa door
opin
long, den afur a kuple of howrz dey putted minsef onna table anna taked
pikshurez of mine insidez... den dey putted a thing in minez paw anna
pated
itsef to minez furz butted i wuz too tired ta take itsef off...

dey putted stuf inside diz thingy on mine paw sefural timez anna den furri
anna soft sayed gudnot to minsef anna bandoned me butted da nize ted heper
anna nize ted wuz der all nite wif minesef...

inna mornin i wuz happi to see da soft anna furri i wented into mineown
kittee jail purrin, i thinked i wuz gowin home but NONONONOOO!!!! dey
taked
mineself to regulr ted now az tedz go she iz purti nize anna hersef didunt
shooted me animore, her did putted more of dat stuff in mine paw thingy,
efuri time one of doze happined i hadda uza litter box reall fazt anna
realli bigbig...

I stayed atta ted all day butted i getted stay in mine own kittee jail
fura
while den into a jail whut wuz wiffa litter box inna furnt where kitteez
kamed anna went, da offize kittee kamed by minesef anna hissed me beclawz
i
wuz near her regulur spot, her iz notted a veri furndli kittee ta hoominz
or
ofur kitteez butted dat iz beclawz herown hoomin wented away to da brige
afur a log illnezz anna her iz onli likin herown hoomin.

atta almozt da end of da ted day soft anna furri kamed anna reskued
minesef
furm da ted,, dey getted pillz anna pill shooter whut makez gettine mine
medicinze betterer... anna gooshi fudz sample butted i duzint likit, soft
sayed to furri, lukit, ted giffed uses dinner... Tiger likeda gushi fudz.

I iz takin mine pillz gud onli one pill haz getted watesd so fur beclawz
furri dropped in da sink butted i iz takin dem fine anna i iz dowin gud
butted ted sayz i willz be onna medicine furefur.

TV, rekuvirn nizely beclawz of alla yourown purrz anna prayerz.


TV, we ar glad yew ar home frum TED ana feelin beddur. We hopez da
pillz wurk fur yew fur a longlong time.
Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude


 




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