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Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz



 
 
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  #1  
Old December 31st 07, 08:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?

--
Pitô.ônya


  #2  
Old December 31st 07, 08:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

The entire howze of asher/grass arrife via porter poof...

here we iz!!!

Tiger anna MME. A
TV anna HRH Cleopatra
Chester anna Lucy
OEJ anna STT
Stormmee anna Rosco
Trudi anna BK

Concatulationz!!!


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?

--
Pitô.ônya




  #3  
Old December 31st 07, 09:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

Lewi and KS and friends are sitting in the KUV with the motor running.
Lewi turns to KS and asks if she would like a snack while they wait. He
reaches in the back and gets some fresh bagels and cream cheese already
arranged neatly on a tray.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
The entire howze of asher/grass arrife via porter poof...

here we iz!!!

Tiger anna MME. A
TV anna HRH Cleopatra
Chester anna Lucy
OEJ anna STT
Stormmee anna Rosco
Trudi anna BK

Concatulationz!!!


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?

--
Pitô.ônya






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Old December 31st 07, 04:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
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Default At the falls

In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Lewi and KS and friends are sitting in the KUV with the motor running.
Lewi turns to KS and asks if she would like a snack while they wait. He
reaches in the back and gets some fresh bagels and cream cheese already
arranged neatly on a tray.


[Cleo and TV are in their Cadillac with the engine running and the
heater turned up, the Countess is ready in her car, and various other
kitties are sitting in cars, on motorcycles, and in the RV. Cleo waves a
paw over her head to get everykitty's attention, then she stomps her paw
on the gas and takes off with a screech of tires and a cloud of burning
rubber.

She leads the procession into the nearest teleporter, and one by one the
kitty-laden vehicles disappear with a "poof". They emerge in Niagara
Falls, Canada, immediately adjacent to the Falls parking area. Cleo
leads everybody to a grassy parkland strip, where they park in a random
scattering. Local police officials come running to direct the drivers
to the approved parking areas, but they stop in amazed wonder when they
cats emerging from vehicles.

The cats head for the observation platform and meow in awe of the
magnificant falls.

Cleo turns to address the group:]

Ok, everykitty, we're here! Aren't the falls magnificent? For those
kitties who are interested, the tour boat "Empress of the Mist" is
available for us. It's specially kitty-sized, and it has a viewing deck
that's exposed to the mist from the falls and one that's completely
covered for those kitties that would prefer to stay dry. We also have a
wonderful large ballroom reserved at one of the nice hotels on the edge
of the falls.

Cleo
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Old December 31st 07, 06:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau[_3_]
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:02:15 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's little, agile
paws typed:

Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?


[A large porter glows and twinkles, and out of it drives a sleek
Bugatti Atlantique from the 1930s, with two grey Chartreaux in the
front seats, and a sleek, dark brown boy-cat in the rear]

'Allo mine furiends! How eez efurrykitty?

Concatulationz Mlle. Pitoonya an M. Sundance - Briget an myownself
eez so happy to joyne yourselves at zeez luffly okasion! An I haff
brought sum goodiez fur zee party: lotz of luffly white nip-winez
from zee Loire Valley to accompany zee seefuds, lotz ov nip-shampayne
fur zee Noo Yeerz Eef toastz an a few casez ov Oysterz frum Britanny
fur a snack!

Ahh yes, an on zee way, I piked up M. 'Ercule Lenoir.

[A large Havana Brown kitty emerges from the car] 'Allo efurrykitty;
'ow eez efurrywon? 'as anykitty seen Mlle. Rebecca?

--
à bientôt,

Jacques
  #6  
Old December 31st 07, 06:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

'Allo mine furiends! How eez efurrykitty?

Concatulationz Mlle. Pitoonya an M. Sundance - Briget an myownself
eez so happy to joyne yourselves at zeez luffly okasion! An I haff
brought sum goodiez fur zee party: lotz of luffly white nip-winez
from zee Loire Valley to accompany zee seefuds, lotz ov nip-shampayne
fur zee Noo Yeerz Eef toastz an a few casez ov Oysterz frum Britanny
fur a snack!

Ahh yes, an on zee way, I piked up M. 'Ercule Lenoir.

[A large Havana Brown kitty emerges from the car] 'Allo efurrykitty;
'ow eez efurrywon? 'as anykitty seen Mlle. Rebecca?


Meow, Inspector and Bridget! And meow, Hercule. I believe Rebecca is
around here someplace.

So, who would like to join me on the cruise by the base of the falls?
The kitty tour boat is - special! I can guarantee that you will get to
experience a cruise unlike anything the human's tour boat can offer.

Cleo
  #7  
Old December 31st 07, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default At the falls

diz iz purti, TV, not mindin da mizt too muc
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Lewi and KS and friends are sitting in the KUV with the motor running.
Lewi turns to KS and asks if she would like a snack while they wait. He
reaches in the back and gets some fresh bagels and cream cheese already
arranged neatly on a tray.


[Cleo and TV are in their Cadillac with the engine running and the
heater turned up, the Countess is ready in her car, and various other
kitties are sitting in cars, on motorcycles, and in the RV. Cleo waves a
paw over her head to get everykitty's attention, then she stomps her paw
on the gas and takes off with a screech of tires and a cloud of burning
rubber.

She leads the procession into the nearest teleporter, and one by one the
kitty-laden vehicles disappear with a "poof". They emerge in Niagara
Falls, Canada, immediately adjacent to the Falls parking area. Cleo
leads everybody to a grassy parkland strip, where they park in a random
scattering. Local police officials come running to direct the drivers
to the approved parking areas, but they stop in amazed wonder when they
cats emerging from vehicles.

The cats head for the observation platform and meow in awe of the
magnificant falls.

Cleo turns to address the group:]

Ok, everykitty, we're here! Aren't the falls magnificent? For those
kitties who are interested, the tour boat "Empress of the Mist" is
available for us. It's specially kitty-sized, and it has a viewing deck
that's exposed to the mist from the falls and one that's completely
covered for those kitties that would prefer to stay dry. We also have a
wonderful large ballroom reserved at one of the nice hotels on the edge
of the falls.

Cleo



  #8  
Old December 31st 07, 08:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

Oyzterz, diz iz gud,... I thinked i seed her ofur der wafez a paw inna
direshun of petunia anna sundanze... Tiger
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:02:15 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's little, agile
paws typed:

Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?


[A large porter glows and twinkles, and out of it drives a sleek
Bugatti Atlantique from the 1930s, with two grey Chartreaux in the
front seats, and a sleek, dark brown boy-cat in the rear]

'Allo mine furiends! How eez efurrykitty?

Concatulationz Mlle. Pitoonya an M. Sundance - Briget an myownself
eez so happy to joyne yourselves at zeez luffly okasion! An I haff
brought sum goodiez fur zee party: lotz of luffly white nip-winez
from zee Loire Valley to accompany zee seefuds, lotz ov nip-shampayne
fur zee Noo Yeerz Eef toastz an a few casez ov Oysterz frum Britanny
fur a snack!

Ahh yes, an on zee way, I piked up M. 'Ercule Lenoir.

[A large Havana Brown kitty emerges from the car] 'Allo efurrykitty;
'ow eez efurrywon? 'as anykitty seen Mlle. Rebecca?

--
à bientôt,

Jacques



  #9  
Old December 31st 07, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

lets go, TV, who kant wate
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote in message
...
'Allo mine furiends! How eez efurrykitty?

Concatulationz Mlle. Pitoonya an M. Sundance - Briget an myownself
eez so happy to joyne yourselves at zeez luffly okasion! An I haff
brought sum goodiez fur zee party: lotz of luffly white nip-winez
from zee Loire Valley to accompany zee seefuds, lotz ov nip-shampayne
fur zee Noo Yeerz Eef toastz an a few casez ov Oysterz frum Britanny
fur a snack!

Ahh yes, an on zee way, I piked up M. 'Ercule Lenoir.

[A large Havana Brown kitty emerges from the car] 'Allo efurrykitty;
'ow eez efurrywon? 'as anykitty seen Mlle. Rebecca?


Meow, Inspector and Bridget! And meow, Hercule. I believe Rebecca is
around here someplace.

So, who would like to join me on the cruise by the base of the falls?
The kitty tour boat is - special! I can guarantee that you will get to
experience a cruise unlike anything the human's tour boat can offer.

Cleo



  #10  
Old December 31st 07, 09:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Enwinkmint Pardy at da Fawllz

Fangu! Fangu!
We ar sooo hapy tu see yu awl!
--
Pitô.ônya & Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
The entire howze of asher/grass arrife via porter poof...

here we iz!!!

Tiger anna MME. A
TV anna HRH Cleopatra
Chester anna Lucy
OEJ anna STT
Stormmee anna Rosco
Trudi anna BK

Concatulationz!!!


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pit2nya and Sundance vroooommmm up on dere motorsykel
Dat wuz wun gud fishy dinner and ryde!
Weer iz efurrybody?
I thot dey wud be heer fur owr enwinkmint pardy awlreddy.
I gezz we ar da foizt wunz heer.
At leezt we kin watsh da sunrize tugedder, Sunnydanze.

I wunner huu wyll be kummin?

--
Pitô.ônya






 




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