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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I run 4 sheriff!
Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I run 4 sheriff!
Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question for the debaters. A cat is sleeping peacefully on the bed and all of a sudden the bedroom is invaded by humans and they start chasing the cat around. Then they take the cat to the metalmonster and take him to TED for no reason. The cat complains to the Catmerica Police Department. What does the sheriff do about it? Nathan |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
I run 4 sheriff!
Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise A question for the debaters. The cat wants attention now and the human is sitting at the computer. The cat gets up and walks back and forth between the monitor and the human and starts washing the human's hand. The human makes the cat get on the floor. What should be done about that? Clarence |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
Large yellow gentlemancat just sighs and walks away... sometimez it izunt efin wurth a lekture, Tiger Ne1 not vote 4 me, I beet dem up. "Lovable Louise" Hey Louise, why do you want to beat up cats? The Sheriff of Catmerica is supposed to help cats when their humans misbehave! Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
On 3 Jul 2006 16:55:22 -0700, "ClowderCat"
wrote: Large yellow gentlemancat just sighs and walks away... sometimez it izunt efin wurth a lekture, Tiger Ne1 not vote 4 me, I beet dem up. "Lovable Louise" Hey Louise, why do you want to beat up cats? The Sheriff of Catmerica is supposed to help cats when their humans misbehave! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Louise is mean. Maybe her human took her to a Ted and made her mean! I'm sure she was born a loving Pussycat. Cinder http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
i dunno 'bwot da sheriff but i thinkz diz iz where you hazta dizpline your
hooman, purrhapz efin hizzin or biten demselvez, OEJ, NOT a fan of metalmonzterz or dat nazti ted girl ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... I run 4 sheriff! Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question for the debaters. A cat is sleeping peacefully on the bed and all of a sudden the bedroom is invaded by humans and they start chasing the cat around. Then they take the cat to the metalmonster and take him to TED for no reason. The cat complains to the Catmerica Police Department. What does the sheriff do about it? Nathan |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
exzellint queskin, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... I run 4 sheriff! Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise I have a question. What does the sheriff do if a cat complains that the human refuses to feed him enough? Chester |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
diz iz alzo a gud queskin, TV
ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... I run 4 sheriff! Louise I challenge you to a debate! Wait a second, what's a debate? Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully) Accept. Start debate now. Louise A question for the debaters. The cat wants attention now and the human is sitting at the computer. The cat gets up and walks back and forth between the monitor and the human and starts washing the human's hand. The human makes the cat get on the floor. What should be done about that? Clarence |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
On Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:23:45 -0400, Adam's nimble, little paws typed:
Accept. Start debate now. Louise I haff a kwestion fur da debaterz: Whut ifn yur hooman decides to pick you up and smurgle you against yur will, cawlin yu dum stuff like "ookie wookie poo" an kissing you on yur hed when all dat you wants to do iz akt like a dignified cat and rest? Iz dat illegal in Catamerika? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaīs 7/4/2006 11:48:59 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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Sheriff Of Catmerica
Accept. Start debate now. Louise I haff a kwestion fur da debaterz: Whut ifn yur hooman decides to pick you up and smurgle you against yur will, cawlin yu dum stuff like "ookie wookie poo" an kissing you on yur hed when all dat you wants to do iz akt like a dignified cat and rest? Iz dat illegal in Catamerika? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaīs 7/4/2006 11:48:59 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net It definitely is illegal. Anything that humiliates a cat is illegal! Chester, cattorney of Catmerica law with a new law degree from the Unifursity of Michcatgan |
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