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  #71  
Old July 7th 06, 02:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Do you beat up your human?

Chester


Uv cors, wen appropriate.

"Lovable Louise"
  #72  
Old July 7th 06, 02:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What
would you do about that?

Nathan


Use claws.

"Lovable Louise"



But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they
might not be able to feed us.

Nathan


Dat their problem.

"Lovable Louise"
  #73  
Old July 7th 06, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
Do you beat up your human?

Chester


Uv cors, wen appropriate.

"Lovable Louise"


At least you're impartial!

Chester

  #74  
Old July 7th 06, 02:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Adam wrote:
We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What
would you do about that?

Nathan

Use claws.

"Lovable Louise"



But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they
might not be able to feed us.

Nathan


Dat their problem.

"Lovable Louise"


No, that's our problem because if they can't feed us we'll starve!

Nathan

  #75  
Old July 7th 06, 02:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they
might not be able to feed us.

Nathan


Dat their problem.

"Lovable Louise"



No, that's our problem because if they can't feed us we'll starve!

Nathan


I beet dem up till dey feed us.

"Lovable Louise"
  #76  
Old July 7th 06, 02:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam
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Posts: 289
Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

Do you beat up your human?

Chester


Uv cors, wen appropriate.

"Lovable Louise"


At least you're impartial!

Chester


Gud sheriff & justicat must be impartial!

"Lovable Louise"
  #77  
Old July 7th 06, 09:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

anna I iz alreadi almozt starfin, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Adam wrote:
We've noticed that the human ignores it when cats beat her up. What
would you do about that?

Nathan

Use claws.

"Lovable Louise"


But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they
might not be able to feed us.

Nathan


Dat their problem.

"Lovable Louise"


No, that's our problem because if they can't feed us we'll starve!

Nathan



  #78  
Old July 7th 06, 09:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

anna konsiztint, Tiger, pacifizt kittee
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...

Adam wrote:
Do you beat up your human?

Chester


Uv cors, wen appropriate.

"Lovable Louise"


At least you're impartial!

Chester



  #79  
Old July 11th 06, 04:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica


But we don't want to hurt the human too much. If we did that they
might not be able to feed us.

Nathan

Dat their problem.

"Lovable Louise"



No, that's our problem because if they can't feed us we'll starve!

Nathan


I beet dem up till dey feed us.

"Lovable Louise"


Have you ever beat up your human?

Nathan

  #80  
Old July 11th 06, 04:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default Sheriff Of Catmerica


Do you beat up your human?

Chester

Uv cors, wen appropriate.

"Lovable Louise"


At least you're impartial!

Chester


Gud sheriff & justicat must be impartial!

"Lovable Louise"


That's true. And a good sheriff and justicat needs to know Catmerica
laws!

Chester

 




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