Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

Well hihihi Little Kitty! Itz bin so long sins weev seen yu. Mi, dont
yu luk luvlee tunite! How hav yu been? An how iz Anti Arlene?

Kissa


Ralph & His Clowder wrote:

Little Kitty! How haf yew ben? How iz Anti Arlene? Weze sew glad yewr heer!
Ralph, handing Little Kitty the pen while Kissa admires the filmy
yellow toga

CatTayls/Little Kitty wrote:

Large black cat wearing a filmy yellow toga to match her yellow eyes
steps up to the table. She nods to Ralph, Oz, VooDoo, Kissa and Alice,
wondering if they rememfur her frum last yeer cuz she hazn't bin heer
fur a long time. She takes the beautiful pen and signs

Little Kitty, House of Knop

kule who elze wantsa danz wif uses??? Stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...
garfeeld takes stormees paw and they both skitter onto the dance floor,
and
begin dancing, enthusiatically waving black and orange tails

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
datz rite, letz go, Stormmee hafin a gud time alreadi
meeee wrote in message
...
Oh thatz rite; I cant reely go wrong, can I?
Garfeeld, happily

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
of kawz you iz a gud danzer you iz a kat, Stormmee, confident about
some
thingz
meeee wrote in message
...
I iz glad yu likez them Stormee. *Garfeeld blushes* an I dussnt mind
yu
stompng on mi feet a bit. This is mi furst danse, so I mite stomp a
bit
tu,
even if i tri furry hard not to. Tu be honest, I'm worreed i mite
not
be
a
gud danser, but i wants tu tri ennyway. Shall we?
Garfeeld
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
sure doze flowerz iz so kule, anna i on purpoze didnt wear
sandalz,
efin
doh
trudi sayed i wuz incifilized... I figured it wuuld be nizerta da
boykittez
i danzed wif ifin i didnt haf dem on mine pawz ta stomp on ofur
pawz
wif,
Readi ta danze... Stormmee
meeee wrote in message
...

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:37:16 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 06 Oct 2006 17:32:17 -0700, Ralph & His Clowder
wrote:

[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but
elegant

table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow
hues
and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table
is
arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a
moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur
Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table
for
so
many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at
the
Bridj
and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before
passing
the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David,
with
Fred
T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre,
and
Jane
Grey.



Cinder signing in for myself and for my shy sister Beauty.
Also
remembering Beast and Snowball and Mietze and all the
departed-to-the
-Bridge cats of the McMaster house.

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147


(Bear extends his arm to escort Cinder, ifn she wood like)

Cinder accepts Bear's arm, and they move to the dance floor of
the
Colliseum. "This is my first formal dance", Cinder admits. "But
you
have a magnificent Tuxedo. I'm impressed. Let's have a dance
for
all
the kitties who can't be here tonight"
Beauty watches from the stands as the danse begins.


All tha Orinjcat kittiez turn as the music starts. Garfeeld runs
up
to
Stormee, bows, an presents her with a large, if somewhat messy,
bunch
of
pink and white Carnations.

'Hello Stormee....wow yu luks amayzing!! Yur fur is sew shiny!!
Wud
yu
du
me
tha Onna of dansin tha furst danse wif me??'

Garfeeld secretly hoping he won't trip over.

[Kissa extendz hur paw] Welkum Piglet, Scooter an Maggie! Itz alwayz
nys tu meet noo furrendz. Tiger, fangu fur introdoosing us tu yur famblee.


Stormmee wrote:

the porter twinkles and out step a very very large husky looking dog, maybe
some sheppard... and a smaller but stocky dog that iz definitely charpea and
lab mixed, between them they carry a basket, each holding a handl...

they slowly approach the table and set down the basket... a small siameze
mix pokes her crosseyed head out and she looks arownd... ok den i willz sign
in fur uses...
Piglet, howze of barnes
Scooter howze of barnes...
Maggie, howze of roads...

Piglet lukz arownd fur tiger...

Tiger sees them enter and hears the rustle that only a d*g can cause...

when he arrives back at the table he introduces his family to ralph and
kissa...

piglet is the kitty that owned Bob, the hooman, howze of barnes... This
large dog is scooter, she shared ownership of said hooman, and maggie here
owned the son of Bob, the hooman, they are here to pay theirz respekts anna
hopefully help theirz hearts ta heal, piglet is veri spekal as herself
singlepawed catverted the hooman furm disliking cats to lofing them,

Tiger shows the 2 d*gs and piglet to a qweet table in the bak where they can
watch but be owt of the way as they are all veri nurfus...

tiger brings them drinks and fud an leafz dem ta talk amung themselves...

I am galad youguyz kuld come, if you need anithin i willz be down furnt wif
mine wife kitty, i willz introduze you to efurione elze later, i knowz diz
iza rough time fur allof yourselves, Tiger
Ralph & His Clowder wrote in message
...

[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane Grey.

piglet see the paw but scooters nose moves ever so gently towards piglets
paw and gets it to the outstreched one so they can shake paws, the 2 D*gs
bow and smile but do not want to startle ani cat so do not lick or try and
shake paws...

I iz glad dey iz so welcume here, dey iz gud people as der hooman usta say,
Tiger
From the House of Rennie wrote in message
...
[Kissa extendz hur paw] Welkum Piglet, Scooter an Maggie! Itz alwayz
nys tu meet noo furrendz. Tiger, fangu fur introdoosing us tu yur
famblee.


Stormmee wrote:

the porter twinkles and out step a very very large husky looking dog,
maybe
some sheppard... and a smaller but stocky dog that iz definitely charpea
and
lab mixed, between them they carry a basket, each holding a handl...

they slowly approach the table and set down the basket... a small
siameze
mix pokes her crosseyed head out and she looks arownd... ok den i willz
sign
in fur uses...
Piglet, howze of barnes
Scooter howze of barnes...
Maggie, howze of roads...

Piglet lukz arownd fur tiger...

Tiger sees them enter and hears the rustle that only a d*g can cause...

when he arrives back at the table he introduces his family to ralph and
kissa...

piglet is the kitty that owned Bob, the hooman, howze of barnes... This
large dog is scooter, she shared ownership of said hooman, and maggie
here
owned the son of Bob, the hooman, they are here to pay theirz respekts
anna
hopefully help theirz hearts ta heal, piglet is veri spekal as herself
singlepawed catverted the hooman furm disliking cats to lofing them,

Tiger shows the 2 d*gs and piglet to a qweet table in the bak where they
can
watch but be owt of the way as they are all veri nurfus...

tiger brings them drinks and fud an leafz dem ta talk amung
themselves...

I am galad youguyz kuld come, if you need anithin i willz be down furnt
wif
mine wife kitty, i willz introduze you to efurione elze later, i knowz
diz
iza rough time fur allof yourselves, Tiger
Ralph & His Clowder wrote in message
...

[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane
Grey.

Weez ar furry glad yu cud be heer tunite tu selebrayt wif us, da passing
uv luvved wunz hoo hav gone tu da Bridj dis past yeer. Purrleez dude
let Mietze node yur lost luvved wunz naymz, an she will most surtinlee
inclood dem in da final calling uv naymz

Kissa


Ralph & His Clowder wrote:

[Ralph turns the guestbook towards Luthien and Muezza Glorio]

Frendz, yew ar most welcome tu sine ar gestbook! All catz ar welkum sew
yew arnt g8crashurz atta all. Ana dont wurry abowt togaz -- der is a
majic bakpak goin arownd dat kin suppli yew wif togaz if yew wish, but
itz fine iffn yew want tu stay furclad. Aftur all, catz ar alweighz
dresst rite!

We hope yew kin help yewr leeky human heel hur hart -- datz ware dat
leeks cum frum, yew kno. Ana if yew ask Mietze, I fink she will add
yewr famblee atta Bridj tu the list fur da finull calling uv da naymez.

Ralph,



Stormmee wrote:

the porter twinkles and out step a very very large husky looking dog,
maybe
some sheppard... and a smaller but stocky dog that iz definitely
charpea and
lab mixed, between them they carry a basket, each holding a handl...



tension wrote:

A strange tortie colour flash twinkle from teleporter makes everyone
look:
What is this? Strangers at the Jellicle Ball?
Well, feline strangers at least, thank Bast!
One elegant ladycat in dark smokey grey & white shorthair,
accompanied by very small, young black panther:

Hmm....we seem 2 haf stumbld in2 der ultimit partee heer!
Dey will tink we g8-krash. Letz lion up 2 sine da gest buk
anna mebbe dey will let us in?

Ize Luthien the Elder, anna dis heer iz mineown noo
atoptet brudder Muezza Glorio...we haf lost much
familee not on yur list but wee arr aking insyd.
Teleporter brot us heer becos owr hyoomaan
wuz leekin lotz tonyt. Mae wee sine yur
buk on B-haff of owr falln wunz?

sorry wee got know togaz.

-luthien tinuviel pussycat
-muezza (glorio) glorfindel

Ralph & His Clowder wrote:
[Ralph turns the guestbook towards Luthien and Muezza Glorio]

Frendz, yew ar most welcome tu sine ar gestbook! All catz ar welkum sew
yew arnt g8crashurz atta all. Ana dont wurry abowt togaz -- der is a
majic bakpak goin arownd dat kin suppli yew wif togaz if yew wish, but
itz fine iffn yew want tu stay furclad. Aftur all, catz ar alweighz
dresst rite!

We hope yew kin help yewr leeky human heel hur hart -- datz ware dat
leeks cum frum, yew kno. Ana if yew ask Mietze, I fink she will add
yewr famblee atta Bridj tu the list fur da finull calling uv da naymez.

OK Ize wil sine 4 owr howce, butt Ize wil add (Ize a Math Cat U C)
naymz frum udder ears 2, iff dats OK......

Houce uv Abraham:

Sasha (1981)
Meekah (1982)
Sarah (1989)
Missy (2000)
Caitlin (2004)
Zildjian Galadriel (2004)
Shamus (1996)----Ornerary Cat (reelly a d*g, butt hee wuz owr besstest
frend ever)

Wee wud B veree honurd 2 B inclood inn the list.
Owr leeky hyoomaan iz veree speshul for attending the orgnal
Jellicle Ball at Drury Layne Theeetr inn Lundun inn 1985 and
sent uss wiz gift uv nawlige.....

Leeky hyoomaan wuz detecting sorc uv Anonny Mous Poster hoo
wuz rekking grups and hez just sumwun hoo wuz testing hiz
programz and know hez gonn sew know wurreez. It wuznt
Bobcatz folt. And butt inn detecting him...wee gott wiplashd
rite into the Jellicle Ball how luckee 4 uss!!

OK know wee try 4 nyc toga! well, not Muezza.Glorio,
hee iz veree smoll 4 Jellicle Ball and mrrrps that hee
will stay inn hiz shiney blak satinn furr wich iz
veree 4mal az itt iz.

--luthien

It'z so nice to meet yew, too, Kissa. We may have met before, an I know
I've seen yew before, but I git to da Communitee so seldum deze days ...
Yew an Ralph haf done a reely luvly job wif da Gest Buk an table -- I
know efurrykitty appreeshiates how yew've kept up da tradishuns so well.
--Talisker Pippin, finking uv alla Jellicle Balls past

[Kissa offurz Talisker Pippin her paw]

--Talisker Pippin & Sherry her Hoomin (Visit us at Bitterroot Manor at
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1240/)

Stormmee wrote:
TV sees the necomumerz anna brings the majik bak pak to the table...

he sets the bak pak down anna opinz it... when you iz dun sinin da buk, hold
yourown pawz ofur da bakpak anna say your kolur anna size anna a toga willz
pop owt furm da bakpak, ifin you wantz sandals anna reefz say da kolur agin
anna dey willz pop owt, petunia gifed me da xtraz anna dey iz inhere, anna
da bakpak kan make more ifin you sayes da kulur, TV allatime glad fur new
furndz...

alzo ifin you tell dat purti brown tabby girl da namez of your lofonez anna
deir howze den dey can be added to da lizt fur the lazt callin, TV furndele
like

Hay fanks! Nyc 2 meat U TV. OK Ize dun sind buk. Ize trying
4 toga hear....grey silk will du mee fyn fankz muchly inn syz
mejum long & skinnee. Muezza.Glorio izz gon over dere....
hez trying 2 tok 2 doz Roman Feralz sins he duzznt tok
at all eksept Mrrrp coz mouce gott his skweekee meow.
Reely he soundz lyk a mouce Purrleeez nobuddy pownc
on him he reely izz catt nott mouce!!

--luthien

Stormmee wrote:
Trudi approachez da table,... deriz no strangerz in diz comuniti, Trudi,
glad fur newkomerz... anna besidez she readed 'bowt deze newkomerz onanofur
grup...lettin owt dat soft lurkez ofur plazes

High Trudi fankz 4 welcomb...and owrown hyoomaan duz
member Urown hyooman 2. And Bobcat 2, and Garfeeldz
hyoomaan 2 yess. wee donnit feel sew strange heer
after all!

--luthien

there is a qweet vibratshum anna then *pop* anna the exact toga is in the
paws of the cat who requested it, the bak pak kontinues ta vibruate and tv
says... reef or samdals?
tension wrote in message
ups.com...

Stormmee wrote:
TV sees the necomumerz anna brings the majik bak pak to the table...

he sets the bak pak down anna opinz it... when you iz dun sinin da buk,
hold
yourown pawz ofur da bakpak anna say your kolur anna size anna a toga
willz
pop owt furm da bakpak, ifin you wantz sandals anna reefz say da kolur
agin
anna dey willz pop owt, petunia gifed me da xtraz anna dey iz inhere,
anna
da bakpak kan make more ifin you sayes da kulur, TV allatime glad fur
new
furndz...

alzo ifin you tell dat purti brown tabby girl da namez of your lofonez
anna
deir howze den dey can be added to da lizt fur the lazt callin, TV
furndele
like

Hay fanks! Nyc 2 meat U TV. OK Ize dun sind buk. Ize trying
4 toga hear....grey silk will du mee fyn fankz muchly inn syz
mejum long & skinnee. Muezza.Glorio izz gon over dere....
hez trying 2 tok 2 doz Roman Feralz sins he duzznt tok
at all eksept Mrrrp coz mouce gott his skweekee meow.
Reely he soundz lyk a mouce Purrleeez nobuddy pownc
on him he reely izz catt nott mouce!!

--luthien