What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

It iz gonna be a looooonnngggg week iffin he keepz diz up.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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porter twinklez anna anofur kilo of nip iz shoved out, soft
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Hihiiiiiii Piglett .. I ugreeee wff yerownself. Diz dum guy iz en da
rongh groop n jest wuntz tew kauz trubblz n hoo needz
hisownself?..harrumph. Mrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Diz grooop iz were usses kitties
speek n we hab owr oan wanguage, catspeak, n iffen heeeee duzznt wike
usses, den him kan go uhway n not boffer usses gno moar. ..Dumm trole.
Yoo awl tryd tew gib hym uh nise chanse, but he wuz tew meen.
Yoo r awl tew be komended fur tryin tew be nise. Fank yerownselfz vury
mutch.
Luffs
Mosey

Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately.
Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes
for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta
giff u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.
"Dave"
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food
to
make him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper
amount.

Piglett raises her head from a slight overdose of nip. "Auntie Soft dont
hold urown breaff, diz kine dont pologize.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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we await your apology and departure, soft
"Dave" wrote in message
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Christine BA wrote:
30.3.2010 1:20, Dave kirjoitti:
I thought this was place to exchange info on cats, not act like a
bunch of children. I've come here in the past, and don't remember
this foolishness.

Rec.pets.cats.community has used meowchat for as long as I remember.
I'm not all that fond of it either, but tend to lurk here anyway.
There are other rec.pets.cats groups too. For example if it's health
issues you want to look into, check out rec.pets.cats.health+behav.

You know what? I think the health+behavior group is the one I've used in
the past. I think I'll go there. Aside from its being more geared
toward the advice I'm seeking, I can't stomach this so-called meowchat.
Ridiculous. It's exactly the sort of foolishness that gives cat owners a
bad name. Thanks, Christine.

BTW, I used to date a Fin. She and her sisters were born there, but grew
up here in the states. They all had Finnish names that were a bit of a
challenge for my American tongue. Her parents' names were really tough,
but I have to admit, I did a pretty good job with them. In fact, the
first time I met her younger sister, the sister remarked on how well I
pronounced my girlfriend's name. (Most people didn't do too well.)

Thanks, again.

-Dave

well i figured wine allatimez makez da soft feelz betterer, so nip mite hep
yoursuf, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
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Fangu, I needed dat.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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*porter twinklez* a humain hand shoves through a kilo of nip for
piglette...

soft
"Granby" wrote in message
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Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately.
Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes
for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta
giff u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.
"Dave" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food
to
make him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper
amount.

yez beclawz da softz handz iz stiff anna swelled furm herown road trip so
mofin da nip iz a challenge, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
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It iz gonna be a looooonnngggg week iffin he keepz diz up.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
porter twinklez anna anofur kilo of nip iz shoved out, soft
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Hihiiiiiii Piglett .. I ugreeee wff yerownself. Diz dum guy iz en da
rongh groop n jest wuntz tew kauz trubblz n hoo needz
hisownself?..harrumph. Mrrrrrrrrrrrt!! Diz grooop iz were usses kitties
speek n we hab owr oan wanguage, catspeak, n iffen heeeee duzznt wike
usses, den him kan go uhway n not boffer usses gno moar. ..Dumm trole.
Yoo awl tryd tew gib hym uh nise chanse, but he wuz tew meen.
Yoo r awl tew be komended fur tryin tew be nise. Fank yerownselfz vury
mutch.
Luffs
Mosey

Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately.
Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes
for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta
giff u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.
"Dave"
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of
food to
make him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper
amount.

i would be happy with the departure, soft
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglett raises her head from a slight overdose of nip. "Auntie Soft dont
hold urown breaff, diz kine dont pologize.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
we await your apology and departure, soft
"Dave" wrote in message
...
Christine BA wrote:
30.3.2010 1:20, Dave kirjoitti:
I thought this was place to exchange info on cats, not act like a
bunch of children. I've come here in the past, and don't remember
this foolishness.

Rec.pets.cats.community has used meowchat for as long as I remember.
I'm not all that fond of it either, but tend to lurk here anyway.
There are other rec.pets.cats groups too. For example if it's health
issues you want to look into, check out rec.pets.cats.health+behav.

You know what? I think the health+behavior group is the one I've used
in the past. I think I'll go there. Aside from its being more geared
toward the advice I'm seeking, I can't stomach this so-called meowchat.
Ridiculous. It's exactly the sort of foolishness that gives cat owners
a bad name. Thanks, Christine.

BTW, I used to date a Fin. She and her sisters were born there, but
grew up here in the states. They all had Finnish names that were a bit
of a challenge for my American tongue. Her parents' names were really
tough, but I have to admit, I did a pretty good job with them. In fact,
the first time I met her younger sister, the sister remarked on how well
I pronounced my girlfriend's name. (Most people didn't do too well.)


Thanks, again.

-Dave

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.

Newsflash: rec.pets.cats.community is the newsgroup where meowchat is
spoken. That is the express purpose for which the group was created.
Those of us who participate recognize it as fun, humorous,
light-hearted, creative, and relaxing. If you don't, then STFU and go
elsewhere. You opened the wrong door and entered the wrong room; it is
now time for you to leave and find the proper venue. We don't care a
whit what you think of meowchat or it's practitioners.

We are glad to hear that your feline companion is well. I will ask,
though, that you be more open and understanding of kitty's
eccentricities than you are of your fellow cat lover's eccentricities.

Now please FOAD.

Amelia T Cat

the now very tired soft pushes yet anothr kilo of nip through the porter
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to
make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.

Newsflash: rec.pets.cats.community is the newsgroup where meowchat is
spoken. That is the express purpose for which the group was created.
Those of us who participate recognize it as fun, humorous,
light-hearted, creative, and relaxing. If you don't, then STFU and go
elsewhere. You opened the wrong door and entered the wrong room; it is
now time for you to leave and find the proper venue. We don't care a
whit what you think of meowchat or it's practitioners.

We are glad to hear that your feline companion is well. I will ask,
though, that you be more open and understanding of kitty's
eccentricities than you are of your fellow cat lover's eccentricities.

Now please FOAD.

Amelia T Cat

On Mar 29, 9:49*pm, "Dave" wrote:
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. *We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun. However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. *It may just be a growing
thing. *Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply cannot
abide the meowchat. *Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly childish.
You must know that. *Don't you? *Would you accept people in a child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? *I doubt it.

Look, moron, there's a couple of simple lessons you seem to have never
learned:

1: Other people like different things than you do.
2: When you run into people who have different interests than yours,
shut up and go away.

Why did you go out of your way to make enemies? No one here ****ed in
your oatimeal.


BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is just
a little piglet. *I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.

I hope your cat finds a good home.

--
Will in New Haven

On Mar 29, 10:23*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately. *Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. *I iz done wiff you. I triedta giff u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.

Don' wurry Piglett, iff he isn' a compleet asshat he will leev neow.
Diss "I don' wike meowchat" is eyethur simply troo, in wich cas he
hass no reeson to steigh, or iz a disoness cover four "I wanna hurt
peepls feelins," in wich cas hee will stik aroun. In ENNY cas, I am
turnin mine back an kickin dirty stuffs on him.

Wuv, Wascal
--
Wascal

unca will, you mada soft spit herown coffee all ofur mine furz, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 9:49 pm, "Dave" wrote:
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.

Look, moron, there's a couple of simple lessons you seem to have never
learned:

1: Other people like different things than you do.
2: When you run into people who have different interests than yours,
shut up and go away.

Why did you go out of your way to make enemies? No one here ****ed in
your oatimeal.


BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.

I hope your cat finds a good home.

--
Will in New Haven