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  #41  
Old March 30th 10, 04:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

trudi takez not of diz purtektif pozt, ... smilez and iz efin fonder of diz
mancat,
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 10:23 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately. Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta giff
u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.


Don' wurry Piglett, iff he isn' a compleet asshat he will leev neow.
Diss "I don' wike meowchat" is eyethur simply troo, in wich cas he
hass no reeson to steigh, or iz a disoness cover four "I wanna hurt
peepls feelins," in wich cas hee will stik aroun. In ENNY cas, I am
turnin mine back an kickin dirty stuffs on him.

Wuv, Wascal
--
Wascal


  #42  
Old March 30th 10, 05:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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And I, the Gramby, spitted, spat, whatever, soda allover my desk and Miz
Piglett who is not happy about it al all.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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unca will, you mada soft spit herown coffee all ofur mine furz, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 9:49 pm, "Dave" wrote:
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.


So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.


Look, moron, there's a couple of simple lessons you seem to have never
learned:

1: Other people like different things than you do.
2: When you run into people who have different interests than yours,
shut up and go away.

Why did you go out of your way to make enemies? No one here ****ed in
your oatimeal.


BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.


I hope your cat finds a good home.

--
Will in New Haven



  #43  
Old March 30th 10, 05:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

da soft iz readin dat bbq grup agin anna hersuf iz laffin butted her iz
notted dwink in animore coffee rite now, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
And I, the Gramby, spitted, spat, whatever, soda allover my desk and Miz
Piglett who is not happy about it al all.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
unca will, you mada soft spit herown coffee all ofur mine furz, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 9:49 pm, "Dave" wrote:
Granby wrote:
Maybe you need one of the health groups or rpca. We rather enjoy
meowchat here and I am sorry it is below your standards for fun.
However,
we are interested in your kitty and hope you will post when
you figure out the source of the problem. It may just be a growing
thing. Lots of luck.

So while I do (really) appreciate your concern for my cat, I simply
cannot
abide the meowchat. Honestly, it's not playful; it's hopelessly
childish.
You must know that. Don't you? Would you accept people in a
child-rearing
newgroup using babytalk? I doubt it.


Look, moron, there's a couple of simple lessons you seem to have never
learned:

1: Other people like different things than you do.
2: When you run into people who have different interests than yours,
shut up and go away.

Why did you go out of your way to make enemies? No one here ****ed in
your oatimeal.


BTW, I've spoken to the vet, and it's really looking like my kitten is
just
a little piglet. I'm just going increase his daily amount of food to
make
him satified, then try very gradually reducing it to the proper amount.


I hope your cat finds a good home.

--
Will in New Haven





  #44  
Old March 30th 10, 05:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

Fangu Wascal, Wuv 2 u, Piglett
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 10:23 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately. Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta giff
u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.


Don' wurry Piglett, iff he isn' a compleet asshat he will leev neow.
Diss "I don' wike meowchat" is eyethur simply troo, in wich cas he
hass no reeson to steigh, or iz a disoness cover four "I wanna hurt
peepls feelins," in wich cas hee will stik aroun. In ENNY cas, I am
turnin mine back an kickin dirty stuffs on him.

Wuv, Wascal
--
Wascal


  #45  
Old March 30th 10, 05:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

more notez inna skort buk, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
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Fangu Wascal, Wuv 2 u, Piglett
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 29, 10:23 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Mineown name iz Piglett and I don preciate you kalling ur mancat dat
namez.
If we wuz razin barekittens (human babies) we wudz ackt propiately. Lotza
peoplez do like meowchat dat iz why da internetz hazza lotz of plazes for
evven stuff shirts like yourown selvz. I iz done wiff you. I triedta giff
u
urown spaze ann u makez funof mine.


Don' wurry Piglett, iff he isn' a compleet asshat he will leev neow.
Diss "I don' wike meowchat" is eyethur simply troo, in wich cas he
hass no reeson to steigh, or iz a disoness cover four "I wanna hurt
peepls feelins," in wich cas hee will stik aroun. In ENNY cas, I am
turnin mine back an kickin dirty stuffs on him.

Wuv, Wascal
--
Wascal




  #46  
Old March 30th 10, 06:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 30, 11:54*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
unca will, you mada soft spit herown coffee all ofur mine furz, MH


GIFF MH treet. He prolly don' WIKE koffee. Mine doggy Bear wike Koffee
butted nokitty duz dat I gno ob.
Dat rood man mayd Uncl Bill kina mad. Butted neow hee iz laffin.

--
Missy
  #47  
Old March 30th 10, 06:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 30, 11:56*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
trudi takez not of diz purtektif pozt, ... smilez and iz efin fonder of diz
mancat,


blushes at da comlument

Aw, shuks

--
Wascal
  #48  
Old March 30th 10, 07:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

Christine BA wrote:
30.3.2010 2:46, Dave kirjoitti:
snip

BTW, I used to date a Fin. She and her sisters were born there, but
grew up here in the states. They all had Finnish names that were a
bit of a challenge for my American tongue. Her parents' names were
really tough, but I have to admit, I did a pretty good job with
them. In fact, the first time I met her younger sister, the sister
remarked on how well I pronounced my girlfriend's name. (Most
people didn't do too well.) Thanks, again.

-Dave


We're NOT Fins, we're Finns!!
Fins are on fishes...


OMG...yes, you're right! By bad! Sorry!


  #49  
Old March 30th 10, 07:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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We nude himself wud be bak. Piglett knowing dis man duz haff a senze of
humor, in spite of hisownself!!!!
"Dave" wrote in message
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Christine BA wrote:
30.3.2010 2:46, Dave kirjoitti:
snip

BTW, I used to date a Fin. She and her sisters were born there, but
grew up here in the states. They all had Finnish names that were a
bit of a challenge for my American tongue. Her parents' names were
really tough, but I have to admit, I did a pretty good job with
them. In fact, the first time I met her younger sister, the sister
remarked on how well I pronounced my girlfriend's name. (Most
people didn't do too well.) Thanks, again.

-Dave


We're NOT Fins, we're Finns!!
Fins are on fishes...


OMG...yes, you're right! By bad! Sorry!



  #50  
Old March 30th 10, 07:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default What's with the phonetic kitty talk?

i minsuf duzint liksa coffee butted chester da ingester duz, himz slurped
sum owtta da softz cup when hersuf putted in sum milk... anna ofur day himz
taked a slurp afur himz eated da donut, MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Mar 30, 11:54 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
unca will, you mada soft spit herown coffee all ofur mine furz, MH


GIFF MH treet. He prolly don' WIKE koffee. Mine doggy Bear wike Koffee
butted nokitty duz dat I gno ob.
Dat rood man mayd Uncl Bill kina mad. Butted neow hee iz laffin.

--
Missy


 




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