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Rood hoomins
On Jan 3, 3:51*pm, Cheryl wrote:
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon! Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates. Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining. * Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???' Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins? -- Sam & Cinnamon Dis is soso rood! Poor Cinnamon! Shees jist a lil gudmannered kitty n shoodnt be spoke tu lyke dat! Ahees jist tryin tu make up hur mynd. She shood jist show hur dirgust by leefin a lil deposit unner da bed.....or a lil hurk inna bed. Dat shood teatch yure hoomin sum mannurs! Tsk tsk.... Harry Gordon whu dus da hurky bit qwite wegularly. |
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Rood hoomins
dis is furry furry usual. effurry dai my hoomin says i eet too much fudz and he s t a r v e s myself! dis is beyonn rood. beauty Thatz awful!! Ower Meomie is sumtymes slo refillin thu bowl wen it gets empty inna middul uv thu nite or wen shez at werk inna day, but she duztn make comments bout ower eetin. Dat iz awful. Beauty Wee dunt gotz gno problumz wiff owr fudz. Meowmie taykes gud kare uff dat n Pa gitz usses gud fudz n no kitty heer iz ovurwate. PookyKat wayz 20 lbz, but hee iz awl mussle. My comment about Beauty's eating. My goal is 5 kilos, or 4.3 kilos How much is a kilo compared to a pound asks Kyla? according to the vet, who is overambitious. John the human https://sites.google.com/site/weighi...ts/home/beauty |
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Rood hoomins
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon! Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates. Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining. Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???' Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins? -- Sam & Cinnamon Dis is soso rood! Poor Cinnamon! Shees jist a lil gudmannered kitty n shoodnt be spoke tu lyke dat! Ahees jist tryin tu make up hur mynd. She shood jist show hur dirgust by leefin a lil deposit unner da bed.....or a lil hurk inna bed. Dat shood teatch yure hoomin sum mannurs! Tsk tsk.... Harry Gordon whu dus da hurky bit qwite wegularly. Datz gnot nise uff yer Meomie tew sai dem rood fingz tew Cinnie. Nope. Usses iznt stoopid. Nope. wee iz awl indoor kittiez. wen Pa goze owt tew bai fudz, mai hoomin mom hazta lok mee en Paz bafroom befur he komez hoam cuz ai wuntz tew dash owt da doar. Pa ulwuyz kallz hur on hiz sellfone tew tel hur he iz on hiz wai hoam Mosey, PookyKat, his wink Sqweex, n dere dotter Pipps, hoo iz wooking fur uh nise mankat...hur iz 5 yeers old gnow. Pee ess, Mosey heer, ai dus da hurky bit wen ai eet inny kynd uff kibbul...mrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!! |
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Rood hoomins
"Cheryl" wrote in message
... Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: Wy in da whirlt did day hab da skreemz puttid on da innysyde ov da windo??? Ower'z skreemz iz on da owtsyde, so I only get in trubbel if da glassywindo iz opin, an da dum skwirril runz by.. Itz a weerd compulkated hoomin fing, butted basikly Meomie dint luk at thu windos furst. Thu old windos had skreens onna outside, an wuz singul-hung. Butted they wuznt legul windos bekus thu law sez they hasta opin enuff fur a hoomin tu git out if they iz inna bedrum. Thu hous wuz bilt befur these laws, wich is OK, butted if yu replayces thu windos yu hasta follow thu law. An thu spayce wuznt big enuff fur legul singul or dubble hung windos, so thu kontraktor sez yu gotta git casement windos wif a line tu make them luk like single-hung windos (fur thu herritaj rools). An Meomie sed OK, known thiz iz thu law, an dint akshually chek were the skreens wuz inside or out. Butted uv corse thu casement opins out ann thu skreen iz onna in. She kin take thu skreens out inna wintur, but shez fraid she'll furget tu put them bak in an wun uv us will fall out. Shez hopin (or feerin) tu git more werk don onna hous this summer, inkludin a windo onna bak bedrum, but theers more spayce theer, an shez deturmined tu git anothur type uv windo - singul or duble hung, wif skreens onna out. (She had bin hopin tu get thu bak fixed las tyme, butted thu toonas wuz tutu much. She showed thu kontraktor that rum, an sed she uses it az a sewin rum, an he sed it still needs a big windo cuz it haz a kloset, so city hall finks itz a bedrum. Thu windo theer now duznt opin attall, so itz illegal. Old houses is offin illega, i finks.) -- Sam (((sigh))) wudn't ya kno it...My catdolencez. -- Pitô.ônya |
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