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Old October 15th 16, 10:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Default Jellicle Ball 2016 opens

[Rebecca takes the stage in the main hall.]

Welkum kitteez an frenz to da 2016 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin we gatherz to rememfur owr departid frenz an lubbed wunz, an to injoy eech uther's kumpany. Pleez be shur to sine da gestbuk an take one uv da rainbow hankees dat Mosey haz bringed fur ussez. Mennee uv owr noo frenz heer iz not familyer wif da kustomz uv da Jellicle Ball, so pleez hewp dem if dey haz kweschunz or iznt shur whut to do.

Wunce agin we haz bin blessed to find a wunnerful place to hab dis yeer'z festiviteez. Dis place haz seed tragedy resintly, an yet it iz rekuvverin. We haz made noo frenz heer, frenz dat we hope will find kumfurt in owr serrymoniez an sellybrashunz.

I will now explane da skejool uv eventz fur dis eevnin. In a fyoo momintz, Daisy-chan will agin onner owrownselvez wif da callin uv namez. Dis iz a list uv da luvved wunz dat haz leeved ussez an haz not bin called at a preevius Ball, an it iz da central event of da Ball. After dat, yoo iz all welkum to giv a "tribyoot", which iz a liddle speech abowt a departid luvved wun. It werkz bestest if eech noo tribyoot iz in a noo thred.

Durin dis time, dere will be fudz served in da dining hall. Dere iz TV skreenz dere so dat we kan see an heer da tribyoots wile we eetz. Dis yeer Fluffykitz haz purrvided fudz fur mennee more diet rekwiremintz dan uzual, so dat dere iz sumfing fur awl owrown noo frenz. Yoo may like to try sum of da fudz dat we haznt had befur.

A liddle later dere will also be mewsik fur dansin, purrvided by M. Hercule Lenoir. Later still, arown midnite, we lukz up at da sky to see if da Rainbow Bridge will appeer, wif owr departid luvved wunz frum dis yeer an preevius yeerz lukkin down on ussez. Wun of owrown tradishunz iz to sing "Cat Anjil" to dem, an dey offin singz bak to ussez.

Finulee, juss befur sunrize, I will annowntz da final callin of namez, an Daisy-chan will reed dem wun last time. If yoo wantz ennee name added to dis yeer's list, Daisy-chan will need it befur dis time.

Yoo mite like to remind yurown hoomin sekkaterriez dat da Ball iz on RPCC time, which iz difurent frum hoomin time. Wile da Ball takes place in wun day an nite of kitty time, it kud be sefural dayz of hoomin time. Yoo wud not want yurown hoomin to stop postin fur yoo too soon!

An now, pleez lissen respeckfullee wile Daisy-chan callz dis yeer'z names.

[Rebecca goes to sit beside Hercule.]
 




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