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Dere was a EARFQUAKE!
Da scariest fing happened today - we had a EARFQUAKE! A really big one!
Dis afternoon we was all doing our usual stuff. Cleocatra was in da bedroom window on greebling sentry duty, Amelia was in da livig room window doing d-thing and miniature human lookout duty, Tabifa was in da security center under da recliner (you know, da room wif all the monitors connected to da closed-circuit cameras outside?), and I was under the bed nappi- errr, meditating. Den suddenly dis loud noise started, like a kittyeatertrainmonster coming by. Amelia knows all about doze, so her tail got all fluffy (really fluffy, not fat-fluffy like da rest of her). Den da ground started to shake. It shaked a whole lot - I thought da house was going to fall down! I was furry scared, but I ran fru da house making sure all of mine sisfurs was safe. After all, dey is just girlcats and efurrybody knows dat girlcats need boycats to keep dem safe. Well, most girlcats. Ok, some girlcats. Anyway, I runned around and saw dat dey was all safe, so I ran back under da bed and yelled fur all of dem to come join me where it was safe, but only Cleocatra did. After about a half hour da shaking and rumbling stopped. [Cleo whispers in his ear] Wha? A few seconds? Hah! Dat wasn't no few seconds! It was just about furever! Anyhow, we all did a thorough search of da house and made sure dat everything was ok. Then Meowmie came home tonight, and I had to tel her all about it. Neither Meowmie nor Paw unnerstand catlish all dat well, so I had to squeak furry slowly. And it still taked at least 5 minutes to tell her all about it. Den she said "if you're telling me about the earthquake" (well, woof!) "I know about it. We felt it in Redlands, too. It was a 3.2 centered in San Bernardino." Boy, is she wrong! Dat was no "3.2", whatever dat is, dis was a EARFQUAKE! [Cleo whipsers in his ear again] Wha? Humans measure da size of earfquakes wif numbers? Den 3.2 must mean HUGE, cuz dis was HUGE! I mean, I though Catifurnia was going to fall off into da ocean waddermonsters! I den told Meowmie all about how we all did our jobs in making sure da house was safe. Den Meowmie opened da back door and all four of us runned out into da yard and made at least a dozen inspection circuits around da whole yard. Da fence was STILL STANDING! Amazing! I was sure it would have at least fallen over, if not been eaten up by giant cracks in da ground! So anyhow, dere was a giantt, huge, monstrous 3.2 earfquake in Highland today, but all of us Highland kitties and our Meowmie and our unca Pat and his d-pet Maggie and grandmeowmie and her d-pet Cali are all ok. And Paw and Harri Roadcat are ok cuz dey is in come place called Or-a-gun. I rememfur dat - I was dere a few times when I was stealth-riding wif Paw in his giantmetalmonster! Sammy |
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Oh my! That duz sound like thu skariest fing! I fink I wud hide undur thu
bed! Betsy It was, it was! Mine Meowmie says it waz jus a liddle small one, but efurrybody knows dat kitties are much betterer judges of such fings than hoomins. Sammy |
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On Sat, 23 Apr 2005 00:46:27 -0700, Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
Da scariest fing happened today - we had a EARFQUAKE! A really big one! Dis afternoon we was all doing our usual stuff. Cleocatra was in da bedroom window on greebling sentry duty, Amelia was in da livig room window doing d-thing and miniature human lookout duty, Tabifa was in da security center under da recliner (you know, da room wif all the monitors connected to da closed-circuit cameras outside?), and I was under the bed nappi- errr, meditating. Den suddenly dis loud noise started, like a kittyeatertrainmonster coming by. Amelia knows all about doze, so her tail got all fluffy (really fluffy, not fat-fluffy like da rest of her). Den da ground started to shake. It shaked a whole lot - I thought da house was going to fall down! I was furry scared, but I ran fru da house making sure all of mine sisfurs was safe. After all, dey is just girlcats and efurrybody knows dat girlcats need boycats to keep dem safe. Well, most girlcats. Ok, some girlcats. Anyway, I runned around and saw dat dey was all safe, so I ran back under da bed and yelled fur all of dem to come join me where it was safe, but only Cleocatra did. After about a half hour da shaking and rumbling stopped. [Cleo whispers in his ear] Wha? A few seconds? Hah! Dat wasn't no few seconds! It was just about furever! Anyhow, we all did a thorough search of da house and made sure dat everything was ok. Then Meowmie came home tonight, and I had to tel her all about it. Neither Meowmie nor Paw unnerstand catlish all dat well, so I had to squeak furry slowly. And it still taked at least 5 minutes to tell her all about it. Den she said "if you're telling me about the earthquake" (well, woof!) "I know about it. We felt it in Redlands, too. It was a 3.2 centered in San Bernardino." Boy, is she wrong! Dat was no "3.2", whatever dat is, dis was a EARFQUAKE! [Cleo whipsers in his ear again] Wha? Humans measure da size of earfquakes wif numbers? Den 3.2 must mean HUGE, cuz dis was HUGE! I mean, I though Catifurnia was going to fall off into da ocean waddermonsters! I den told Meowmie all about how we all did our jobs in making sure da house was safe. Den Meowmie opened da back door and all four of us runned out into da yard and made at least a dozen inspection circuits around da whole yard. Da fence was STILL STANDING! Amazing! I was sure it would have at least fallen over, if not been eaten up by giant cracks in da ground! So anyhow, dere was a giantt, huge, monstrous 3.2 earfquake in Highland today, but all of us Highland kitties and our Meowmie and our unca Pat and his d-pet Maggie and grandmeowmie and her d-pet Cali are all ok. And Paw and Harri Roadcat are ok cuz dey is in come place called Or-a-gun. I rememfur dat - I was dere a few times when I was stealth-riding wif Paw in his giantmetalmonster! Sammy Oh my towz, but yew haff 'ventures, Sammy! Dis won souns furry scary indeed! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 4/23/2005 11:03:49 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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Dis sownds like a gud oppertoonity to revyoo a earfquake safty tip. To
purrpare fur earfquakes, push all objecks onto da flor. Dat way dey kant fall on yoo when da earfquakemonster hits. If da hoomins putz fings bak up whare dey wuz, just keep pushin dem bak on da flor. Da hoomins may not lern, but yool kno yoo is safe. Sundance, safety monitor |
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We are very glad you are all safe, I didn't know you road with your paw in
the metalmonster, Miss Violette, glad her friends are fine Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Da scariest fing happened today - we had a EARFQUAKE! A really big one! Dis afternoon we was all doing our usual stuff. Cleocatra was in da bedroom window on greebling sentry duty, Amelia was in da livig room window doing d-thing and miniature human lookout duty, Tabifa was in da security center under da recliner (you know, da room wif all the monitors connected to da closed-circuit cameras outside?), and I was under the bed nappi- errr, meditating. Den suddenly dis loud noise started, like a kittyeatertrainmonster coming by. Amelia knows all about doze, so her tail got all fluffy (really fluffy, not fat-fluffy like da rest of her). Den da ground started to shake. It shaked a whole lot - I thought da house was going to fall down! I was furry scared, but I ran fru da house making sure all of mine sisfurs was safe. After all, dey is just girlcats and efurrybody knows dat girlcats need boycats to keep dem safe. Well, most girlcats. Ok, some girlcats. Anyway, I runned around and saw dat dey was all safe, so I ran back under da bed and yelled fur all of dem to come join me where it was safe, but only Cleocatra did. After about a half hour da shaking and rumbling stopped. [Cleo whispers in his ear] Wha? A few seconds? Hah! Dat wasn't no few seconds! It was just about furever! Anyhow, we all did a thorough search of da house and made sure dat everything was ok. Then Meowmie came home tonight, and I had to tel her all about it. Neither Meowmie nor Paw unnerstand catlish all dat well, so I had to squeak furry slowly. And it still taked at least 5 minutes to tell her all about it. Den she said "if you're telling me about the earthquake" (well, woof!) "I know about it. We felt it in Redlands, too. It was a 3.2 centered in San Bernardino." Boy, is she wrong! Dat was no "3.2", whatever dat is, dis was a EARFQUAKE! [Cleo whipsers in his ear again] Wha? Humans measure da size of earfquakes wif numbers? Den 3.2 must mean HUGE, cuz dis was HUGE! I mean, I though Catifurnia was going to fall off into da ocean waddermonsters! I den told Meowmie all about how we all did our jobs in making sure da house was safe. Den Meowmie opened da back door and all four of us runned out into da yard and made at least a dozen inspection circuits around da whole yard. Da fence was STILL STANDING! Amazing! I was sure it would have at least fallen over, if not been eaten up by giant cracks in da ground! So anyhow, dere was a giantt, huge, monstrous 3.2 earfquake in Highland today, but all of us Highland kitties and our Meowmie and our unca Pat and his d-pet Maggie and grandmeowmie and her d-pet Cali are all ok. And Paw and Harri Roadcat are ok cuz dey is in come place called Or-a-gun. I rememfur dat - I was dere a few times when I was stealth-riding wif Paw in his giantmetalmonster! Sammy |
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this is a woneerful tip, OEJ, gravity exert
Sundance wrote in message m... Dis sownds like a gud oppertoonity to revyoo a earfquake safty tip. To purrpare fur earfquakes, push all objecks onto da flor. Dat way dey kant fall on yoo when da earfquakemonster hits. If da hoomins putz fings bak up whare dey wuz, just keep pushin dem bak on da flor. Da hoomins may not lern, but yool kno yoo is safe. Sundance, safety monitor |
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Miss Violette wrote:
We are very glad you are all safe, I didn't know you road with your paw in the metalmonster, Miss Violette, glad her friends are fine Well, Paw doesn't know about it. Last year, just after him started driving the metalmonster, I would 'port into the top bunk of da metalmonster and into da cabinets to keep an eye on him and keep him safe. Da whole time I was doing dat, mine Paw never knowed dat I was dere. I posted some messages about it last year. I met some cool kitties and some udder critters, like a armadillo out in Tekszas. In fact, dat's how I got my name "da 'Venture Kitten"! Sammy |
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"Sammy da 'Venture Kitten" wrote in message ... Da scariest fing happened today - we had a EARFQUAKE! A really big one! Dis afternoon we was all doing our usual stuff. Cleocatra was in da bedroom window on greebling sentry duty, Amelia was in da livig room window doing d-thing and miniature human lookout duty, Tabifa was in da security center under da recliner (you know, da room wif all the monitors connected to da closed-circuit cameras outside?), and I was under the bed nappi- errr, meditating. Den suddenly dis loud noise started, like a kittyeatertrainmonster coming by. Amelia knows all about doze, so her tail got all fluffy (really fluffy, not fat-fluffy like da rest of her). Den da ground started to shake. It shaked a whole lot - I thought da house was going to fall down! snipt I yam in Sufurren Cattyfurrnya, an I didunt feel uh ennytink! In NorffRige, we hab had hooooj E.Q.z, buttid I didunt effin feel diz wun attawl! I yam jelluz! Pitoonya |
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I do remember that now, I think my senior moments are coming more frequently
now, Miss Violette, slightly embarrassed Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: We are very glad you are all safe, I didn't know you road with your paw in the metalmonster, Miss Violette, glad her friends are fine Well, Paw doesn't know about it. Last year, just after him started driving the metalmonster, I would 'port into the top bunk of da metalmonster and into da cabinets to keep an eye on him and keep him safe. Da whole time I was doing dat, mine Paw never knowed dat I was dere. I posted some messages about it last year. I met some cool kitties and some udder critters, like a armadillo out in Tekszas. In fact, dat's how I got my name "da 'Venture Kitten"! Sammy |
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Miss Violette wrote:
I do remember that now, I think my senior moments are coming more frequently now, Miss Violette, slightly embarrassed No need to be embarrased, it happens to all ub us. Sammy |
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