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Another Sicko
Norm wrote:
Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop, and other disgusting bits of animal debris? Here is the fact - Animals have just as much rights to this planet as humans, as a matter of fact, they were here first, and some of them will be here when pathetic humans are gone. You don't own anything, you just lease it till your death. Mess with animals, then death's advocate hunts you down like a well, animal, and kills you. .Death is the only option, Yes, Yours. |
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Norman wrote:
In article , says... Norm wrote in message ... Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop, and other disgusting bits of animal debris? Death is the only option, really. Harsh but true. Death is the last resort, before that I suggest dipping kitty in honey and shooing kitty back into the negligent pet owner's house through the cat door. Good idea. But tie a can to the kitty's tail first. Why? Because then the cat will run amok through the house until the can comes off. Imagine having a honey-soaked cat rampaging through your house, even for just a few minutes. ROFLMAO Just imagine dipping a human **** in petrol-grease and setting them ablaze amoung their precious personal belongings. The entertainment value will be priceless. |
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Joe User wrote in message ...
Norm wrote: Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop, and other disgusting bits of animal debris? Here is the fact - Animals have just as much rights to this planet as humans, as a matter of fact, they were here first, and some of them will be here when pathetic humans are gone. You don't own anything, you just lease it till your death. Mess with animals, then death's advocate hunts you down like a well, animal, and kills you. .Death is the only option, Yes, Yours. The one certainty in this world is our mortality. As a big fan of "Lord of the Rings," I agree that "man" is but death and destruction. (Can't wait for "Return of the King," to be released before Christmas, that will undoubtedbly be just as spectacular and awesome as the other Ring movies!) You stated what I feel so well that all I can add is credit the human race for being the only species that developed the means to destroy the world and all living things. Genetic engineering? Lab created organisms and viruses? Cloning? Cloning is reverse evolution. Now isn't that special? We're well on our way headed for extinction and, guess what? Cats will rule the world. Bwa ha ha!! Shaz, |
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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 13:41:55 -0400, norman wrote:
In article ws.com, says... In , on 06/20/03 at 05:10 PM, Norm said: Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches, poop, and other disgusting bits of animal debris? Death is the only option, really. Harsh but true. Upside-down mousetraps, for one. On top of a vehicle? That will scratch the paint. Around the vehicle? You'd have to cover every square inch of ground from the vehicle out to about four feet. That's a hell of a lot of mousetraps. That would take too much time to set up, and you'd have to do it all over again every time the vehicle is moved. No, it's much easier to remove the cat from the equation. You must have a ford. |
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