This is why I didn't have kids....

Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder
what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a
pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in
horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further
investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just
popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten.
And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think
The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered
in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey

"Stacey" wrote in message
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Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to
the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I
wonder
what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a
pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in
horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further
investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just
popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad
Kitten.
And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think
The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered
in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat
litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey

Kitties are definitely easier than kids, trust me, well, I don't know
between the special needs kids and the special needs kitties in our house --
it's a tossup!
Christine

in article , Stacey at
wrote on 3/9/04 8:18 PM:

Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder
what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a
pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in
horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further
investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just
popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten.
And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think
The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered
in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey


LOL!! Reminds me of the time I came home and found Pearl coated from head to
toe in catnip!! What a mess.

Karen

On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 02:18:48 GMT, "Stacey"
wrote:

Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I wonder
what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a
pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in
horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further
investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just
popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad Kitten.
And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think
The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered
in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey

It sounds to me like you have already got them.

ROFL

Stacey wrote:
Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head
to the kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and
kitchen, I wonder what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and
find I am standing in a pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further
investigation finds me staring in horror at a kitchen floor nearly
covered in kitty litter. Even further investigation finds me glaring
at a striped kitten with his head just popping out of a large hole in
the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got
up! Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad
Kitten. And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge?
I don't think The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are
covered in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat
litter pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey

"Stacey" wrote

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

snip hilarious hoomin-hoolikitten conversation

ROFL! Did you make him clean up?

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
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Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey


I feel bound to point out that at no time have I had to rebuke Nathan for doing
somersaults in cat litter - clean or used. Nor for playing in cat litter in any
way, shape or form :-)

Cheers, helen s




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"Stacey" wrote


ROFL! Did you make him clean up?

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Marina, Frank and Nikki

Nooo I just said "You're daddy isn't going to be very happy when he gets
home and has to clean this up!". LOL@

Stacey

When Chloe was a baby she used to play in the kitty litter. I mean INSIDE
the bag of kitty litter. LOL! I thought it was very cute. :-)

Flippy in Melbourne, Australia.
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"Stacey" wrote in message
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Last Thursday. My day off, so I stumble out of bed at 11:00 and head to
the
kitchen. As I hit the entryway between the living room and kitchen, I
wonder
what is crunching beneath my feet. I look down and find I am standing in a
pile of (clean) kitty litter. Further investigation finds me staring in
horror at a kitchen floor nearly covered in kitty litter. Even further
investigation finds me glaring at a striped kitten with his head just
popping out of a large hole in the side of the new kitty litter bag.

Moogie: Big grin "Hi Mom!!! Good morning! It's aobut time you got up!
Wanna play? I found a great new game!"

Me: "You are a VERY, VERY bad cat!"

Moogie: backpedaling "Moose did it. I was just cleaning up."

Me: "Then explain the little shovel and pail you have there, Mr. Bad
Kitten.
And what about that little sand-cat-tree over by the fridge? I don't think
The Moose built that."

Moogie: "Mr. Bob built that. I told him not to."

Me: "Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, can you explain the fact that you are covered
in cat litter? Like maybe you've been rolling in it?"

Moogie gives up the fight and turns to do somersaults through the cat
litter
pile. Whoopiiieeee!

This is why I didn't have kids.

Stacey




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On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 14:50:38 +1100, "Flippy"
wrote:

When Chloe was a baby she used to play in the kitty litter. I mean INSIDE
the bag of kitty litter. LOL! I thought it was very cute. :-)

Sammy used to play in the pan whenever I dumped it out and put in
fresh litter, but since I've always bought it in the plastic
containers I never had to worry about her breaking open a bag.
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