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Old May 2nd 08, 07:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
zob
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It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.

Zob
*who just finished dumping tens pounds of cat poop that two cats
managed to generate in one week
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Old May 2nd 08, 01:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Fri, 02 May 2008 01:40:45 -0500, zob zob@ cox.net wrote:

It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.

Zob
*who just finished dumping tens pounds of cat poop that two cats
managed to generate in one week


While the premise is likely correct, there does seem to be a
correlation between food quality and poop amount. If I feed the
furballs some cheap crap like 9-Lives or Friskees, their poop smells
awful and there is a lot of it. If I feed them the expensive stuff,
like Wellness or such, there seems to be less stench and less volume.

The volume of the poop really doesn't bother me all that much. I scoop
it once or twice a day and all is fine. I dump it into a plastic-bag
lined bucket and every week or two that gets dumped. It can get pretty
heavy.

Luckily I don't have to deal with the poop from other family members.
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Old May 2nd 08, 03:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Fri, 02 May 2008 01:40:45 -0500, zob wrote:
It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.


Reminds me of what a comedian had to say about babies:
in goes pure clean mother's milk
out comes toxic waste.
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Old May 2nd 08, 05:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Fri, 02 May 2008 08:35:54 -0400, dgk wrote:

On Fri, 02 May 2008 01:40:45 -0500, zob zob@ cox.net wrote:

It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.

Zob
*who just finished dumping tens pounds of cat poop that two cats
managed to generate in one week


While the premise is likely correct, there does seem to be a
correlation between food quality and poop amount. If I feed the
furballs some cheap crap like 9-Lives or Friskees, their poop smells
awful and there is a lot of it. If I feed them the expensive stuff,
like Wellness or such, there seems to be less stench and less volume.


Not a particularly bad stench, just plenty of it! I have to feed my
cats a more expensive cat food because one of them has severe skin
allergies to anything with common fillers. Both refuse to eat canned
food, and I've tried just about every brand including those
recommended by the vet. I can get them to eat a little of it by
mixing it with water and they'll lick the liquid out, but then the
food will sit in their dish until it smells and they follow me around
crying, wondering where their dinner is!

The volume of the poop really doesn't bother me all that much. I scoop
it once or twice a day and all is fine. I dump it into a plastic-bag
lined bucket and every week or two that gets dumped. It can get pretty
heavy.


That's what I do, too. Yesterday was "empty the litterbox bucket"
day!

Luckily I don't have to deal with the poop from other family members.

An't that the truth!

Zob
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Old May 5th 08, 08:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On May 2, 12:40*am, zob zob@ cox.net wrote:
It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.

Zob
*who just finished dumping tens pounds of cat poop that two cats
managed to generate in one week


God created the first Cat Box also!:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2...a20a28dqz3.jpg
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Old May 5th 08, 02:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Mon, 5 May 2008 00:24:25 -0700 (PDT), chatnoir
wrote:

On May 2, 12:40*am, zob zob@ cox.net wrote:
It would be impossible for something to have evolved that has four
times as much come out one end as goes into the other end.

Zob
*who just finished dumping tens pounds of cat poop that two cats
managed to generate in one week


God created the first Cat Box also!:

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2...a20a28dqz3.jpg



That is so cute! I need one of those boxes!
The cat in the picture looks like one of mine, too!

This is Yoda. He sat under this peace plant perfectly still with his
eyes closed for over an hour, and totally ignored me when I called
him, shook his can of kitty treats, and even when I ran the can
opener. I *know* that he thought he was hiding and that I couldn't
see him in his hiding place. What a hoot! :-D
http://members.cox.net/zobva/yodapeaceplant.gif
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