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Smokey Thinks I'm a Pervert
He doesn't trust me anymore. He thinks I have been molesting him. He
doesn't sleep on my lap like he used to, but lays on the floor and stares at me with half closed eyes. It all started because I read that if male hormones were being released, he would have penile spines, but in a nuetered cat, the penis is smooth. Smokey was neutered when he was four months old, but for the past year or so he has been acting like a regular Tom Cat. He sprays, fights, stays out all night, smells like a tomcat, and I think he even has a girlfriend now. This behavior makes me believe that the vet must have left something behind. So, I have been trying to get a good look at his little penis to see if there are indeed spines on it. I'm hoping there are because then I can take him back in and get him neutered - again. He hates me fooling around down there so I haven't been able to get a good look yet, but I'm not giving up. |
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Okay then....
Maybe you should let Smokey think the vet is the pervert? Just a thought... H "Fat Freddy" wrote in message ... He doesn't trust me anymore. He thinks I have been molesting him. He doesn't sleep on my lap like he used to, but lays on the floor and stares at me with half closed eyes. It all started because I read that if male hormones were being released, he would have penile spines, but in a nuetered cat, the penis is smooth. Smokey was neutered when he was four months old, but for the past year or so he has been acting like a regular Tom Cat. He sprays, fights, stays out all night, smells like a tomcat, and I think he even has a girlfriend now. This behavior makes me believe that the vet must have left something behind. So, I have been trying to get a good look at his little penis to see if there are indeed spines on it. I'm hoping there are because then I can take him back in and get him neutered - again. He hates me fooling around down there so I haven't been able to get a good look yet, but I'm not giving up. |
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Okay then....
Maybe you should let Smokey think the vet is the pervert? Just a thought... H "Fat Freddy" wrote in message ... He doesn't trust me anymore. He thinks I have been molesting him. He doesn't sleep on my lap like he used to, but lays on the floor and stares at me with half closed eyes. It all started because I read that if male hormones were being released, he would have penile spines, but in a nuetered cat, the penis is smooth. Smokey was neutered when he was four months old, but for the past year or so he has been acting like a regular Tom Cat. He sprays, fights, stays out all night, smells like a tomcat, and I think he even has a girlfriend now. This behavior makes me believe that the vet must have left something behind. So, I have been trying to get a good look at his little penis to see if there are indeed spines on it. I'm hoping there are because then I can take him back in and get him neutered - again. He hates me fooling around down there so I haven't been able to get a good look yet, but I'm not giving up. |
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"Laura R." wrote in message .. . circa 27 Jan 2004 19:04:17 -0600, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Fat Freddy ) said, He doesn't trust me anymore. He thinks I have been molesting him. He doesn't sleep on my lap like he used to, but lays on the floor and stares at me with half closed eyes. It all started because I read that if male hormones were being released, he would have penile spines, but in a nuetered cat, the penis is smooth. Smokey was neutered when he was four months old, but for the past year or so he has been acting like a regular Tom Cat. He sprays, fights, stays out all night, smells like a tomcat, and I think he even has a girlfriend now. This behavior makes me believe that the vet must have left something behind. So, I have been trying to get a good look at his little penis to see if there are indeed spines on it. I'm hoping there are because then I can take him back in and get him neutered - again. He hates me fooling around down there so I haven't been able to get a good look yet, but I'm not giving up. Pervert stuff aside, I think I've seen spines on my definitely- neutered boys' penises. The way that a veterinarian told me to determine if a cat is neutered is still gonna make your cat think you're a perv, but it's a bit easier than trying to get him to sprout a woody: Feel his testicles. If they feel like little empty puffballs, then he's neutered. If there's, um, packing in his package, then he isn't. Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're still in there. :-) LOL! He will indeed! |
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"Laura R." wrote in message .. . circa 27 Jan 2004 19:04:17 -0600, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Fat Freddy ) said, He doesn't trust me anymore. He thinks I have been molesting him. He doesn't sleep on my lap like he used to, but lays on the floor and stares at me with half closed eyes. It all started because I read that if male hormones were being released, he would have penile spines, but in a nuetered cat, the penis is smooth. Smokey was neutered when he was four months old, but for the past year or so he has been acting like a regular Tom Cat. He sprays, fights, stays out all night, smells like a tomcat, and I think he even has a girlfriend now. This behavior makes me believe that the vet must have left something behind. So, I have been trying to get a good look at his little penis to see if there are indeed spines on it. I'm hoping there are because then I can take him back in and get him neutered - again. He hates me fooling around down there so I haven't been able to get a good look yet, but I'm not giving up. Pervert stuff aside, I think I've seen spines on my definitely- neutered boys' penises. The way that a veterinarian told me to determine if a cat is neutered is still gonna make your cat think you're a perv, but it's a bit easier than trying to get him to sprout a woody: Feel his testicles. If they feel like little empty puffballs, then he's neutered. If there's, um, packing in his package, then he isn't. Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're still in there. :-) LOL! He will indeed! |
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Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're
still in there. :-) Laura *snicker* I was going to advise that the OP wear gloves if he did this, then suddenly had a mental image of, "Now, Smokey, turn your head and cough..." Magdalene IWG #1024/Drill Sgt. of Local 35/Soiled Doves of Colorado & IFoRP #57 KC MasterPiece of the KCRF BBQ Wenches One of Moonie's Naughty Kittens Red Gemini Ghetto Smurf "Don't mess with me, I dance with swords." To email me, remove my bodice |
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Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're
still in there. :-) Laura *snicker* I was going to advise that the OP wear gloves if he did this, then suddenly had a mental image of, "Now, Smokey, turn your head and cough..." Magdalene IWG #1024/Drill Sgt. of Local 35/Soiled Doves of Colorado & IFoRP #57 KC MasterPiece of the KCRF BBQ Wenches One of Moonie's Naughty Kittens Red Gemini Ghetto Smurf "Don't mess with me, I dance with swords." To email me, remove my bodice |
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"SongSylvan" wrote in message ... Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're still in there. :-) Laura Love the mental image lol. The technique won't help much if he's dealing with an undescended testicle. |
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"SongSylvan" wrote in message ... Plus he'll probably react if you're squeezing his nuts and they're still in there. :-) Laura Love the mental image lol. The technique won't help much if he's dealing with an undescended testicle. |
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