Can I be a Caretaking Kitty?

I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt? Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

Hihi Sundance diz iz O T anna I knowz boykitties kan be gud nurzez. Da
Gramby fell on da ize and broked dem arti-fishal nailz all da way offz.
Her tored some of her own nailz off dat dem waz glud onto. Her finnerz is
realli sore and I letz her lay her hanz on me at nite so dem duzen get
kaught in da koverz. I purrz a lot and her feelz better. Her puts
banditadez on dem in da day timez. Makez her working a realli hard fing to
du.
"Sundance" wrote in message
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I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt?
Boykitteez shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

On Jan 13, 8:46*pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. *She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. *Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt? *Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

I dont fink it matturz weather yew ar a boycat or a gurlcat. Ize a
gudgud caretaker ana Ize a boy.
Mine humin iz a paramedik ana shez a gurl. She sez she knoz lotz uv
humin nursis hoo ar boyz so boycatz kin bee nurse catz or doktir catz
or paramedik catz or whuteffur dey wantz tu be, ana sew can gurlcats.

Meighbe I need ann applicatshun tu da Catmerica Nurse Core tew.

Ralph de Ralf

Meow, OT. Sowndz like yew ar a gudgud nurze. I findz purrrrz help
almost effuryfing.
Ralph

On Jan 13, 8:56*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi Sundance diz iz O T anna I knowz boykitties kan be gud nurzez. *Da
Gramby fell on da ize and broked dem arti-fishal *nailz all da way offz..
Her tored some of her own nailz off dat dem waz glud onto. *Her finnerz is
realli sore and I letz her lay her hanz on me at nite so dem duzen get
kaught in da koverz. *I purrz a lot and her feelz better. *Her puts
banditadez on dem in da day timez. *Makez her working a realli hard fing to
du."Sundance" wrote in message

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"The Ajo Clowder"
On Jan 13, 8:46 pm, "Sundance" wrote:
I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez
I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt?
Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

I fink yew wud be a grate Caretaking kitty.

I dont fink it matturz weather yew ar a boycat or a gurlcat. Ize a
gudgud caretaker ana Ize a boy.
Mine humin iz a paramedik ana shez a gurl. She sez she knoz lotz uv
humin nursis hoo ar boyz so boycatz kin bee nurse catz or doktir catz
or paramedik catz or whuteffur dey wantz tu be, ana sew can gurlcats.

Meighbe I need ann applicatshun tu da Catmerica Nurse Core tew.

Ralph de Ralf

I nebber noo dere wuz sutch a Orginazshun. I noo we had a nursekitty, but
not a hole Core. Dat iz gudgud tew gnow.
Mosey
*scoops up a giggling Mimzy*
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw her squeeks n waffs.

On Jan 13, 10:46*pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. *She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. *Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt? *Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Ub KORSE yoo iz a caregiffing kitty an yoo ken be a nursekitee iff yo
wance too. Yoor jender doo gnot mattur. My sun Winnie iz a wuvving
caregiving kittee. Hee allus took gudgud car ub hiz sisfer Missy iff
she wuzn feelin well or r humin mommie Micki iff shee wuz sik or
ukset. Wen I wusn' feelin well hee wud lay down by mee an purr four
mee an keep mee warm. Hee iz doin dat stuff four da peepl an kitteez
at da Bridj now.

Yoo iz a luving boykittee an dem iz jus grate.

--
Maggy May

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:46:03 -0800, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin havvin sum hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz. Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill owt? Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

Ub cawz you can! An I finks dat you'd be furry gud at it. I just don
kno whose in charj now - can Kitty S. giff you da trainink?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/14/2009 12:18:31 PM

I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but
Meowmie sez I makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin
havvin sum hardtimez, an she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz
on herself an purrz. Duz dat Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind
uv applekashun I kan fill owt? Boykitteez shud be abul to be
nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance


Petite dark tortie slowly comes through the teleporter.

Well, Mr. Sundance, what are your qualifications?

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Secretary Of Elder Kitties
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corp (Ret.)

I dont fink it matturz weather yew ar a boycat or a gurlcat.
Ize a
gudgud caretaker ana Ize a boy.

Of course it doesn't matter! The Catmerica Volunteer Nurses
Corps doesnt discriminate.

Mine humin iz a paramedik ana shez a gurl. She sez she knoz
lotz uv humin nursis hoo ar boyz so boycatz kin bee nurse
catz or doktir catz or paramedik catz or whuteffur dey wantz
tu be, ana sew can gurlcats.

Did she have to go to school to become a paramedic?

Meighbe I need ann applicatshun tu da Catmerica Nurse
Core tew.

Well, Mr. Ralph de Ralf, what are your qualifications?

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Secretary Of Elder Kitties
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps (Ret.)
Registered Cat Nurse

I knoze dat most uv da Caretaking Kitteez iz girlkitteez, but
Meowmie sez I
makez a gud caretaking kittee, too. She haz bin havvin sum
hardtimez, an
she sez dat it hewpz lotz when I sitz on herself an purrz.
Duz dat
Catmerica Nurse Kore hav sum kind uv applekashun I kan fill
owt? Boykitteez
shud be abul to be nursekitteez, too.

Fangu fur yurown catsiderashun.

Sundance

Ub cawz you can! An I finks dat you'd be furry gud at it. I
just don
kno whose in charj now - can Kitty S. giff you da trainink?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


I'm retired now, after almost nineteen years of service. But I
don't see why I can't come back and give guest lectures on my
good days.

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Secretary Of Elder Kitties
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps (Ret.)