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Old March 30th 06, 01:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his daddies
today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and feeds the
cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge season at our
local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30. At this time,
Basho decided it was way too late for both daddies to be in bed, so he
moved next to me and proceeded to barf. That woke me up in a hurry, I
went to the kitchen and picked up some paper towels and a can of carpet
foam cleaner (we really need to buy stock in that company). While I was
cleaning his very stinky barf, he noticed Tom was still asleep. So in he
comes, racing like a cheetah in the Serengeti over Tom's chest, did a
U-turn and raced back over Tom's head.
Can you tell who runs our household? I'll give you a hint, he's a 5-year
old tonkinese who weights 8 lbs and bosses around Rufous, who is twice
his size.

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Old March 30th 06, 02:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Victor Martinez wrote:
Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his daddies
today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and feeds the
cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge season at our
local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30. At this time,
Basho decided it was way too late for both daddies to be in bed, so he
moved next to me and proceeded to barf. That woke me up in a hurry, I
went to the kitchen and picked up some paper towels and a can of carpet
foam cleaner (we really need to buy stock in that company). While I was
cleaning his very stinky barf, he noticed Tom was still asleep. So in he
comes, racing like a cheetah in the Serengeti over Tom's chest, did a
U-turn and raced back over Tom's head.
Can you tell who runs our household? I'll give you a hint, he's a 5-year
old tonkinese who weights 8 lbs and bosses around Rufous, who is twice
his size.

--
Victor M. Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
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LOL, so did Tom wake up? Great Anecdote.
Suz&Spicey

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Old March 30th 06, 02:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his daddies
today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and feeds the
cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge season at our
local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30. At this time,
Basho decided it was way too late for both daddies to be in bed, so he
moved next to me and proceeded to barf. That woke me up in a hurry, I
went to the kitchen and picked up some paper towels and a can of carpet
foam cleaner (we really need to buy stock in that company). While I was
cleaning his very stinky barf, he noticed Tom was still asleep. So in he
comes, racing like a cheetah in the Serengeti over Tom's chest, did a
U-turn and raced back over Tom's head.
Can you tell who runs our household? I'll give you a hint, he's a 5-year
old tonkinese who weights 8 lbs and bosses around Rufous, who is twice
his size.


Sorry, had to chuckle at this one. Great story, sorry about the barf. :-D

kili


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Old March 30th 06, 02:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his daddies
today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and feeds the
cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge season at our
local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30. At this time,
Basho decided it was way too late for both daddies to be in bed, so he
moved next to me and proceeded to barf. That woke me up in a hurry, I
went to the kitchen and picked up some paper towels and a can of carpet
foam cleaner (we really need to buy stock in that company). While I was
cleaning his very stinky barf, he noticed Tom was still asleep. So in he
comes, racing like a cheetah in the Serengeti over Tom's chest, did a
U-turn and raced back over Tom's head.
Can you tell who runs our household? I'll give you a hint, he's a 5-year
old tonkinese who weights 8 lbs and bosses around Rufous, who is twice
his size.

--
Victor M. Martinez
Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM)
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Eeeewww -- I hate those kind of wake-ups. Commiserations!
Christine


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Old March 30th 06, 05:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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Can you tell who runs our household? I'll give you a hint, he's a 5-year
old tonkinese who weights 8 lbs and bosses around Rufous, who is twice his
size.


Wow - the early morning snooze disturbed by stinky cat barf routine. Ugh.
The track marks on the fact routine. Ouch.

He's definitely in charge. Can you believe people who suggest that cats
aren't smart?

Susan M
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Old March 30th 06, 05:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:47:29 -0600, Victor Martinez
yodeled:

Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his daddies
today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and feeds the
cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge season at our
local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30. At this time,
Basho decided it was way too late for both daddies to be in bed, so he
moved next to me and proceeded to barf. That woke me up in a hurry, I
went to the kitchen and picked up some paper towels and a can of carpet
foam cleaner (we really need to buy stock in that company). While I was
cleaning his very stinky barf, he noticed Tom was still asleep. So in he
comes, racing like a cheetah in the Serengeti over Tom's chest, did a
U-turn and raced back over Tom's head.


WOW! LMAO!!!


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Old March 30th 06, 05:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On 2006-03-30, Victor Martinez penned:
Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his
daddies today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and
feeds the cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge
season at our local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30.


I don't want to live in a world where sleeping in till 6:30 qualifies
as late =/

Unless, of course, it's a ski day! Then we've left the house by 5:45,
somehow.

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monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

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Old March 30th 06, 11:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Monique Y. Mudama wrote:

I don't want to live in a world where sleeping in till 6:30 qualifies
as late =/


Hee hee... agreed, unless it's that I'm going to *bed* at 6:30 AM!

Joyce
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Old March 31st 06, 04:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Monique Y. Mudama" wrote in message
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On 2006-03-30, Victor Martinez penned:
Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his
daddies today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and
feeds the cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge
season at our local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30.


I don't want to live in a world where sleeping in till 6:30 qualifies
as late =/

Unless, of course, it's a ski day! Then we've left the house by 5:45,
somehow.


I remember ski days from long ago. Usually involved getting up at 4:30.
But I never minded a bit!
I'm going to have an early morning soon. They want us to have Vino at the
airport 4 hours before the flight leaves. It leaves at 7:15 am. Gotta be
there at 3:15, takes 1/2 hour to get there. Might not even bother going to
bed at all that night :-/
--
Britta


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Old March 31st 06, 07:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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badwilson wrote:
"Monique Y. Mudama" wrote in message
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On 2006-03-30, Victor Martinez penned:

Basho had an interesting double-pronged technique to wake up his
daddies today. Tom normally wakes up by 6am, brews his coffee and
feeds the cats. Last night he came in very late from work (pledge
season at our local PBS station) so he was still asleep around 6:30.


I don't want to live in a world where sleeping in till 6:30 qualifies
as late =/

Unless, of course, it's a ski day! Then we've left the house by 5:45,
somehow.



I remember ski days from long ago. Usually involved getting up at 4:30.
But I never minded a bit!
I'm going to have an early morning soon. They want us to have Vino at the
airport 4 hours before the flight leaves. It leaves at 7:15 am. Gotta be
there at 3:15, takes 1/2 hour to get there. Might not even bother going to
bed at all that night :-/
--
Britta



So you ought to be here by lunchtime then?

 




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