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  #91  
Old September 10th 07, 03:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
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In article ,
Me wrote:

After bisitin' 'Toonias onetruhome youze are all welcome to bisit
Pasadena, da home of da Turnament of Roses parade. Weze haz a bigbig
house wit rum fur efferykitty. Deres six bedrooms with lots of pillows
an many many quiltz (sum not done dat weze spendz tyme holdin down fur
meowmie). Iffin weze no when yur cuming pawpaw kin kook up a furry
gudgud hoomin food treet fur us. Meowmie doesn't kook wurth a d*mn.


How would everykitty feel about visiting Pit2nya's house and meeting her
hoomin, then spending the night on one of the Pasadena kittie's bedrooms?

Cleo
  #92  
Old September 10th 07, 05:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat" wrote in message
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In article ,
Me wrote:

After bisitin' 'Toonias onetruhome youze are all welcome to bisit
Pasadena, da home of da Turnament of Roses parade. Weze haz a bigbig
house wit rum fur efferykitty. Deres six bedrooms with lots of pillows
an many many quiltz (sum not done dat weze spendz tyme holdin down fur
meowmie). Iffin weze no when yur cuming pawpaw kin kook up a furry
gudgud hoomin food treet fur us. Meowmie doesn't kook wurth a d*mn.


How would everykitty feel about visiting Pit2nya's house and meeting her
hoomin, then spending the night on one of the Pasadena kittie's bedrooms?

Cleo


We wudent miss habin awlla yuz kittees offurr!!!!

Awl ov da kitteez roll intu da park next tu Pitoonya's heowze, an martsh
deown da street. All of the neighbors peek owt their windowz or doorz at
the hoog prosession of well groomed kitteez. Da nayburhood kitteez joyne da
groop. Pit2nya opinz da duur an welkumz awlla da kitteez in.

Hy ya awl, kummon in an hewlp yurselfz tu awl da refreshmuntz!

On the table, on the countertopz, one each floor in each room are bowlz
of lotza different brandz of dry fuudz, wet fuudz, treetz and even hoomin
fuudz like tzikken and fysh, an beast, an ham, lam, an spam. Lotza
wadderbowlz tuu, an spayshul kitty mylk. On the walls are sum of meowmeez
payntinkz. There ar pillowz on da floorz and on da bedz and on da cowtshez.
Cat toyz are skattered efurryweer.

Purleez mayke yurself attid home.

Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.
--
Pitô.ônya


  #93  
Old September 10th 07, 07:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Fangu fur habbin ussez, Pitoonya. I duznt spoze yoo haz ennee Micekreem
arown fur dizzertz?

Rebecca


  #94  
Old September 10th 07, 12:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
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We wudent miss habin awlla yuz kittees offurr!!!!

Awl ov da kitteez roll intu da park next tu Pitoonya's heowze, an martsh
deown da street. All of the neighbors peek owt their windowz or doorz at
the hoog prosession of well groomed kitteez. Da nayburhood kitteez joyne da
groop. Pit2nya opinz da duur an welkumz awlla da kitteez in.

Hy ya awl, kummon in an hewlp yurselfz tu awl da refreshmuntz!

On the table, on the countertopz, one each floor in each room are bowlz
of lotza different brandz of dry fuudz, wet fuudz, treetz and even hoomin
fuudz like tzikken and fysh, an beast, an ham, lam, an spam. Lotza
wadderbowlz tuu, an spayshul kitty mylk. On the walls are sum of meowmeez
payntinkz. There ar pillowz on da floorz and on da bedz and on da cowtshez.
Cat toyz are skattered efurryweer.

Purleez mayke yurself attid home.

Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


Miz Pi2nya, thank you for having us in! THis is a beautiful house and
you are an excellent hostess. Those are lovely painting on the walls -
your human is very talented.

And the idea of dry ice in the pool - very clever!

Cleo
  #95  
Old September 10th 07, 12:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
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Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


[Ranger kitten see the mist rising off the dry ice and is intrigued by
the way the blocks bob in the water. He walks to the edge of the pool
and paws the nearest block a few times. He then back up a few paces,
takes a running leap, and goes hopping from block to block. Seeing a
ball floating nearby he makes a big, high pounce - and goes right into
the water. He surfaces moments later and climbs carefully onto the
nearest block of dry ice.]

Wheeee!!! That's fun! Who wants to join me?

Ranger
  #96  
Old September 10th 07, 01:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Piglet sitting with Scooter on the side of the pool watching the Rangers
(remember she is cross eyed and sees two of everything)
"Scootz I bet youownslf 2 bigbig toona treatz dat Missie will beez rite
herez! Scooter looks around and whispers in Piglets ear, Nopz, don'tz betz
on surez tingz!
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice,
which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted,
an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da
dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall
iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


[Ranger kitten see the mist rising off the dry ice and is intrigued by
the way the blocks bob in the water. He walks to the edge of the pool
and paws the nearest block a few times. He then back up a few paces,
takes a running leap, and goes hopping from block to block. Seeing a
ball floating nearby he makes a big, high pounce - and goes right into
the water. He surfaces moments later and climbs carefully onto the
nearest block of dry ice.]

Wheeee!!! That's fun! Who wants to join me?

Ranger



  #97  
Old September 10th 07, 02:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Me
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Default The new adventure



Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


This is kool! Weze all fink da dri wadder is funfunfun. Meowmie wantz to
no if dey kin do dis fur hur pool, so after she swims efurry mornin she
wudn't be wet (kin you imajine, swimmin efurry mornin? How foolish).

I see Chappy haz alredy found da food (we don't kall him Wide Body fur
nothin) an iz sittin in a window.

Now were did Snowflake go. SNOWFLAKE, OPEN YUR EYES. Dat kat, ize kin
neber find her when shez got her eyes klozed. [Hoomin note: Snowflake is
very very solid black].

Booker, being da sozial kitty
  #98  
Old September 10th 07, 06:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Rebecca wrote:
Fangu fur habbin ussez, Pitoonya. I duznt spoze yoo haz ennee
Micekreem arown fur dizzertz?

Rebecca


Brtter den dat, I gotz reel meowzeez stufft wiff mousekreem an furrozen.
Meowmee gotz da ideer frum Coztko weer day hab hollowt-owt froot , stufft
wiff sorburt.
--
Pitô.ônya


  #99  
Old September 10th 07, 07:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Me wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry
ice, which melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt
gettin wetted, an hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla
da ballz in da dry-waddur. Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit
uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu
da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz juzt deown da blok
furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


This is kool! Weze all fink da dri wadder is funfunfun. Meowmie wantz
to no if dey kin do dis fur hur pool, so after she swims efurry
mornin she wudn't be wet (kin you imajine, swimmin efurry mornin? How
foolish).


Yur Meowmeez pool shud be fillt wiff soft spring waddur, dat wud be bedder
tu dyve intu, ya kno...

I see Chappy haz alredy found da food (we don't kall him Wide Body fur
nothin) an iz sittin in a window.


Summa da window hab kitty-ledgez uhtatshet. An if da bineeshun blyndz arent
up, juzt push-rattle dem uh few tymez an Meowmee or Paw Paw wyll kum an
rayze dem furr yuuz. Day alwayz du furr mee.



Now were did Snowflake go. SNOWFLAKE, OPEN YUR EYES. Dat kat, ize kin
neber find her when shez got her eyes klozed. [Hoomin note: Snowflake
is very very solid black].

Booker, being da sozial kitty


Dere hur iz on dat red blankee

--
Pitô.ônya


  #100  
Old September 10th 07, 07:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We wudent miss habin awlla yuz kittees offurr!!!!

Awl ov da kitteez roll intu da park next tu Pitoonya's heowze, an
martsh deown da street. All of the neighbors peek owt their windowz
or doorz at the hoog prosession of well groomed kitteez. Da
nayburhood kitteez joyne da groop. Pit2nya opinz da duur an
welkumz awlla da kitteez in.

Hy ya awl, kummon in an hewlp yurselfz tu awl da refreshmuntz!

On the table, on the countertopz, one each floor in each room are
bowlz of lotza different brandz of dry fuudz, wet fuudz, treetz
and even hoomin fuudz like tzikken and fysh, an beast, an ham, lam,
an spam. Lotza wadderbowlz tuu, an spayshul kitty mylk. On the
walls are sum of meowmeez payntinkz. There ar pillowz on da floorz
and on da bedz and on da cowtshez. Cat toyz are skattered
efurryweer.

Purleez mayke yurself attid home.

Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry
ice, which melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt
gettin wetted, an hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla
da ballz in da dry-waddur. Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit
uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu
da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz juzt deown da blok
furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.


Miz Pi2nya, thank you for having us in! THis is a beautiful house and
you are an excellent hostess. Those are lovely painting on the walls -
your human is very talented.

And the idea of dry ice in the pool - very clever!

Cleo

Wy fangu!
We wudunt mizzit!

Hab uh stufft mousikul.

--
Pitô.ônya


 




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