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  #281  
Old November 21st 07, 01:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
: ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm,
: Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
:
: Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz.
:
: Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip
an
: yooz shur cant reed a map!
:
: Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
:
: Nathan
: ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
Purlie
: tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the
plane.
:
: Nathan
: We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore
: help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
:
: You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I
hear
: all those noises in the background?
:
: Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the
noises
:
:
: ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good kitties
: trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
automatic
: ejection timer~
:
:
: Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the
: plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft.
: Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with
: their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of them
: exit their hoovercraft and meet.
:
: Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or
: take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny?

Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace.
Einstein

An KILL Purlie!
Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg)

We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we go
rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm.

Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie?

Nathan

  #282  
Old November 21st 07, 01:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
:
: ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as Storm,
: Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
:
: Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda hurz.
:
: Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat nip
an
: yooz shur cant reed a map!
:
: Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
:
: Nathan
: ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
Purlie
: tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the plane.
:
: Nathan
:
: We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need yore
: help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
:
: You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I hear
: all those noises in the background?
:
: Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the noises

thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid
Red Rory

: ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good kitties
: trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
automatic
: ejection timer~
:

Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you?

Nathan, catcerned
  #283  
Old November 21st 07, 01:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
squiffer
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Posts: 166
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
...
: squiffer wrote:
: : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
Storm,
: : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: :
: : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda
hurz.
: :
: : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat
nip
: an
: : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: :
: : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
: :
: : Nathan
: : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
: Purlie
: : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the
: plane.
: :
: : Nathan
: : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need
yore
: : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: :
: : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I
: hear
: : all those noises in the background?
: :
: : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the
: noises
: :
: :
: : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
kitties
: : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: automatic
: : ejection timer~
: :
: :
: : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the
: : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft.
: : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with
: : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of
them
: : exit their hoovercraft and meet.
: :
: : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or
: : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny?
:
: Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace.
: Einstein
:
: An KILL Purlie!
: Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg)
:
: We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we go
: rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm.
:
: Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie?
:
: Nathan

Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it.
Red Rory.


  #284  
Old November 21st 07, 02:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
squiffer
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Posts: 166
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue



: : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
Storm,
: : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: :
: : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda
hurz.
: :
: : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat
nip
: an
: : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: :
: : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
: :
: : Nathan
: : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
: Purlie
: : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the
plane.
: :
: : Nathan
: :
: : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need
yore
: : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: :
: : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I
hear
: : all those noises in the background?
: :
: : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the
noises
:
: thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid
: Red Rory
:
: : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
kitties
: : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: automatic
: : ejection timer~
: :
: Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you?
:
: Nathan, catcerned

Lots. Let's go git 'im!
Red Rory


  #285  
Old November 21st 07, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
...
: squiffer wrote:
: : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
Storm,
: : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: :
: : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda
hurz.
: :
: : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat
nip
: an
: : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: :
: : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
: :
: : Nathan
: : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
: Purlie
: : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the
: plane.
: :
: : Nathan
: : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need
yore
: : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: :
: : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I
: hear
: : all those noises in the background?
: :
: : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the
: noises
: :
: :
: : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
kitties
: : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: automatic
: : ejection timer~
: :
: :
: : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on the
: : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his hoovercraft.
: : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane with
: : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All of
them
: : exit their hoovercraft and meet.
: :
: : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first or
: : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny?
:
: Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace.
: Einstein
:
: An KILL Purlie!
: Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg)
:
: We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we go
: rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm.
:
: Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie?
:
: Nathan

Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it.
Red Rory.


OK. It sounds like he's a real scary kitty!

Nathan
  #286  
Old November 21st 07, 02:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
: : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
Storm,
: : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: :
: : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get ridda
hurz.
: :
: : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get dat
nip
: an
: : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: :
: : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need rescued?
: :
: : Nathan
: : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the plane,
: Purlie
: : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from the
plane.
: :
: : Nathan
: :
: : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont need
yore
: : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: :
: : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why do I
hear
: : all those noises in the background?
: :
: : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards the
noises
:
: thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid
: Red Rory
:
: : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
kitties
: : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: automatic
: : ejection timer~
: :
: Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you?
:
: Nathan, catcerned

Lots. Let's go git 'im!
Red Rory


I thought we'd put him in jail for you. Would that work?

Nathan
  #287  
Old November 21st 07, 04:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
squiffer
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Posts: 166
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue



: : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
: Storm,
: : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: : :
: : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get
ridda
: hurz.
: : :
: : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get
dat
: nip
: : an
: : : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: : :
: : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need
rescued?
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the
plane,
: : Purlie
: : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from
the
: plane.
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : :
: : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont
need
: yore
: : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: : :
: : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why
do I
: hear
: : : all those noises in the background?
: : :
: : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards
the
: noises
: :
: : thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid
: : Red Rory
: :
: : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
: kitties
: : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: : automatic
: : : ejection timer~
: : :
: : Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you?
: :
: : Nathan, catcerned
:
: Lots. Let's go git 'im!
: Red Rory
:
:
: I thought we'd put him in jail for you. Would that work?
:
: Nathan


Nah, hez connekted - he'll bownce rite out.
Red Rory

Dis iz troo. Nefur met 'im, but heard tingz...bad, bad tingz
Einstein


  #288  
Old November 21st 07, 04:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
squiffer
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Posts: 166
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
. ..
: squiffer wrote:
: "ClowderCat" wrote in message
: ...
: : squiffer wrote:
: : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another
as
: Storm,
: : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: : :
: : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get
ridda
: hurz.
: : :
: : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get
dat
: nip
: : an
: : : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: : :
: : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need
rescued?
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the
plane,
: : Purlie
: : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his
head~
: : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from
the
: : plane.
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont
need
: yore
: : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: : :
: : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why
do I
: : hear
: : : all those noises in the background?
: : :
: : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards
the
: : noises
: : :
: : :
: : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
: kitties
: : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on
the
: : automatic
: : : ejection timer~
: : :
: : :
: : : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on
the
: : : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his
hoovercraft.
: : : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane
with
: : : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All
of
: them
: : : exit their hoovercraft and meet.
: : :
: : : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first
or
: : : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny?
: :
: : Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace.
: : Einstein
: :
: : An KILL Purlie!
: : Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg)
: :
: : We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we
go
: : rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm.
: :
: : Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie?
: :
: : Nathan
:
: Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it.
: Red Rory.
:
:
: OK. It sounds like he's a real scary kitty!
:
: Nathan

yah!
Red Rory


  #289  
Old November 21st 07, 10:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
. ..
: squiffer wrote:
: "ClowderCat" wrote in message
: ...
: : squiffer wrote:
: : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another
as
: Storm,
: : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: : :
: : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get
ridda
: hurz.
: : :
: : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get
dat
: nip
: : an
: : : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: : :
: : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need
rescued?
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the
plane,
: : Purlie
: : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his
head~
: : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from
the
: : plane.
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont
need
: yore
: : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: : :
: : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why
do I
: : hear
: : : all those noises in the background?
: : :
: : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards
the
: : noises
: : :
: : :
: : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
: kitties
: : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on
the
: : automatic
: : : ejection timer~
: : :
: : :
: : : Nathan pushes a button on the hoovercraft and touches a button on
the
: : : plane. The door to the plane opens and Nathan lands his
hoovercraft.
: : : Soon after that, Chester and Clarence show up, enter the plane
with
: : : their hoovercrafts and land. Nathan closes the plane door. All
of
: them
: : : exit their hoovercraft and meet.
: : :
: : : Where do we go now? Should we rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm first
or
: : : take control of the plane from Purlie and Benny?
: :
: : Git thuh plane bak. Then everthing else'll fall inta lace.
: : Einstein
: :
: : An KILL Purlie!
: : Red Rory (licking a nasty scar on his leg)
: :
: : We have control now. Chester said he'll stay here and pilot while we
go
: : rescue Skye, Hunter and Storm.
: :
: : Red Rory, why do you hate Purlie?
: :
: : Nathan
:
: Got mixted up wit him sum time bak an don wanna talk bout it.
: Red Rory.
:
:
: OK. It sounds like he's a real scary kitty!
:
: Nathan

yah!
Red Rory


I think we should capture him and have the Sheriff take care of him.

Nathan
  #290  
Old November 21st 07, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 529
Default Zizi! Calling Zizi Thuh Grate Nip Rescue

squiffer wrote:
: : : ~Suspicious looking pilot an co-pilot nod to one another as
: Storm,
: : : Skye an Hunter are held captive in thuh cargo area~
: : :
: : : Purrlie, dis navigator may be trubbul. Yooz shuld get
ridda
: hurz.
: : :
: : : Dont giff me a hard time, Benny, just steer. We gotta get
dat
: nip
: : an
: : : yooz shur cant reed a map!
: : :
: : : Storm, Skye and Hunter, do you need help? Do you need
rescued?
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : : ~While muffled "ooomphs" filter through the vents in the
plane,
: : Purlie
: : : tries to keep a low profile by grunting and shaking his head~
: : : Who's there? I heard some telepathic "ooomphs" coming from
the
: plane.
: : :
: : : Nathan
: : :
: : : We're thuh pilots ooomph ooomph crash kabang an we dont
need
: yore
: : : help oooomph CRASH Ka-thump!
: : :
: : : You don't sound like Skye, Hunter or Storm. Who are you? Why
do I
: hear
: : : all those noises in the background?
: : :
: : : Nathan, really suspicious and heading his hoovercraft towards
the
: noises
: :
: : thet's him! Thet's Purlie thuh murderin mangie bastid
: : Red Rory
: :
: : : ~Purlie turns off the radio to avoid the annoying sounds of good
: kitties
: : : trying to help, but fails to realize that he's also turned on the
: : automatic
: : : ejection timer~
: : :
: : Red Rory, what did Purlie do to you?
: :
: : Nathan, catcerned
:
: Lots. Let's go git 'im!
: Red Rory
:
:
: I thought we'd put him in jail for you. Would that work?
:
: Nathan


Nah, hez connekted - he'll bownce rite out.
Red Rory

Dis iz troo. Nefur met 'im, but heard tingz...bad, bad tingz
Einstein


Who's he connected with?

What have you heard about him?

Nathan
 




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