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Old April 27th 04, 09:23 AM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Default Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

I don't think I've mentioned it, but I am now a great aunt ;-)

The small human kitten whose existance makes me a great aunt has taken her
first steps in becoming well-versed in the craft of understanding the feline as
a superior species. I am informed by her mother that she has carried out a
first - this one being her first picking up of a toy. And what toy did she
choose???

Like all good human kittens in training as catslaves - she picked up the toy
cat I sent her :-D

Cheers, helen s
(Takes a bow...)



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Old April 27th 04, 06:52 PM
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Many congratulations of being the great-aunt of such a perspicacious
and intelligent barekitten!

But I do think you could have found the time to tell us of your status
before now :-)


Purrs

Gordon
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Pericles
Snowball
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote

I don't think I've mentioned it, but I am now a great aunt ;-)


Like all good human kittens in training as catslaves - she picked up

the toy
cat I sent her :-D



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Old April 27th 04, 06:52 PM
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Many congratulations of being the great-aunt of such a perspicacious
and intelligent barekitten!

But I do think you could have found the time to tell us of your status
before now :-)


Purrs

Gordon
Bandit
Pericles
Snowball
--
Feline family viewable at:
http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat
"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote

I don't think I've mentioned it, but I am now a great aunt ;-)


Like all good human kittens in training as catslaves - she picked up

the toy
cat I sent her :-D



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Old April 27th 04, 07:18 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Many congratulations of being the great-aunt of such a perspicacious
and intelligent barekitten!


She shows promise, doesn't she ;-)

But I do think you could have found the time to tell us of your status
before now :-)


Well, you know me, the quiet, shy type.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 27th 04, 07:18 PM
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Many congratulations of being the great-aunt of such a perspicacious
and intelligent barekitten!


She shows promise, doesn't she ;-)

But I do think you could have found the time to tell us of your status
before now :-)


Well, you know me, the quiet, shy type.

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old April 27th 04, 10:30 PM
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Wow!
Best wishes,
--
Polonca & Soncek

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
I don't think I've mentioned it, but I am now a great aunt ;-)

The small human kitten whose existance makes me a great aunt has taken her
first steps in becoming well-versed in the craft of understanding the

feline as
a superior species. I am informed by her mother that she has carried out a
first - this one being her first picking up of a toy. And what toy did she
choose???

Like all good human kittens in training as catslaves - she picked up the

toy
cat I sent her :-D

Cheers, helen s
(Takes a bow...)



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Old April 27th 04, 10:30 PM
polonca12000
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Wow!
Best wishes,
--
Polonca & Soncek

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
I don't think I've mentioned it, but I am now a great aunt ;-)

The small human kitten whose existance makes me a great aunt has taken her
first steps in becoming well-versed in the craft of understanding the

feline as
a superior species. I am informed by her mother that she has carried out a
first - this one being her first picking up of a toy. And what toy did she
choose???

Like all good human kittens in training as catslaves - she picked up the

toy
cat I sent her :-D

Cheers, helen s
(Takes a bow...)



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Old April 28th 04, 07:36 AM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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She'll be a good catslave in no time flat. A good start is crucial;

Indeed, I hope I am fulfilling my duties as official "mad auntie"

my first word as a baby was "puppy" and Mike is *still* having to work
on my training.


Oh dear.... a bad start ;-)

BTW, congratulations on your great aung status! You should've
mentioned it!


Thanks - you know me, the shy type.. ;-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



 




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