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Old February 17th 19, 10:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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The uther day I got taked to da TED agin, an it wuz a furry diffycult vizzit. When it wuz awl ober, I just wantid to go sumware an relakz wif a nice cup of nip tea. But whare kud I go? I decided dat RPCC needz a place fur dat, so I iz prowd to annowntz da openin of S&P Tea Shoppe. It iz a place whare komoonitee memfurz can hab a cup of tea or uther beverage of their choice, hab a liddle snak, reed a book or noozpaper, diskuss da nooz of da day, or vizzit wif frenz.

So come vizzit! Besides awl kindz of nip an non-nip tea, da Shoppe has uther beveragez, finger fudz, an awl of RPCC's fafurit apurrtizerz fur snakkin. We lukz furward to seein yurownselvez!

Sundance, co-purrprietor (cuz Toonya an me iz purrtnerz in efurryfing )
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Old February 17th 19, 04:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:

The uther day I got taked to da TED agin, an it wuz a furry diffycult
vizzit. When it wuz awl ober, I just wantid to go sumware an relakz
wif a nice cup of nip tea. But whare kud I go? I decided dat RPCC
needz a place fur dat, so I iz prowd to annowntz da openin of S&P Tea
Shoppe. It iz a place whare komoonitee memfurz can hab a cup of tea
or uther beverage of their choice, hab a liddle snak, reed a book or
noozpaper, diskuss da nooz of da day, or vizzit wif frenz.

So come vizzit! Besides awl kindz of nip an non-nip tea, da Shoppe
has uther beveragez, finger fudz, an awl of RPCC's fafurit
apurrtizerz fur snakkin. We lukz furward to seein yurownselvez!

Sundance, co-purrprietor (cuz Toonya an me iz purrtnerz in efurryfing
)


Iowna wanders in, Hi-5's the purrprietor and flopps down on a pillow in
the sun. She asks Alexa for an audio book while Cash gets them a bowl
of beef broth and Daisy-chan gets a mild Dashi with just a hint of nip
(she is after all, operating the cataporter for them!). They settle in
and go for Charlotte's Web... A bigger screen is there so others who
want to also watch can tune in.
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Old February 18th 19, 01:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Welkum, welkum! Yoo iz owr firstest kustomerz! I see yoo haz sum refreshmintz alreddy. Pleez let myownself know if I kan git yoo enneefing else.

Sundance
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Old February 18th 19, 07:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:

Welkum, welkum! Yoo iz owr firstest kustomerz! I see yoo haz sum
refreshmintz alreddy. Pleez let myownself know if I kan git yoo
enneefing else.

Sundance


Cash playfully tries to lick Sundance but he evades with a laugh.

Cash moves to the side and shows a hungry female puppy, and asks for
more broth and 1/4 cup cream as he adds some special food to a bowl for
her. She gets excited and accidently upends the bowl then looks
mornfully at it.

Iowna notes the sounds of a puppy near tears and puts Alexa on pause
then comes over to comfort the little one.

'Don't worry little one. Wez all been little anna a little not gud wif
our feets yet. Sundance, our Purrprietor will bring more'.

Daisy-chan purrs at the puppy then helps mop up the mess. Grinning,
they all set her up with a new bowl and she carefully stands and laps
up the thick gruel mix Cash makes her then toddles over to a pillow to
sleep as the movie is started again...

(enter Rosey (short for Rose Marie), a large breed not fully weened
female who lost her mother and who's 2foots are in the hospital but
expected to be fine in a bit. Fostering at Chez Shenk's for the next
2-3 weeks. She was dropped off last night as we were one one of
several willing to take the puppies who are all at that critical week
or so as they still need nursing, but are eating solids as well. I was
told her Mom was a mixed breed with 'labradoodle curls' but 187lbs.
Rosey's a handful to say the least! HUGE FEET!)
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Old February 19th 19, 06:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pit2nya[_4_]
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On Sunday, February 17, 2019 at 1:24:29 AM UTC-8, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
The uther day I got taked to da TED agin, an it wuz a furry diffycult vizzit. When it wuz awl ober, I just wantid to go sumware an relakz wif a nice cup of nip tea. But whare kud I go? I decided dat RPCC needz a place fur dat, so I iz prowd to annowntz da openin of S&P Tea Shoppe. It iz a place whare komoonitee memfurz can hab a cup of tea or uther beverage of their choice, hab a liddle snak, reed a book or noozpaper, diskuss da nooz of da day, or vizzit wif frenz.

So come vizzit! Besides awl kindz of nip an non-nip tea, da Shoppe has uther beveragez, finger fudz, an awl of RPCC's fafurit apurrtizerz fur snakkin. We lukz furward to seein yurownselvez!

Sundance, co-purrprietor (cuz Toonya an me iz purrtnerz in efurryfing )


Whatta gudgud ideer, dear! Heow kin I hewlp?
P2nya

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Old February 19th 19, 07:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Oh, Ize so glad yoo likez it, Sweetee! Duz yoo fingk dere iz ennee produckz we shud add? I wuznt fingkin of a full resterant, so maybe not full meelz, but juss liddle snakky fingz. An maybe dezert... Oh, I knowz! We kan hab Micekreem an Mousesicklez! (Did I spell doze rite?) Dat wud be purrfeck! Duz yoo fingk yoo kan supply enuf fur da demand we mite hab?

Sundance
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Old February 19th 19, 03:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 2/17/2019 10:59 AM, cshenk wrote:
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:

The uther day I got taked to da TED agin, an it wuz a furry diffycult
vizzit. When it wuz awl ober, I just wantid to go sumware an relakz
wif a nice cup of nip tea. But whare kud I go? I decided dat RPCC
needz a place fur dat, so I iz prowd to annowntz da openin of S&P Tea
Shoppe. It iz a place whare komoonitee memfurz can hab a cup of tea
or uther beverage of their choice, hab a liddle snak, reed a book or
noozpaper, diskuss da nooz of da day, or vizzit wif frenz.

So come vizzit! Besides awl kindz of nip an non-nip tea, da Shoppe
has uther beveragez, finger fudz, an awl of RPCC's fafurit
apurrtizerz fur snakkin. We lukz furward to seein yurownselvez!

Sundance, co-purrprietor (cuz Toonya an me iz purrtnerz in efurryfing
)


Iowna wanders in, Hi-5's the purrprietor and flopps down on a pillow in
the sun. She asks Alexa for an audio book while Cash gets them a bowl
of beef broth and Daisy-chan gets a mild Dashi with just a hint of nip
(she is after all, operating the cataporter for them!). They settle in
and go for Charlotte's Web... A bigger screen is there so others who
want to also watch can tune in.


Lucy Lu walks in and looks around. What a wonderful place. She joins
Iowna and others to watch the movie. Sundance comes over to take her
order. " Nip tea and some smacks would be nice."
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Old February 19th 19, 06:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Kummin rite up, Miz Lucy Lu. I will bring owr snak assortmint fur yoo to try.

Sundance
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Old February 20th 19, 02:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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ann wrote:

On 2/17/2019 10:59 AM, cshenk wrote:
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:

The uther day I got taked to da TED agin, an it wuz a furry
diffycult vizzit. When it wuz awl ober, I just wantid to go
sumware an relakz wif a nice cup of nip tea. But whare kud I go?
I decided dat RPCC needz a place fur dat, so I iz prowd to
annowntz da openin of S&P Tea Shoppe. It iz a place whare
komoonitee memfurz can hab a cup of tea or uther beverage of
their choice, hab a liddle snak, reed a book or noozpaper,
diskuss da nooz of da day, or vizzit wif frenz.

So come vizzit! Besides awl kindz of nip an non-nip tea, da Shoppe
has uther beveragez, finger fudz, an awl of RPCC's fafurit
apurrtizerz fur snakkin. We lukz furward to seein yurownselvez!

Sundance, co-purrprietor (cuz Toonya an me iz purrtnerz in
efurryfing )


Iowna wanders in, Hi-5's the purrprietor and flopps down on a
pillow in the sun. She asks Alexa for an audio book while Cash
gets them a bowl of beef broth and Daisy-chan gets a mild Dashi
with just a hint of nip (she is after all, operating the cataporter
for them!). They settle in and go for Charlotte's Web... A bigger
screen is there so others who want to also watch can tune in.


Lucy Lu walks in and looks around. What a wonderful place. She joins
Iowna and others to watch the movie. Sundance comes over to take her
order. " Nip tea and some smacks would be nice."


Cash looks up and asks to add an order of bacon and fried mice with
cajun dressing on the side. He shuffles over to make room for Lucy Lu
and settles in for the sad/sweet Charlotte's web movie.
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Old February 20th 19, 05:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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[Sundance drops some mice into the fryer (some wrapped in bacon) and puts some bacon on the griddle. When they're ready, he arranges them on a big plate and takes them out to his guests.]

Heer yoo go, Cash. I made a big platter so yoo kan awl share -- owr bakon dishez iz furry popular.

Sundance
 




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