LONG, I wantz a pity party BW

Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told.

Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that
went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years.

She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she
did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN,
she threw the rest of it in the trash.

Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out.

You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I
finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she
laughed at me.

Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to be
softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the cat in
a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened and I
could get it worked out.

Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she
looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think?

On Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:28:25 -0500, Granby wrote:

Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told.

Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that
went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years.

She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what she
did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it. DEN,
she threw the rest of it in the trash.

Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out.

You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I
finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she
laughed at me.

Poor OT! That sounds like scary stuff. It reinforces my not caring for
human food at all.

Samuel Redcat

"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told.

Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that
went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years.

She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what
she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it.
DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash.

Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out.

You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I
finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she
laughed at me.

Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to
be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the
cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened
and I could get it worked out.

Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she
looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think?


Poor little Mahoney boy!!! What an ordeal!

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told.

Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that
went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years.

She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what
she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it.
DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash.

Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out.

You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I
finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she
laughed at me.

Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to
be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the
cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened
and I could get it worked out.

Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she
looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think?


ROTFLMAOWTIME! Must have been even more amusing than feeding a d*g peanut
butter!!!

Ear Twitches,

CatNipped

"Kreisleriana" ...


"Granby"
Hihi this is O T Mahoney I am a fairly good looking Orange kitty, so I
have been told.

Gramby went to a carnival and bought some salt water taffy. The man that
went to the bridge couldn't have it so, she hasn't had any in years.

She bought it home and popped a piece in her mouth. DEN, you know what
she did, she spitted it in the trash. She wouldn't even let me sniff it.
DEN, she threw the rest of it in the trash.

Well, when it got darktime, I went to the trash and got some of it out.

You know what that stuff did? It grabbed my teeth and wouldn't let go. I
finally had to go and make Gramby get up and turn on the light. DEN, she
laughed at me.

Yes, I laughed at the poor boy. I couldn't get it out and knew it had to
be softened. So, I got my hair dryer and turned it on low, wrapped the
cat in a towel and blew the warm air in his face until the taffy softened
and I could get it worked out.

Dang, it was my story to tell, not hers. She still laughs at me when she
looks at me. She should feel a little bad, don't you think?


Poor little Mahoney boy!!! What an ordeal!

Mosey totally agrees. Maybe da taffy wuz bad?

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh