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  #1  
Old May 24th 11, 04:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default eatink da oystzers

Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on the
head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine fren
iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her paws
aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den, Wascal helps
me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."

  #2  
Old May 24th 11, 09:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default eatink da oystzers

Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den, Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."



  #3  
Old May 24th 11, 10:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default eatink da oystzers

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den, Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."



  #4  
Old May 24th 11, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default eatink da oystzers

trudi smilez, den klozes herown skort buk az no bak up man cat iz
reqwired...


"Booker" wrote in message
...
Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider wif
yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."





  #5  
Old May 24th 11, 11:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default eatink da oystzers

Wull, trudi mai deer, iffen uh bak up mancat iz needed, BobQat iz availubl.
Hym iz wooking fur uh gurlfrend. Is hym styl in yer skort buk?
Mosey

trudi smilez, den klozes herown skort buk az no bak up man cat iz
reqwired...



"Booker"
Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider wif
yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."




  #6  
Old May 25th 11, 12:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default eatink da oystzers

Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."




  #7  
Old May 25th 11, 01:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default eatink da oystzers

trudi opinz herown buk... she skrutinizes a page...

den...

yep, i haz hisef rite on diz page wif afalable mencatz, butted it lukz like
booker willz du fur diz day... butted tell hisef ta stay arown atta
aktifiteez beclawz der iz alwayz gurlcatz whut needsa danzin partener.

trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Wull, trudi mai deer, iffen uh bak up mancat iz needed, BobQat iz
availubl.
Hym iz wooking fur uh gurlfrend. Is hym styl in yer skort buk?
Mosey

trudi smilez, den klozes herown skort buk az no bak up man cat iz
reqwired...



"Booker"
Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her
on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."





  #8  
Old May 25th 11, 03:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Posts: 1,093
Default eatink da oystzers

okey dokey. Herez a glazz of nip cider an a playte of fine oysterz fur
us to share. Ize warmed da cider, it iz furry gud dat way. Shall weze
sitz by da fire so yu kin stay warm?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 4:25 PM, Gramby wrote:
Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den, Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."




  #9  
Old May 25th 11, 03:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default eatink da oystzers

Lizzie a little shy takes the plate of food and the warmed nip. Fangu so
furry muchez, I tried to smak dem but dey wudent open for mineself. she
follows Booker and they take a seat near the fire. I iznt really kold now,
justa a liddle damp maybe. Dere are a lodda nize kitties here. Dat izso
different from where I wuz afore.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

okey dokey. Herez a glazz of nip cider an a playte of fine oysterz fur
us to share. Ize warmed da cider, it iz furry gud dat way. Shall weze
sitz by da fire so yu kin stay warm?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 4:25 PM, Gramby wrote:
Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly
mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den, Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."





  #10  
Old May 25th 11, 03:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default eatink da oystzers

the sun haz begun to settle in da wezt, kitteez iz eatin da oyzterz anna
sucheez,... some tender kitteez haz started a big fire and putted kushinz,
bwankeez anna low tablez arownd da fire... da sucheez anna oyzterz haz mofed
in kloser to da fire anna der iz much catversationz anan fun bein had by
all...

Trudi takes da mikraphone anna sayz...

ok ucatz, eatz alla diz here sucheezz anna oyzterz up so none iz wazted...
enjoy yourown efinin beclawz i iz sure der iz sumfin comin along
tomaorrow...

she turns to jack who has returned to da beech wif hersef, dey haza bwankee
on which da new little mowsee iz layin, long wif a pwatez of sucheez anna
oyzterz anna bottle of nip wine...

Jack haz ursef been hafin funz on diz here kruze?

trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
...
okey dokey. Herez a glazz of nip cider an a playte of fine oysterz fur us
to share. Ize warmed da cider, it iz furry gud dat way. Shall weze sitz by
da fire so yu kin stay warm?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 4:25 PM, Gramby wrote:
Yez I wud like sum morez. Lizzie not used to dealink with fi\renly
mancats.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize wud be mor den happi to help lizzie.

Booker openz a oyster an eetz it. Oopz, dat waznt da rite fing to do. He
opinz anofur one an handz it to Lizzie.

Here Lizzie, ize gonna opin sum more fur uz. Wud yu like sum nip cider
wif yur oysterz?

Booker

On 5/24/2011 1:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
Trudi consultz herown skort buk anna liztz of single mencatz...

hhhmmm, booker whatsa say ursef hepz lizzie? Trudi...

lookin fur a bakup mancat shuld booker be buzy
wrote in message
...
Lizzie stands at a table with a plate of oysters and can not seem to
pop
them open. Since she was out is the cold last winter, her paws are
still
tender and she looks toward Piglett in frustration. Piglett taps her on
the head and says "Be patient little one". She goes to Trudi, "Trudi
mine
fren iz dere a single boycat dat can help Lizzie wiff da oysterx? Her
paws aren't bak to normal yet and hersekf wansta eat some of den,
Wascal
helps me but he is busy with so mannie kitties."





 




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