food taxes and twibutes

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

Da onliest tribyoot we efur gitz iz bred, an onlee a liddle, tinee peece. We
never gitz enneefing like bakum or cheez or turkeebird or nuffin. Meowmie
sez dat evin tho myown mouf likez awl doze stufz, myown tummee duznt. I
wunner why she fingkz dat.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da
ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

i duzint know fur sure, but da tiger man lofed dat bread stuffz but onleee
if da soft wuld howlde itsef fur hisef... he sayed it wuza way ta make
hersef pay purpur attinshunz...

dat iz juzt mean hersef sayz diz abowt urown tummy... maybe we needsa tax da
hoomin class in hoomin bootkamp, Chester
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Da onliest tribyoot we efur gitz iz bred, an onlee a liddle, tinee peece.
We never gitz enneefing like bakum or cheez or turkeebird or nuffin.
Meowmie sez dat evin tho myown mouf likez awl doze stufz, myown tummee
duznt. I wunner why she fingkz dat.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a
whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da
ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef
away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

iffin ize sitz qwietly, an NO PAWZ ON DA TAYBLE, den ize kin haf a
tayste ov da hoomin fudz. yesderday ize taxed da fud an it waz gud gud
kornz on a tube. Den it waz sumfing kalled kantelope, ize did NOT eet
dat. It didnt smell like fudz. Iffin ize sitz in da kitchen wen pawpaw
is wurkin at da kounter, sumtymes gud fingz fall my way, heze sloppy.

Booker

On 5/31/2011 1:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

da tv cat liked dat kantalopez... i nefur unnerstood mine brofur, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
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iffin ize sitz qwietly, an NO PAWZ ON DA TAYBLE, den ize kin haf a tayste
ov da hoomin fudz. yesderday ize taxed da fud an it waz gud gud kornz on a
tube. Den it waz sumfing kalled kantelope, ize did NOT eet dat. It didnt
smell like fudz. Iffin ize sitz in da kitchen wen pawpaw is wurkin at da
kounter, sumtymes gud fingz fall my way, heze sloppy.

Booker

On 5/31/2011 1:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a
whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf
fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but
she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

one offa purpozes oaffa doggieez iz ta eat stuff dat no kitty shuld eat...
er at leazt dat iz whut miss violetted telled uses, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf
fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but
she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven



wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.

--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay

On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:





On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven

wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.

--
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Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun