If your owner was a Hoomin

On Jan 27, 1:43*pm, Lesley wrote:
I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it
in

If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin
would they be?



I can run with this one.

Tanada would be that old spinster lady who chases kids out of her yard
and mutters nasty stuff about them. All the kids swear that she's a
witch and throw eggs at her house on Halloween.

QC is everyone's mom. All the neighbor kids come running to her after
Tanada gets done cussing at them. She's soft and plushy and always
wears an old shirt dress and apron.

Merlin is a bully. You know that insecure fat kid that can't stand to
see anyone else get attention in class so he beats them up instead.

Pine Cone is a biker gang member wanna be. A macho man. A free
spirit with an attitude. He'd be wearing leathers and pulling down
the pints at the boozer. He's also a lady's man and no girl would be
safe from him.

Huey is that kid that all teachers love. He's so smart and
considerate, and caring. Too bad the other kids can't stand him.
He's also a bit of a suck up.

Sonya is Huey's geek girlfriend. She wears braces and wants to be
beautiful, not realizing that she already is. She is usually dressed
in those clothes that should have come from the Salvation Army store,
if they didn't already.

Qui Gun Kit is that kid that bounces around the toughest kid around,
repeating every thing they say and trying to act as much like the
tough kid as possible.

Miss Calico Girl is the bad girl with a golden heart. She's been
there, seen that, and most of it doesn't impress her. However, when
she feels that someone is worthy, she'll defend them if possible.

Wouldn't count on it, he's become quite selfish now.

If there serious need were there as before, bet he could kick it up a
notch and get the Doves.
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If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of
Hoomin would they be?

KittyFC would be Germaine Greer, fierce feminist. Boyfie, such a
gentle
kind boy would probably be a wildlife photographer for the BBC.

LOL - I think he'd rather *eat* the wildlife than photograph it.


Ah, that might be his trick!
Seriously, he has not caught anything with a pulse for ages. He is 5
years old now and cannot be bothered in the winter.
It's cold enough for him to eat his breakfast, go out briefly for
toilet duties, sleep on the spare bed all day, eat his evening meal,
have a brief rat patrol and rub his cheeks over his territory. Kitty can
forget about getting her collared doves for now. He wants
the duvet. Tweed