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The Smokey Rap
The Smokey Rap
as performed by Smokey (aka Poke Daddy) with Kumani and Tyche, background dancing bitties and commentary by Nocturne, music critic My name is Pokey Smokey I'm a very lazy boy When you pet me on the head then you will see the kitty joy with your lap down below and your hand up above stroking my back for the kitty kitty luv! CHORUS: I'm Smokey. BITTIES (background singers) Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm pokey. BITTIES: Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm Smokey, I'm pokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! I'm pokey, I'm Smokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! At four in the morning I'm gettin' in the mood to wander to the kitchen and to eat a little food when I feel an awful chill in the bottom of my soul cause I can see the bottom of the kitty vittle bowl! So I go into the bedroom an' I do the pokey dance while singin' for my breakfast in a hungry kitty trance till you crawl out of bed grab the coffee cup open up the bag and fill the bowls all up! When I'm done my breakfast and a little catnip toke then I climb onto the couch cause ya know it's time to poke if you're gonna poke right then you need a lazy groove cause you'll lie there all day and you just won't move If I'm pokin' really hard then I roll onto my back with my eyes on the ceiling and my body really slack an' I'll lie around for hours with my paws in the air an' my brain on autopilot cause I don't give a care there's only one thing I just cannot abide it's a terrible place that people call OUT SIDE there's nothin' to eat there's rain and ice an' the forest's real dirty and coyotes ain't nice It's better in my crib with my funky kitty crew a pair of bitty kittens and La Nocturne too I'm a cat who's slick with the ladies you know cause baby I'm a pimp and Nocturne's my little h...OW! dammit that hurt! ow, right across the face! geez Nox, you don't have to be such a....OW! NOCTURNE: Hsssssss. |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... The Smokey Rap as performed by Smokey (aka Poke Daddy) with Kumani and Tyche, background dancing bitties and commentary by Nocturne, music critic My name is Pokey Smokey I'm a very lazy boy When you pet me on the head then you will see the kitty joy with your lap down below and your hand up above stroking my back for the kitty kitty luv! CHORUS: I'm Smokey. BITTIES (background singers) Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm pokey. BITTIES: Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm Smokey, I'm pokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! I'm pokey, I'm Smokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! At four in the morning I'm gettin' in the mood to wander to the kitchen and to eat a little food when I feel an awful chill in the bottom of my soul cause I can see the bottom of the kitty vittle bowl! So I go into the bedroom an' I do the pokey dance while singin' for my breakfast in a hungry kitty trance till you crawl out of bed grab the coffee cup open up the bag and fill the bowls all up! When I'm done my breakfast and a little catnip toke then I climb onto the couch cause ya know it's time to poke if you're gonna poke right then you need a lazy groove cause you'll lie there all day and you just won't move If I'm pokin' really hard then I roll onto my back with my eyes on the ceiling and my body really slack an' I'll lie around for hours with my paws in the air an' my brain on autopilot cause I don't give a care there's only one thing I just cannot abide it's a terrible place that people call OUT SIDE there's nothin' to eat there's rain and ice an' the forest's real dirty and coyotes ain't nice It's better in my crib with my funky kitty crew a pair of bitty kittens and La Nocturne too I'm a cat who's slick with the ladies you know cause baby I'm a pimp and Nocturne's my little h...OW! dammit that hurt! ow, right across the face! geez Nox, you don't have to be such a....OW! NOCTURNE: Hsssssss. APPLAUSE !! Encore, encore. SmoKEY, SmoKEY, SmoKEY! Hugs, CatNipped |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... The Smokey Rap as performed by Smokey (aka Poke Daddy) with Kumani and Tyche, background dancing bitties and commentary by Nocturne, music critic My name is Pokey Smokey I'm a very lazy boy When you pet me on the head then you will see the kitty joy with your lap down below and your hand up above stroking my back for the kitty kitty luv! CHORUS: I'm Smokey. BITTIES (background singers) Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm pokey. BITTIES: Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm Smokey, I'm pokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! I'm pokey, I'm Smokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! At four in the morning I'm gettin' in the mood to wander to the kitchen and to eat a little food when I feel an awful chill in the bottom of my soul cause I can see the bottom of the kitty vittle bowl! So I go into the bedroom an' I do the pokey dance while singin' for my breakfast in a hungry kitty trance till you crawl out of bed grab the coffee cup open up the bag and fill the bowls all up! When I'm done my breakfast and a little catnip toke then I climb onto the couch cause ya know it's time to poke if you're gonna poke right then you need a lazy groove cause you'll lie there all day and you just won't move If I'm pokin' really hard then I roll onto my back with my eyes on the ceiling and my body really slack an' I'll lie around for hours with my paws in the air an' my brain on autopilot cause I don't give a care there's only one thing I just cannot abide it's a terrible place that people call OUT SIDE there's nothin' to eat there's rain and ice an' the forest's real dirty and coyotes ain't nice It's better in my crib with my funky kitty crew a pair of bitty kittens and La Nocturne too I'm a cat who's slick with the ladies you know cause baby I'm a pimp and Nocturne's my little h...OW! dammit that hurt! ow, right across the face! geez Nox, you don't have to be such a....OW! NOCTURNE: Hsssssss. APPLAUSE !! Encore, encore. SmoKEY, SmoKEY, SmoKEY! Hugs, CatNipped |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... The Smokey Rap as performed by Smokey (aka Poke Daddy) with Kumani and Tyche, background dancing bitties and commentary by Nocturne, music critic My name is Pokey Smokey I'm a very lazy boy When you pet me on the head then you will see the kitty joy with your lap down below and your hand up above stroking my back for the kitty kitty luv! CHORUS: I'm Smokey. BITTIES (background singers) Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm pokey. BITTIES: Mew mew chicka-mew maow maow! I'm Smokey, I'm pokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! I'm pokey, I'm Smokey BITTIES: Chicka-mew Maow Maow! At four in the morning I'm gettin' in the mood to wander to the kitchen and to eat a little food when I feel an awful chill in the bottom of my soul cause I can see the bottom of the kitty vittle bowl! So I go into the bedroom an' I do the pokey dance while singin' for my breakfast in a hungry kitty trance till you crawl out of bed grab the coffee cup open up the bag and fill the bowls all up! When I'm done my breakfast and a little catnip toke then I climb onto the couch cause ya know it's time to poke if you're gonna poke right then you need a lazy groove cause you'll lie there all day and you just won't move If I'm pokin' really hard then I roll onto my back with my eyes on the ceiling and my body really slack an' I'll lie around for hours with my paws in the air an' my brain on autopilot cause I don't give a care there's only one thing I just cannot abide it's a terrible place that people call OUT SIDE there's nothin' to eat there's rain and ice an' the forest's real dirty and coyotes ain't nice It's better in my crib with my funky kitty crew a pair of bitty kittens and La Nocturne too I'm a cat who's slick with the ladies you know cause baby I'm a pimp and Nocturne's my little h...OW! dammit that hurt! ow, right across the face! geez Nox, you don't have to be such a....OW! NOCTURNE: Hsssssss. APPLAUSE !! Encore, encore. SmoKEY, SmoKEY, SmoKEY! Hugs, CatNipped |
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OMG!! THis is great )))
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OMG!! THis is great )))
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OMG!! THis is great )))
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