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Preliminary After-Action Report (AAR) from Patrol Tail 2
At approximately 2130 Zulu, regional command interrupted a preplanned
decontamination procedure, when acoustic sensors reported suspicious activity in the large porcelain basin. Visual reconaissance revealed SGT Rhonda and SPC Ding maneuvering rapidly in three dimensions, using their primary probes at one another and a spot on the surface. Increased magnification revealed they were detaining an insurgent, cleverly disguised as a mouse. It soon became obvious that these eager but inexperienced troops were at a standoff with the insurgent, or at least had a confusion over ROE. On being informed OPERATION SHOWER was being delayed, Tail 2 egressed the Tub Basin, leaving the insurgent, who proved mobile on the ground, but unskilled in high-angle maneuvers to escape the area where Tail 2 had isolated him. A quick message to SGT Rhonda, using SOI-approved voice code of "come take your mouse", resulted in a quick return and a recapture. The regional commander realized an absence of TOWEL FORCE before ordering the start of OPERATION SHOWER, and had to transport that asset to the Tub Basin. On the commander's return, he discovered Tail Two had returned, apparently chasing the insurgent back. When Tail 2 recognized their commander, they concluded their recon operation had ended. The commander called in FLUSH FORCE, personally capturing the struggling insurgent and dispatching him with the mighty Toilet. It is recommended Tail 2 receive more close combat training. Records do not indicate prior combat experience with the mouse faction, although SGT Rhonda once did dubious battle with a long-stemmed jalapeno, apparently identifying it as a mouse. |
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