Tess?

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne own soshul
arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat to ask her
permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Oh, fangu, Tess! I'm so happy! [headbutt] I'm not actually a
southerner, though I am a gentlemancat. I was found behind a
pizza parlor in Indiana. Becky gave me my onetruehome, for which
I am cat-ternally grateful.

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
...

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne
own soshul arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat
to ask her permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur
da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry
worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

I was found in a ditch in Matsqui at the age of 4 weeks. I'm so happy
now biting my human's toe. This will be my first Jellicle Ball and I
have no danse partner. But I can always bite the toe!
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147




On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:07 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Oh, fangu, Tess! I'm so happy! [headbutt] I'm not actually a
southerner, though I am a gentlemancat. I was found behind a
pizza parlor in Indiana. Becky gave me my onetruehome, for which
I am cat-ternally grateful.

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
.. .

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne
own soshul arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat
to ask her permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur
da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry
worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Mosts uv ussez iz warin togaz, kuz da ball iz at da Kollyseeum in Rome. If
yoo wantz a toga, yoo bedder git to da booteek quik, cuz dere wuz a dedline.
If da toga-makurz iz gone, lemme know -- I will hewp yoo make wun fur
yurownsewf.

Rebecca

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
...
Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne own soshul
arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat to ask her
permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

I bet yule find lots of cats to danse wif! I will safe a danse for mew!

Bear


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
I was found in a ditch in Matsqui at the age of 4 weeks. I'm so happy
now biting my human's toe. This will be my first Jellicle Ball and I
have no danse partner. But I can always bite the toe!
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147




On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:07 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Oh, fangu, Tess! I'm so happy! [headbutt] I'm not actually a
southerner, though I am a gentlemancat. I was found behind a
pizza parlor in Indiana. Becky gave me my onetruehome, for which
I am cat-ternally grateful.

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
.. .

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne
own soshul arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat
to ask her permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur
da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry
worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Thanks for asking Bear! Every girl kitty needs dancing friends!
I'll be wearing a red toga with sliver trim and black Greek key
embroidery. I'm going to wear a fancy red hat with purple ruffles and
feathers instead of a wreath. I like red hats.

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147


On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:53:34 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:

I bet yule find lots of cats to danse wif! I will safe a danse for mew!

Bear


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
I was found in a ditch in Matsqui at the age of 4 weeks. I'm so happy
now biting my human's toe. This will be my first Jellicle Ball and I
have no danse partner. But I can always bite the toe!
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147




On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:07 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Oh, fangu, Tess! I'm so happy! [headbutt] I'm not actually a
southerner, though I am a gentlemancat. I was found behind a
pizza parlor in Indiana. Becky gave me my onetruehome, for which
I am cat-ternally grateful.

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
.. .

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne
own soshul arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat
to ask her permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur
da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry
worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

Dat sowns nise! Youl luuk beyootiful. Ime gona be wearin my tuksedo. Ime
always wearin my tuksedo!

Bear


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
Thanks for asking Bear! Every girl kitty needs dancing friends!
I'll be wearing a red toga with sliver trim and black Greek key
embroidery. I'm going to wear a fancy red hat with purple ruffles and
feathers instead of a wreath. I like red hats.

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147


On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:53:34 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:

I bet yule find lots of cats to danse wif! I will safe a danse for
mew!

Bear


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
I was found in a ditch in Matsqui at the age of 4 weeks. I'm so
happy
now biting my human's toe. This will be my first Jellicle Ball and
I
have no danse partner. But I can always bite the toe!
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147




On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:06:07 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Oh, fangu, Tess! I'm so happy! [headbutt] I'm not actually a
southerner, though I am a gentlemancat. I was found behind a
pizza parlor in Indiana. Becky gave me my onetruehome, for which
I am cat-ternally grateful.

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

"Ms. Tess" wrote in message
.. .

Hullo, Roscoe, mommy says I iz growed up an kin mayke myne
own soshul arrangements. Yu are quite a southern gentlemankat
to ask her permission. We haz southern in ourz fambly tu.

Fangu fur asking an I wood furry much lyke tu be yur date fur
da Ball.
I must warn yu tho that myne mommy iz absolootly da furry
worstest
sekritary in alla whirl...

Tess, starting to think about what to wear

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

[Sleek beige tabby jumps into his teleporter and comes out in
Auntie Margaret's apartment. He goes up to Auntie Margaret and
places a paw gently on her leg.]

'Scuse me, Auntie Margaret, but I would like your purmission to
ask Tess to be my date at this year's Jellicle Ball, if she
doesn't have a date yet.

Signed with full credentials,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Sheriff Of Catmerica
Junior Tabby In Residence
Grocery Inspector Extraordinaire

I am a cream-colored tabby with a little white, and spots on my
belly.

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1

Spotted bellis is gud.

Allegra